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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2016
    @Hakkekage @Orphane

    Who should I mate with?

    edit: In Birthright

    edit 2: And also in real life

    Drez on
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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    there are some stores here who have the chipreader on their swipe machines but they don't actually work. Literally the worst.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I'm still wondering if the chip readers are slow because they're new and the infra is not yet robust.

    Or if they're just slow.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    there are some stores here who have the chipreader on their swipe machines but they don't actually work. Literally the worst.

    They still don't work at Costco or Jewel-Osco here.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    want to talk about true oldness? When I was a teenager working at a supermarket we still used card carbon copies.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    and took checks!

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    "Sanders is way closer to Hitler than Trump anyway."

    Hnnnnnnnnng

    Don't talk about politics at work.

    Don't talk about politics at work.

    I talk politics at work all the time.

    With my two peers.

    Who are both PhDs.

    And super liberal.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    want to talk about true oldness? When I was a teenager working at a supermarket we still used card carbon copies kerchunkers.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'll give DS3 a try since it will have a big community. DS2, I never found any signs to help someone etc

    I'm told even at its peak popularity, no one ever joined that dumb blue-colored guild to help people. Everyone flocked to the red-colored guild to invade and kill innocent players for laughs.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    In nexus days dinosaurs were customers.

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    "Sanders is way closer to Hitler than Trump anyway."

    Hnnnnnnnnng

    Don't talk about politics at work.

    Don't talk about politics at work.
    I literally would not be able to not talk. That shit would make me fucking unload for at least an hour.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    want to talk about true oldness? When I was a teenager working at a supermarket we still used card carbon copies.

    Man, the dark ages. Shotgun-cock imprint machines, then you have to mail in all the slips, and wait a week for them to be processed.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I dunno that race excludes prejudice against your own race in all cases.

    Sweden's most notorious neonazi (also cop killer, crimed against humanity) is black, Jackie Arklöv.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    ralphscheck.jpg

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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    This past week some old person in front of me actually started paying for their groceries with a check and the cashier had to get help to figure out how to ring this shit up.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    "Sanders is way closer to Hitler than Trump anyway."

    Hnnnnnnnnng

    Don't talk about politics at work.

    Don't talk about politics at work.

    I talk politics at work all the time.

    With my two peers.

    Who are both PhDs.

    And super liberal.

    I talk politics with a couple people via IRC. Neither is super liberal but they might as well be compared to current GOP.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage Orphane

    Who should I mate with?

    edit: In Birthright

    edit 2: And also in real life

    depends on if you are an inferior male Corrin or a clearly superior female Corrin

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I never had trouble finding sunbros to help me in DS2

    DS2 based it on soul level which fucked things up so badly though, rather than basing it on your actual character's level

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I talk politics with you insufficiently progressive buttholes all the time

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    if FemCorrin Kaze is the dark, broody, loyal dreamboat every 15 year old weeb dreams of

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

    Slit her throat with a Chase Sapphire card

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I don't talk politics at work.

    Well, I did once when I accidentally found out this old lady that worked in one of the private offices (I think she was some HQ bigshot that lived down here so she pulled some strings and got an office here) was super liberal.

    I was working on her computer and she started bitching about republicans and I had nice long conversation with her about all the problems in the south and political zealousness etc.

    It was refreshing.

    She retired at the end of last year though.

    Whatever, it was such a unicorn of an occurrence that I'll always treasure it in a weird way.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    hakkekage i would find and post the anime girl flicking out switchblade gif but i'm lazy so imagine i did and then pls like comment and subscribe

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I talk politics with you insufficiently progressive buttholes all the time

    I would have voted Kshama Sawant if I hadn't already been pushed out of Seattle proper. Instead I voted for Shoreline Fire Marshall

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Last time my card got ran through a kerchunker was hmmm...

    Oh it was a taxi in like 2006 before square was a thing

    trying to get to the airport to go home, the shuttle fucked up and never came, called for a taxi all "you take cards right? yes? cool send 'em out"

    get to the airport "I don't take cards"

    "well your dispatcher said you did, and my plane is leaving in like 30 mins so it's card or nothing"

    fucker scowled at me and pulled the kerchunker out of his trunk

    no tip get rekt

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I never had trouble finding sunbros to help me in DS2

    DS2 based it on soul level which fucked things up so badly though, rather than basing it on your actual character's level

    It makes sense to base it on soul level instead of your character's level. Pros would never cash in their souls and cheat the system. They'd be lvl 5 when they're as skilled as a lvl 55 player.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

    I was out sick on Monday.

    We had a production release of a new app that I am the product/business owner of.

    My coworker sends an email in my absence directing the tech team to change the spelling of "canceled" to "cancelled."

    First, both spellings are correct.

    Second, I "canceled" is the more common North American spelling, and thus, in my opinion, more appropriate.

    Third, I explicitly put the spelling I wanted in the BRD, having actual knowledge of the appropriate spellings.

    Fourth, I'm the fucking business owner and she had no business sending that email out.

    I was fucking livid.

    In the end it wss such a stupid thing for me to dwell over but I was immediately filled with rage.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I guess my main govie boss is liberal. No surprise she works on sexual assault and woman's issues. One guy I guess isn't, he is ex-Army Florida man with less meth and kind of sweet otherwise. Who knows about the General or my other bosses.

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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Also retail places if your card chip reader isn't functional yet put some sign on it saying so or stick a blank card in there so I don't stick my card in and wait looking like a fool.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    hakkekage i would find and post the anime girl flicking out switchblade gif but i'm lazy so imagine i did and then pls like comment and subscribe

    I can't find it either but this seems to be an adequate replacement

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I wonder what century Keanu was a badass soldier in.

    https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't talk politics at work.

    Well, I did once when I accidentally found out this old lady that worked in one of the private offices (I think she was some HQ bigshot that lived down here so she pulled some strings and got an office here) was super liberal.

    I was working on her computer and she started bitching about republicans and I had nice long conversation with her about all the problems in the south and political zealousness etc.

    It was refreshing.

    She retired at the end of last year though.

    Whatever, it was such a unicorn of an occurrence that I'll always treasure it in a weird way.

    I feel ya

    Having gone through all the ways to disparage trans people yesterday, my coworkers agreed today's conversation would be about how abortion is awful and should be illegal and only irresponsible sluts use it and oh my god did you see those videos where they're selling baby parts????

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I wonder what century Keanu was a badass soldier in.

    https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc

    All of them

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    this morning i got an aggravating email that made me very furious on my commute because it was "correcting" mistakes in a document that I had proofread

    I was fuming the whole way to work because while I did proofread it's always possible that I missed something and the email was very accusatory in tone and embarrassed me in front of a partner

    I got to work and immediately compared the supposed edits to my version and found that not only did this bitch not correct anything that I hadn't already fucking corrected, she had made "corrections" that were actually incorrect and made suggestions above and beyond the call of proofreading to my fucking document without even having the decency to version up or enter them in track changes in any easily reversible way

    So of course i called my boss and we cleared it up to the partner and i went in and manually reversed all of her changes and also this bitch is now on my shit list forever

    tl;dr do not fucking make permanent changes to someone else's document #officerules

    I got super pissed with my work bro here when he refused to stop editing in an extra comma to this one sentence where it wasn't required. Total stylistic decision and my fucking stamp was on it, not his. Back the fuck off.

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    mostly I just like saying the word kerchunker

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Huh, I didn't know Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing was driven by an 808

    I'm listening to it now and I realize that I don't know anything about the 808 apart from that destructive deep bass kick drum

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage Orphane

    Who should I mate with?

    edit: In Birthright

    edit 2: And also in real life

    depends on if you are an inferior male Corrin or a clearly superior female Corrin

    Those adjectives are rather superfluous. Men are de facto inferior to women.

    My Corrin is male.

    I was going to mate him with Azura but I did some scant googling and nobody seems to recommend this.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I wonder what century Keanu was a badass soldier in.

    https://youtu.be/tpr8oqyjKIc

    is this training for John Wick?

    Keanu Reeves is unabashedly one of my most unshakable celebrity crushes

    He will always be Top Tier because he is a nice guy, a good sport, a quiet sufferer of immense personal tragedy, and above all, immortal

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Hakkekage Orphane

    Who should I mate with?

    edit: In Birthright

    edit 2: And also in real life

    depends on if you are an inferior male Corrin or a clearly superior female Corrin

    Those adjectives are rather superfluous. Men are de facto inferior to women.

    My Corrin is male.

    I was going to mate him with Azura but I did some scant googling and nobody seems to recommend this.
    But Drez, that would be incest.

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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