I've been diagnosed with hyperlexia, which is an autism spectrum thing
not the worst thing, but it keeps me kinda lonely sometimes
I was self diagnosed with being smarter than everyone else, its a hard burden to bear.
My dad diagnosed himself, and me, and my brothers with being Too Smart for This World.
Like, I tell him about some manageable social problem I have in middle school and he's like WELL SON WHEN YOU ARE AS SMART AS WE ARE IT CAN BE HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH NORMALS.
My family does this all the time. And it's like "this, this right here, this is not helping my psychological health and prosocial adjustment!"
As a kid those comments would make me wonder: Why do you think it is smart to fail at understanding how to get along with other people?
Ego. It's not that you are bad at social stuff, you're too intelligent for the lessers.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Over the years I have massaged their appearance to make them aesthetically pleasing and easily readable but no one in our company ever notices or cares
A new distributor I am bringing on board in Wisconsin asked if I could send him some sales numbers on how the old Wisconsin distributor did so I sent him a report divided into tones of Microsoft Blue, Forest Green, and Warm Orange with everything else in pale greys
He replied "Thanks, and it even looks nice!"
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omg desc-chan I do the same things with my spreadsheets
I can't deal with an ugly spreadsheet i simply refuse
I went as a +1 this weekend to the wedding of two PhD grads and aside from their families (who were stern small-town Kansas Mennonite type folk) most of the other attendees were academics of one stripe or another. Before the ceremony, a few of their friends took the stage to conduct various readings - from Kahlil Gibran, from the Song of Solomon, and so forth. One of their friends offered up a couple of quotes from "noted love poet George RR Martin," which got some chuckles from people who knew what he was talking about. "For the Dothraki, a wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair."
That guy sat at my table at dinner and was telling us how someone seized him at the buffet line, introduced themselves as a literature professor, and demanded to know who Doth Raki was
My go to wedding toast is "Love is a promise delivered already broken" chicks dig that sounds deep.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
christ
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
For a less traditional look, Barneys New York carries a $859 Comme des Garcons short suit trimmed with chiffon panels. We think it looks pretty bizarre.
I mean, the cut is terrible
but I would like to explore more of this semi-kilt suit look with feminine elements for men pls
I feel like this is just shy of a Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice Goes to the Office look and that you could pull that off
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
Amazing.
It's like the perfect reduction of that whole reaction.
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MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
I went as a +1 this weekend to the wedding of two PhD grads and aside from their families (who were stern small-town Kansas Mennonite type folk) most of the other attendees were academics of one stripe or another. Before the ceremony, a few of their friends took the stage to conduct various readings - from Kahlil Gibran, from the Song of Solomon, and so forth. One of their friends offered up a couple of quotes from "noted love poet George RR Martin," which got some chuckles from people who knew what he was talking about. "For the Dothraki, a wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair."
That guy sat at my table at dinner and was telling us how someone seized him at the buffet line, introduced themselves as a literature professor, and demanded to know who Doth Raki was
My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
This appeals to me
Yeah but like 60% because you're a horny teenager
I meant the secluding part! We couldn't have sex, they'd see the blood on my dress
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
wait, did women die during women's suffrage in the UK?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
lol i can't even be mad
It's just totally expected
There should be a pithily-named internet law for this
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
christ
Men died for our right to make terrible facebook comments
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
Amazing.
It's like the perfect reduction of that whole reaction.
If I ever stumbled into godlike dr manhattan powers I'd spend all of my time drowning dudes like this baron zemo style and then teabagging their corpse with my blue junk
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
i think you're being incredibly disrespectful posting this hero's response lady
My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
This appeals to me
Yeah but like 60% because you're a horny teenager
I meant the secluding part! We couldn't have sex, they'd see the blood on my dress
Is there ...
Does
Does there always have to be blood
I've been out of the sex game for a while, tbh
Because I (and my hypothetical wife) are so pure, you see
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
edited June 2016
Not from the flogging
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
This appeals to me
Yeah but like 60% because you're a horny teenager
I meant the secluding part! We couldn't have sex, they'd see the blood on my dress
Is there ...
Does
Does there always have to be blood
I've been out of the sex game for a while, tbh
I think shiv was making a deflowered virgin joke but LOL shiv.
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
i think you're being incredibly disrespectful posting this hero's response lady
Over the years I have massaged their appearance to make them aesthetically pleasing and easily readable but no one in our company ever notices or cares
A new distributor I am bringing on board in Wisconsin asked if I could send him some sales numbers on how the old Wisconsin distributor did so I sent him a report divided into tones of Microsoft Blue, Forest Green, and Warm Orange with everything else in pale greys
He replied "Thanks, and it even looks nice!"
S-
Sempai :redface:
omg desc-chan I do the same things with my spreadsheets
I can't deal with an ugly spreadsheet i simply refuse
God when another company emails you and it's just this ugly hideous shit
Things are randomly bolded and underlined
One single cell is in Tahoma and the rest of the sheet is Times New Roman
You have to step back and like fix it all first before you can even use it
People are animals and they belong in barns
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
Over the years I have massaged their appearance to make them aesthetically pleasing and easily readable but no one in our company ever notices or cares
A new distributor I am bringing on board in Wisconsin asked if I could send him some sales numbers on how the old Wisconsin distributor did so I sent him a report divided into tones of Microsoft Blue, Forest Green, and Warm Orange with everything else in pale greys
He replied "Thanks, and it even looks nice!"
S-
Sempai :redface:
omg desc-chan I do the same things with my spreadsheets
I can't deal with an ugly spreadsheet i simply refuse
God when another company emails you and it's just this ugly hideous shit
Things are randomly bolded and underlined
One single cell is in Tahoma and the rest of the sheet is Times New Roman
You have to step back and like fix it all first before you can even use it
People are animals and they belong in barns
Unbelievable
You didn't even wrap text
3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
NNID: Hakkekage
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
My girlfriend wants a secular wedding, but I want a Jewish one so I can smash on some glass and I can dance without even having to leave my chair.
I've mentioned that I don't want a big ceremony before and was told that a big reception is necessary because weddings are excuses to get everyone to give you gifts
That's bullshit no way you get enough gifts to cover the costs of the wedding.
I mean I barely want anything normal people would have
Weddings weird me out, even if I understand why they are what they are
Like the ceremony weirds you out?
Or just people getting together to celebrate things weirds you out?
I'm not religious, but actually marrying someone is about the only thing I think I could do that I would describe as sacred. But to me, sacred is very closely tied to personal. I am fine with a big reception. But the actual marriage is something intimate enough that I think I am uncomfortable with much of an audience.
I don't care what others do, so "weddings weird me out" is not true. But I don't think the way most people go about it is for me.
Jewish weddings have this feeling built in, such that you have a short period of seclusion after the short ceremony such that you and your new spouse can just be alone together. There is also probably time enough for a quickie depending on what clothes everyone is wearing.
This appeals to me
Yeah but like 60% because you're a horny teenager
I meant the secluding part! We couldn't have sex, they'd see the blood on my dress
Is there ...
Does
Does there always have to be blood
I've been out of the sex game for a while, tbh
I think shiv was making a deflowered virgin joke but LOL shiv.
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
wait, did women die during women's suffrage in the UK?
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
wait, did women die during women's suffrage in the UK?
Technically, the suffragettes did eventually die, so
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I lay on the floor with the dogs and then the dogs got up, walked away, and lay down somewhere else
Alright
Okay
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
edited June 2016
is there a way, in excel, to pull a text string from a cell, but stopping at a certain character instead of a certain length
i want to pull out a date and the date only, which always starts a certain amount of characters in, but if it's 6/23/2016 vs 12/23/2016 the 6 in the december one would get cut off by a length of 9, etc., and i want it to stop at a comma that always follows the date
y2jake215 on
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
A friend of mine who lives in the UK posted something on facebook about voting today, and was like "Come on ladies! Let's get out and vote! Women died for our right to do this!"
and the first comment on that post is from some dude and it says "Just so you know, (name), men died to vote in this country as well and I think you're being incredibly disrespectful with this post."
#NotAllLads
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I went as a +1 this weekend to the wedding of two PhD grads and aside from their families (who were stern small-town Kansas Mennonite type folk) most of the other attendees were academics of one stripe or another. Before the ceremony, a few of their friends took the stage to conduct various readings - from Kahlil Gibran, from the Song of Solomon, and so forth. One of their friends offered up a couple of quotes from "noted love poet George RR Martin," which got some chuckles from people who knew what he was talking about. "For the Dothraki, a wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair."
That guy sat at my table at dinner and was telling us how someone seized him at the buffet line, introduced themselves as a literature professor, and demanded to know who Doth Raki was
Ask him if he's Professor Snow, because he obviously knows nothing.
Bless your heart.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
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Ego. It's not that you are bad at social stuff, you're too intelligent for the lessers.
pleasepaypreacher.net
That person looks like they just finished getting a swirly, which is appropriate.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
The only man who legit pulls that look off.
omg desc-chan I do the same things with my spreadsheets
I can't deal with an ugly spreadsheet i simply refuse
NNID: Hakkekage
My go to wedding toast is "Love is a promise delivered already broken" chicks dig that sounds deep.
pleasepaypreacher.net
christ
KILL THEM
I feel like this is just shy of a Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice Goes to the Office look and that you could pull that off
Amazing.
It's like the perfect reduction of that whole reaction.
This reminds me of every traumatic childhood Easter I had to be photographed through
No it's Darth Raki i think he's from a star wars
Is there ...
Does
Does there always have to be blood
I've been out of the sex game for a while, tbh
wait, did women die during women's suffrage in the UK?
lol i can't even be mad
It's just totally expected
There should be a pithily-named internet law for this
NNID: Hakkekage
Men died for our right to make terrible facebook comments
If I ever stumbled into godlike dr manhattan powers I'd spend all of my time drowning dudes like this baron zemo style and then teabagging their corpse with my blue junk
i think you're being incredibly disrespectful posting this hero's response lady
And he is deliberately trying to look like a preteen schoolkid
Because I (and my hypothetical wife) are so pure, you see
I think shiv was making a deflowered virgin joke but LOL shiv.
:witnessme:
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
pleasepaypreacher.net
God when another company emails you and it's just this ugly hideous shit
Things are randomly bolded and underlined
One single cell is in Tahoma and the rest of the sheet is Times New Roman
You have to step back and like fix it all first before you can even use it
People are animals and they belong in barns
Unbelievable
You didn't even wrap text
NNID: Hakkekage
Exactly
Yeeeep
God
You should need to pass a test and get a license to use any formatting options
Alright
Okay
i want to pull out a date and the date only, which always starts a certain amount of characters in, but if it's 6/23/2016 vs 12/23/2016 the 6 in the december one would get cut off by a length of 9, etc., and i want it to stop at a comma that always follows the date
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I can't look at this and not hear Matt Smith saying "Suit shorts are cool."
because the DBA was the coding and decorating it.
#NotAllLads
Ask him if he's Professor Snow, because he obviously knows nothing.
Is this real? It looks like his head was photoshopped on
get your white hands of my text
my EYES! OMGMYEYES!