my best friend got married and I bawled so happily during the entire ceremony it was amazing and probably the most fiercely happy I've ever been
such a fantastic day
I mostly kept it together during my best friend's wedding but when she did her reading from The Amber Spyglass I cried but hopefully everyone was so focused on her they didn't notice although I guess I was in their field of view cause I was standing up there as part of the wedding party.
It was so good; weddings are great. They are the best sort of ceremony, of all of the various ceremonies one can have throughout life.
THEY READ THAT ONE TOO
EVEN THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE CHOKED UP
I WAS LIKE 'YOU THINK I CAN'T CRY HARDER HAHAHAHA CHECK OUT THIS GODLIKE CRYING!'
Hakkekage I got to use you in a conversation because my Dad was trying to tell me about the crazy ways heat stroke can affect you and an anecdote from a friend of his that experienced it, and I was like
"Hold on old man, I have a superior story."
but im not even dead
I didn't see you post for almost 12 hours after you went home so naturally I feared the worst
i was chillin' and cuddling with my man!
Translation of Hakkes post:
"I was playing Splatoon."
She was using the cats as a cuddling proxy
Actually...
As soon as I arrived home and put my shit down the only thing i wanted to do was take a shower. So i head to the bathroom. Where Swarley decides, at that very moment, to go huuurk. hurk. huuuuuuuuuuuuuurk. huuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrk.
And vomit up a hairball. Right at the threshold of the bathroom.
And then he scooted over a foot and threw up some more.
...Glad to be back, buddy.
cats are wonderful
Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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Hakkekage I got to use you in a conversation because my Dad was trying to tell me about the crazy ways heat stroke can affect you and an anecdote from a friend of his that experienced it, and I was like
"Hold on old man, I have a superior story."
but im not even dead
I didn't see you post for almost 12 hours after you went home so naturally I feared the worst
i was chillin' and cuddling with my man!
Translation of Hakkes post:
"I was playing Splatoon."
She was using the cats as a cuddling proxy
Actually...
As soon as I arrived home and put my shit down the only thing i wanted to do was take a shower. So i head to the bathroom. Where Swarley decides, at that very moment, to go huuurk. hurk. huuuuuuuuuuuuuurk. huuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrk.
And vomit up a hairball. Right at the threshold of the bathroom.
And then he scooted over a foot and threw up some more.
...Glad to be back, buddy.
"Could you, while you're up, thaaaaaaaanks, when's dinner?"
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Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
I've been diagnosed with hyperlexia, which is an autism spectrum thing
not the worst thing, but it keeps me kinda lonely sometimes
I was self diagnosed with being smarter than everyone else, its a hard burden to bear.
My dad diagnosed himself, and me, and my brothers with being Too Smart for This World.
Like, I tell him about some manageable social problem I have in middle school and he's like WELL SON WHEN YOU ARE AS SMART AS WE ARE IT CAN BE HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH NORMALS.
Ooh I'll have to remember that.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
so . . .
CK2
Rocksmiff
Gaem Dev Sim
anything else worth much on this Steam sale?
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
woooo reaching out to DJs
ambiguously wording things such that they can ask for money if they want but c'mon bro it's a fundraiser I'll go out of pocket if I have to but c'monnnn
my best friend got married and I bawled so happily during the entire ceremony it was amazing and probably the most fiercely happy I've ever been
such a fantastic day
I mostly kept it together during my best friend's wedding but when she did her reading from The Amber Spyglass I cried but hopefully everyone was so focused on her they didn't notice although I guess I was in their field of view cause I was standing up there as part of the wedding party.
It was so good; weddings are great. They are the best sort of ceremony, of all of the various ceremonies one can have throughout life.
Oooh what part of the Amber Spyglass?
The very end where Lyra declares her love for Will as they are about to be separated forever.
"I will love you forever; whatever happens. Till I die and after I die, and when I find my way out of the land of the dead, I'll drift about forever, all my atoms, till I find you again..."
"I'll be looking for you, Will, every moment, every single moment. And when we do find each other again, we'll cling together so tight that nothing and no one'll ever tear us apart. Every atom of me and every atom of you...We'll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pin trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams...And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they won't just be able to take one, they'll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we'll be joined so tight..."
she gave an impassioned and yet not affected reading of it and it was really touching.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
is it not normal to listen to the same song on repeat for hours
everyone here has some sort of unstudied quasi autism
so yeah
it is very normal for us
My brain operates exactly like the brain of a normal person. I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm definitely not neurotypical, but I don't think I'm anywhere on the autism spectrum. Might be better off if I were closer to it; if anything, I think that overly acute social sensitivity, leading to social anxiety, may be more my problem.
One convenient part about being married to a psychiatrist is that he can put to rest any dumb pet theories I have about secret personality disorders or impairments or whatever that I might have.
'sorry, no, you are not a real sociopath, nor do you have aspergers, nor do you have adhd although maybe instead of being annoying and constantly asking me if you have some mental issue you could go see someone if you are concerned?'
cred can he just like host a thread on the forums where he pro bono diagnoses us all plz
hmmm probably not--although he is for sure lurking this week so who knows. Although perhaps he will form a secret opinion of everyone's issues and then gossip to me about his unofficial diagnoses...
Man my fiancé and I are finally planning our wedding and honey moon now... Shits fucking expensive, like the idea of a beautiful giant party is awesome, I like giant parties, but like the industry's gotten nuts.
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Hakkekage I got to use you in a conversation because my Dad was trying to tell me about the crazy ways heat stroke can affect you and an anecdote from a friend of his that experienced it, and I was like
"Hold on old man, I have a superior story."
but im not even dead
I didn't see you post for almost 12 hours after you went home so naturally I feared the worst
i was chillin' and cuddling with my man!
Translation of Hakkes post:
"I was playing Splatoon."
She was using the cats as a cuddling proxy
Actually...
As soon as I arrived home and put my shit down the only thing i wanted to do was take a shower. So i head to the bathroom. Where Swarley decides, at that very moment, to go huuurk. hurk. huuuuuuuuuuuuuurk. huuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrk.
And vomit up a hairball. Right at the threshold of the bathroom.
And then he scooted over a foot and threw up some more.
...Glad to be back, buddy.
"Could you, while you're up, thaaaaaaaanks, when's dinner?"
I used a whole sequoia tree of paper towels to clean it up
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
NNID: Hakkekage
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
I've been diagnosed with hyperlexia, which is an autism spectrum thing
not the worst thing, but it keeps me kinda lonely sometimes
I was self diagnosed with being smarter than everyone else, its a hard burden to bear.
My dad diagnosed himself, and me, and my brothers with being Too Smart for This World.
Like, I tell him about some manageable social problem I have in middle school and he's like WELL SON WHEN YOU ARE AS SMART AS WE ARE IT CAN BE HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH NORMALS.
My family does this all the time. And it's like "this, this right here, this is not helping my psychological health and prosocial adjustment!"
The only Jewish wedding I've been to was my brother's and being one of the chair-holders is mildly terrifying
"Must not kill bride / groom / bride's mom / my mom"
I remember being terrified I was going to be too weak and drop the casket as a pallbearer (scrawny high school nerd).
I mean, the ship had already sailed on killing her, but it still would've been embarassing.
This reminds me of my dad's friend who was constantly late for things, including my grand fathers funeral where he was a pall bearer. He got there just in time to lift the casket.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
my best friend got married and I bawled so happily during the entire ceremony it was amazing and probably the most fiercely happy I've ever been
such a fantastic day
I mostly kept it together during my best friend's wedding but when she did her reading from The Amber Spyglass I cried but hopefully everyone was so focused on her they didn't notice although I guess I was in their field of view cause I was standing up there as part of the wedding party.
It was so good; weddings are great. They are the best sort of ceremony, of all of the various ceremonies one can have throughout life.
THEY READ THAT ONE TOO
EVEN THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE CHOKED UP
I WAS LIKE 'YOU THINK I CAN'T CRY HARDER HAHAHAHA CHECK OUT THIS GODLIKE CRYING!'
wait it's been forever since I read the Amber Spyglass, which part do you use in weddings??
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
my best friend got married and I bawled so happily during the entire ceremony it was amazing and probably the most fiercely happy I've ever been
such a fantastic day
I mostly kept it together during my best friend's wedding but when she did her reading from The Amber Spyglass I cried but hopefully everyone was so focused on her they didn't notice although I guess I was in their field of view cause I was standing up there as part of the wedding party.
It was so good; weddings are great. They are the best sort of ceremony, of all of the various ceremonies one can have throughout life.
Oooh what part of the Amber Spyglass?
The very end where Lyra declares her love for Will as they are about to be separated forever.
"I will love you forever; whatever happens. Till I die and after I die, and when I find my way out of the land of the dead, I'll drift about forever, all my atoms, till I find you again..."
"I'll be looking for you, Will, every moment, every single moment. And when we do find each other again, we'll cling together so tight that nothing and no one'll ever tear us apart. Every atom of me and every atom of you...We'll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pin trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams...And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they won't just be able to take one, they'll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we'll be joined so tight..."
she gave an impassioned and yet not affected reading of it and it was really touching.
good lord I started tearing up right there and I don't even know your dumb amazing friends
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Also knock on wood but while my mental health has been a mess, my physical health has been mostly top-notch, aside from fixing that bladder-kidney thing when I was younger.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
hello i need labs for testing for 86 students on these days
scroll down
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fall into the core of the earth
smile contently as i melt
Bless your heart.
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
I just want a bunch of people to watch me seal an unholy pact with a dude and then watch us smooch and dance slowly
Will hooded robes and ceremonial daggers be provided or would I need to bring my own?
well they have to pay to rent each one so i would say bring your own but be sure to tell them to rent one less so they dont wind up paying for it and it goes unused
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I just want a bunch of people to watch me seal an unholy pact with a dude and then watch us smooch and dance slowly
Will hooded robes and ceremonial daggers be provided or would I need to bring my own?
well they have to pay to rent each one so i would say bring your own but be sure to tell them to rent one less so they dont wind up paying for it and it goes unused
The rent on daggers is always too high
Probably because of liability issues from the child sacrifice part of the ceremony
fuck gendered marketing
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
I think I've officially made the least amount of hakkes dying jokes so far.
I know you can't be rewarded for doing the right thing but sometimes I think -I- should.
im not sure if i am ready to jump on the make fun of hakkes' tragedy bandwagon yet mostly because im not sure most of the jokes hold water
.......which is kind of like hakkes if you think about i-dammit
i really appreciate this kind of dry humor though
Gooey is the inevitable ash bore infestation of pun trees
Godspeed
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
hakkes can never die
you know how hard it is to find another persian princess?
falling off magic carpets and looking like bugs against a windshield when they're found
its a fucking dangerous profession
Bless your heart.
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THEY READ THAT ONE TOO
EVEN THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE CHOKED UP
I WAS LIKE 'YOU THINK I CAN'T CRY HARDER HAHAHAHA CHECK OUT THIS GODLIKE CRYING!'
"Could you, while you're up, thaaaaaaaanks, when's dinner?"
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
I remember being terrified I was going to be too weak and drop the casket as a pallbearer (scrawny high school nerd).
I mean, the ship had already sailed on killing her, but it still would've been embarassing.
Ooh I'll have to remember that.
pleasepaypreacher.net
CK2
Rocksmiff
Gaem Dev Sim
anything else worth much on this Steam sale?
ambiguously wording things such that they can ask for money if they want but c'mon bro it's a fundraiser I'll go out of pocket if I have to but c'monnnn
The very end where Lyra declares her love for Will as they are about to be separated forever.
she gave an impassioned and yet not affected reading of it and it was really touching.
I've never once visited that site
But then I've rarely suffered from a malady I couldn't identify fairly readily
And they're usually my fault
E.g. "why does my arm hurt? Oh right, falling off the roof. Right, right."
this is the best
I used a whole sequoia tree of paper towels to clean it up
NNID: Hakkekage
My family does this all the time. And it's like "this, this right here, this is not helping my psychological health and prosocial adjustment!"
@Aersien
This reminds me of my dad's friend who was constantly late for things, including my grand fathers funeral where he was a pall bearer. He got there just in time to lift the casket.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I guess my satellite-mounted dehydration ray, aka THE DESSICATION STATION, didn't work.
I'm gonna fire that contractor.
wait it's been forever since I read the Amber Spyglass, which part do you use in weddings??
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good lord I started tearing up right there and I don't even know your dumb amazing friends
scroll down
scroll down
scroll down
fall into the core of the earth
smile contently as i melt
you'll never stop me you grotesque fecal orc
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well they have to pay to rent each one so i would say bring your own but be sure to tell them to rent one less so they dont wind up paying for it and it goes unused
Whatever doesn't kill you only leaves you more vulnerable to relapse!
it's not that hard to find
This made me laugh out loud like a stupid hyena at work
then why did your ex tell me you never got her wet?
.......which is kind of like hakkes if you think about i-dammit
;___;
i really appreciate this kind of dry humor though
*lounges at the airport bar*
nope, no luck from here friend @BeNarwhal
The rent on daggers is always too high
Probably because of liability issues from the child sacrifice part of the ceremony
I know you can't be rewarded for doing the right thing but sometimes I think -I- should.
sick burn chadmeister]
*brofist*
*smashes can of natty light against forehead*
There can be no witnesses
But read me a story about a man and his dog where the dog doesn't make it and i'll be in a corner, fetal position, crying every time
Gooey is the inevitable ash bore infestation of pun trees
Godspeed
you know how hard it is to find another persian princess?
falling off magic carpets and looking like bugs against a windshield when they're found
its a fucking dangerous profession
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