Maleficent got a sword through the heart, Evil Queen died in a rockslide she was trying to cause, Cruella DeVille drove off the road - only Jafar survived his movie but I think he was killed in the Aladdin sequel somehow.
If Maleficent has a daughter, who fucked Maleficent?
Whoever she wanted.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
I mean, lolHalf-Life3 and all, but... seriously, bros. Strong start, dogshit long game.
gabe has said they arent making hl3 atm because not enough people at valve could work out a vision for the game that was sufficiently good to get them to make it
That sounds like horseshit.
Ok...
I just work at a call center (helpdesk, whatever).
But, in my professional history, I've been fired a few times. For being late, for not getting shit done, y'know, dumb kid stuff.
I have an issue with... like, I kinda feel the same way about AstroBase GO! not being able to write their fucking cartoon for two years, I feel like maybe this is their job, right?
Sure, you guys are making fucktons of dollars distributing other people's awesome shit. But, really, shouldn't you guys be making games?
Isn't there a a person who, some mornings, walks into their job at Valve Software and says, "Hey, everybody, we gonna makes some fuckin vidyagame today!!?" Just, like... kinda disappointed that they landed a gig at a really cool company known for making a few of the best-loved games ever, and there's no game-making? Just... hats...
I mean, what's this "no vision" shit? Hire a creative person! Ya know! Like you're supposed to be, Newell!
I have no idea about the financing structure that Valve maintains and whether or not they have to keep GAAP financials for creditors but holy hell their revenue recognition policy must be several god damn pages long. God, that'd be such a shitshow to audit.
Being private means they do all sorts of funky things too I think.
I mean there all sorts of ways they can measure their revenues internally but they can't get too shitshowy with that otherwise it's like, WHAT IS REAL
I mean, lolHalf-Life3 and all, but... seriously, bros. Strong start, dogshit long game.
gabe has said they arent making hl3 atm because not enough people at valve could work out a vision for the game that was sufficiently good to get them to make it
That sounds like horseshit.
Ok...
I just work at a call center (helpdesk, whatever).
But, in my professional history, I've been fired a few times. For being late, for not getting shit done, y'know, dumb kid stuff.
I have an issue with... like, I kinda feel the same way about AstroBase GO! not being able to write their fucking cartoon for two years, I feel like maybe this is their job, right?
Sure, you guys are making fucktons of dollars distributing other people's awesome shit. But, really, shouldn't you guys be making games?
Isn't there a a person who, some mornings, walks into their job at Valve Software and says, "Hey, everybody, we gonna makes some fuckin vidyagame today!!?" Just, like... kinda disappointed that they landed a gig at a really cool company known for making a few of the best-loved games ever, and there's no game-making? Just... hats...
I mean, what's this "no vision" shit? Hire a creative person! Ya know! Like you're supposed to be, Newell!
Thats why its horseshit, because of their "flat" compant structure no one wants to be the guy that starts a HL3 team and fucks it up.
Bad News: Getting transferred out of advanced stream into straight BSc.
Good News: That doesn't matter for my courses this semester and if I do well enough I can transfer back before 1st semester next year when it will matter.
Dota 2 is getting a huge update in a new engine, TF2 just got a significant update, someone needs to approve the community submitted hats. There are at least 5 people doing work at Valve.
TF2 is really aggravating because the people curating TF2 plainly seem to not actually play the game
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
I mean, lolHalf-Life3 and all, but... seriously, bros. Strong start, dogshit long game.
gabe has said they arent making hl3 atm because not enough people at valve could work out a vision for the game that was sufficiently good to get them to make it
That sounds like horseshit.
Ok...
I just work at a call center (helpdesk, whatever).
But, in my professional history, I've been fired a few times. For being late, for not getting shit done, y'know, dumb kid stuff.
I have an issue with... like, I kinda feel the same way about AstroBase GO! not being able to write their fucking cartoon for two years, I feel like maybe this is their job, right?
Sure, you guys are making fucktons of dollars distributing other people's awesome shit. But, really, shouldn't you guys be making games?
Isn't there a a person who, some mornings, walks into their job at Valve Software and says, "Hey, everybody, we gonna makes some fuckin vidyagame today!!?" Just, like... kinda disappointed that they landed a gig at a really cool company known for making a few of the best-loved games ever, and there's no game-making? Just... hats...
I mean, what's this "no vision" shit? Hire a creative person! Ya know! Like you're supposed to be, Newell!
Thats why its horseshit, because of their "flat" compant structure no one wants to be the guy that starts a HL3 team and fucks it up.
i'm glad that AstroBase Go! takes two years to make a season because every season is fucking magical.
you know what Half-Life 3 will be?
Great.
You know why?
Because it didn't get halfassed and rushed out just to please the shitty shitty crying crowd.
Do you not remember how Half-Life 2 blew your mind to pieces? Half-Life 3 will most likely do the same. When it's ready.
I mean, lolHalf-Life3 and all, but... seriously, bros. Strong start, dogshit long game.
gabe has said they arent making hl3 atm because not enough people at valve could work out a vision for the game that was sufficiently good to get them to make it
That sounds like horseshit.
Ok...
I just work at a call center (helpdesk, whatever).
But, in my professional history, I've been fired a few times. For being late, for not getting shit done, y'know, dumb kid stuff.
I have an issue with... like, I kinda feel the same way about AstroBase GO! not being able to write their fucking cartoon for two years, I feel like maybe this is their job, right?
Sure, you guys are making fucktons of dollars distributing other people's awesome shit. But, really, shouldn't you guys be making games?
Isn't there a a person who, some mornings, walks into their job at Valve Software and says, "Hey, everybody, we gonna makes some fuckin vidyagame today!!?" Just, like... kinda disappointed that they landed a gig at a really cool company known for making a few of the best-loved games ever, and there's no game-making? Just... hats...
I mean, what's this "no vision" shit? Hire a creative person! Ya know! Like you're supposed to be, Newell!
Thats why its horseshit, because of their "flat" compant structure no one wants to be the guy that starts a HL3 team and fucks it up.
Y'know what?
*tears shirt open* I'll fuckin do it! I'll be the guy! I'll fuck it up for everybody!
Fuck it! We'll do it live!
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TraceGNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam WeRegistered Userregular
I mean, lolHalf-Life3 and all, but... seriously, bros. Strong start, dogshit long game.
gabe has said they arent making hl3 atm because not enough people at valve could work out a vision for the game that was sufficiently good to get them to make it
That sounds like horseshit.
Ok...
I just work at a call center (helpdesk, whatever).
But, in my professional history, I've been fired a few times. For being late, for not getting shit done, y'know, dumb kid stuff.
I have an issue with... like, I kinda feel the same way about AstroBase GO! not being able to write their fucking cartoon for two years, I feel like maybe this is their job, right?
Sure, you guys are making fucktons of dollars distributing other people's awesome shit. But, really, shouldn't you guys be making games?
Isn't there a a person who, some mornings, walks into their job at Valve Software and says, "Hey, everybody, we gonna makes some fuckin vidyagame today!!?" Just, like... kinda disappointed that they landed a gig at a really cool company known for making a few of the best-loved games ever, and there's no game-making? Just... hats...
I mean, what's this "no vision" shit? Hire a creative person! Ya know! Like you're supposed to be, Newell!
Thats why its horseshit, because of their "flat" compant structure no one wants to be the guy that starts a HL3 team and fucks it up.
i'm glad that AstroBase Go! takes two years to make a season because every season is fucking magical.
you know what Half-Life 3 will be?
Great.
You know why?
Because it didn't get halfassed and rushed out just to please the shitty shitty crying crowd.
Do you not remember how Half-Life 2 blew your mind to pieces? Half-Life 3 will most likely do the same. When it's ready.
Half-Life 3 is literally never coming out. It's not a joke. The time is past, it's not going to happen anymore.
Coinage on
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Pearson's website explicitly says that they will mail your password in plaintext. THIS IS A TEXTBOOK COMPANY
I have forgotten my password from places like that and used the recover password link and ended up learning that I'd predicted the place had these practices, because the password that was mailed back was "securitysucks"
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
I mean, lolHalf-Life3 and all, but... seriously, bros. Strong start, dogshit long game.
gabe has said they arent making hl3 atm because not enough people at valve could work out a vision for the game that was sufficiently good to get them to make it
That sounds like horseshit.
Ok...
I just work at a call center (helpdesk, whatever).
But, in my professional history, I've been fired a few times. For being late, for not getting shit done, y'know, dumb kid stuff.
I have an issue with... like, I kinda feel the same way about AstroBase GO! not being able to write their fucking cartoon for two years, I feel like maybe this is their job, right?
Sure, you guys are making fucktons of dollars distributing other people's awesome shit. But, really, shouldn't you guys be making games?
Isn't there a a person who, some mornings, walks into their job at Valve Software and says, "Hey, everybody, we gonna makes some fuckin vidyagame today!!?" Just, like... kinda disappointed that they landed a gig at a really cool company known for making a few of the best-loved games ever, and there's no game-making? Just... hats...
I mean, what's this "no vision" shit? Hire a creative person! Ya know! Like you're supposed to be, Newell!
Thats why its horseshit, because of their "flat" compant structure no one wants to be the guy that starts a HL3 team and fucks it up.
i'm glad that AstroBase Go! takes two years to make a season because every season is fucking magical.
you know what Half-Life 3 will be?
Great.
You know why?
Because it didn't get halfassed and rushed out just to please the shitty shitty crying crowd.
Do you not remember how Half-Life 2 blew your mind to pieces? Half-Life 3 will most likely do the same. When it's ready.
Half-Life 3 is literally never coming out. It's not a joke. It's not going to happen anymore.
i think it could potentially be a vr game eventually
Dota 2 is getting a huge update in a new engine, TF2 just got a significant update, someone needs to approve the community submitted hats. There are at least 5 people doing work at Valve.
TF2 is really aggravating because the people curating TF2 plainly seem to not actually play the game
I stopped playing TF2 a while ago, but yeah they seem to not know what they're doing with balance updates, and I'm not really a fan of the PvE modes. Remember that time when the Enforcer was blatantly broken for over a year?
HL3 will be released the moment Donald Trump is elected and he steps over Hillary Clintons shattered husk to deliver his victory speech. GabeN will step onto the stage, Trump will fall into a reverent silence and The Announcement will be made.
Honestly, HL2 wasn't even that good. I mean I guess it's because I played it way after it was released, but fuck yo physics "puzzles" and mandatory shitty vehicle sections.
I liked the vehicle sections. I didn't find them annoying at all. I actually remember them. I totally forgot about the whole "don't step on the sand" shit though.
tyrannus on
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
I'm not even sure how much I enjoyed Half-Life the first.
Do you not remember how Half-Life 2 blew your mind to pieces?
I am starting to forget because it's been ten years!
stow it away with your childhood
rediscover that shit with nostalgia glasses when you annoyingly have to install a CD-ROM drive into a modern PC after finding a copy of it at a Goodwill.
you're welcome.
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
Plus, it is basically a polemic about the evils of Citrix
Dota 2 is getting a huge update in a new engine, TF2 just got a significant update, someone needs to approve the community submitted hats. There are at least 5 people doing work at Valve.
TF2 is really aggravating because the people curating TF2 plainly seem to not actually play the game
I stopped playing TF2 a while ago, but yeah they seem to not know what they're doing with balance updates, and I'm not really a fan of the PvE modes. Remember that time when the Enforcer was blatantly broken for over a year?
Like 2+ years ago steam was talking up competitive matchmaking and using that for analytics, &c &c
At the last update they were still like, announcing that as a plan they had to do someday
They just plainly seem to be uninterested in devoting any more resources to TF2
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
Do you not remember how Half-Life 2 blew your mind to pieces?
I am starting to forget because it's been ten years!
stow it away with your childhood
rediscover that shit with nostalgia glasses when you annoyingly have to install a CD-ROM drive into a modern PC after finding a copy of it at a Goodwill.
you're welcome.
I still have my CD-ROM copy I bought on launch day, tyvm.
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Whoever she wanted.
this seems like something they should have carved out in their ToS...
Ok...
I just work at a call center (helpdesk, whatever).
But, in my professional history, I've been fired a few times. For being late, for not getting shit done, y'know, dumb kid stuff.
I have an issue with... like, I kinda feel the same way about AstroBase GO! not being able to write their fucking cartoon for two years, I feel like maybe this is their job, right?
Sure, you guys are making fucktons of dollars distributing other people's awesome shit. But, really, shouldn't you guys be making games?
Isn't there a a person who, some mornings, walks into their job at Valve Software and says, "Hey, everybody, we gonna makes some fuckin vidyagame today!!?" Just, like... kinda disappointed that they landed a gig at a really cool company known for making a few of the best-loved games ever, and there's no game-making? Just... hats...
I mean, what's this "no vision" shit? Hire a creative person! Ya know! Like you're supposed to be, Newell!
Hidden Path has not worked on csgo since it was launched
Tf2 is actually getting major updates now apparently
Dota has obviously been pretty massive
But yeah they deffo hasn't made much new shit in forever, just maintining existing communities and games
Chef's Table or Anthony Bourdain Destination Unknown.
Thats why its horseshit, because of their "flat" compant structure no one wants to be the guy that starts a HL3 team and fucks it up.
Did ye finish Bojack?
had to throw out so much shit and move to a new apartment
so yeah on the one hand no mosquitos on the other hand literal satan
i've watched everything anthony bourdain
he's one of the best writers on the planet.
i'll try chef's table.
i did. well only season 2 because season 1 was terrible.
mr. peanutbutter
Good News: That doesn't matter for my courses this semester and if I do well enough I can transfer back before 1st semester next year when it will matter.
TF2 is really aggravating because the people curating TF2 plainly seem to not actually play the game
i'm glad that AstroBase Go! takes two years to make a season because every season is fucking magical.
you know what Half-Life 3 will be?
Great.
You know why?
Because it didn't get halfassed and rushed out just to please the shitty shitty crying crowd.
Do you not remember how Half-Life 2 blew your mind to pieces? Half-Life 3 will most likely do the same. When it's ready.
Y'know what?
*tears shirt open* I'll fuckin do it! I'll be the guy! I'll fuck it up for everybody!
Fuck it! We'll do it live!
Person of Interest
Well, it's not best practice, but at least it's A practice, right?
I have forgotten my password from places like that and used the recover password link and ended up learning that I'd predicted the place had these practices, because the password that was mailed back was "securitysucks"
i think it could potentially be a vr game eventually
they want it to be a paradigm shift etc
I am starting to forget because it's been ten years!
I'm waiting for an ending, is the problem.
I know the ending was strange.
stow it away with your childhood
rediscover that shit with nostalgia glasses when you annoyingly have to install a CD-ROM drive into a modern PC after finding a copy of it at a Goodwill.
you're welcome.
The ending was super rushed, iirc
I am sure one could say they fixed that problem in the sequel but
Like 2+ years ago steam was talking up competitive matchmaking and using that for analytics, &c &c
At the last update they were still like, announcing that as a plan they had to do someday
They just plainly seem to be uninterested in devoting any more resources to TF2
This is not true, that arcade-to-Wii game, House of the Dead?
That game was rad it was literally the only game I could play with my mom
I don't play enough shooters to really know how they've advanced so I assume it is still the pinnacle of the genre
I still have my CD-ROM copy I bought on launch day, tyvm.