Hahahahaha this discussion inexplicably happened in my champion select screen for League and I can't even so I'll share
DeAndre Hopkins : i know what i said
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: dude ur high as a kite arent u
DeAndre Hopkins : yes
Qreap URMAM: no
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: if ur on ant artica and u go south
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: ud still be on antartica
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: tha fuk
Japmullet : ima try to play malz
Japmullet : dont ban plz
Qreap URMAM: ok but i keep on going down
Qreap URMAM: til i hit a country
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: ud hit the south pole
DeAndre Hopkins : its the only champ i know how to ban
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: then u cant go south anymore
Qreap URMAM: im already on the south pole
Qreap URMAM: sure i can the ****
credeiki TUES: can you ban sona?
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: then u cant go south noob
Qreap URMAM: the world is spherical
Qreap URMAM: ok
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: south is a direction
Qreap URMAM: lets say
Qreap URMAM: youre moving in south direction without the compass
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: there is a point in wich u cannot go south anymore
Qreap URMAM: then why can you keep on going east
Qreap URMAM: and never stop
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: cuz there is no east pole
Qreap URMAM: but in theory
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: longitudes make a circle
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: latitudes make a line
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: that meet at a point
DeAndre Hopkins : cause the magnetic poles are on the northern and southern parts of the world
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: thats why
Qreap URMAM: latitude makes a line..
DeAndre Hopkins : unless humans decide tochange which way everything goes
DeAndre Hopkins : it curves, it'snot a real "line"
Qreap URMAM: longitude is east to west bc long
Qreap URMAM: thats how i remember it
DeAndre Hopkins : i think
DeAndre Hopkins : one of em does
Qreap URMAM: but lets say
Qreap URMAM: a plane is flying south
Qreap URMAM: through antarctica
Qreap URMAM: on the prime meridian
Japmullet : whoever is arguing that south only goes so far is correct
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: once u pass the south pole, you will evedently be going north
Japmullet : east/west are continuous
Japmullet : north south isnt
Qreap URMAM: so youre saying
DeAndre Hopkins : another kled
Qreap URMAM: north and south pole are connected
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: dude
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: have you ever seen a ******* globe?
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: holy ****
Qreap URMAM: on different faces of the world
Qreap URMAM: i do but i cant imagine it in my head
DeAndre Hopkins : i hve no idea how this matchup goes
Japmullet : <-- geography major
DeAndre Hopkins : hopefullt i dont get rekt
my iPhone suddenly thinks there are headphones plugged in always even when there aren't
what do i do "Donkey Kong"
are you sure you don't have headphones plugged in
apple is never wrong, after all
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I spent most of my friday so far just hanging out with my two favorite bar girls, chatting with coworkers drinking on a day off or the young high school teacher who has kept me company while drinking just shy of every day this week
combined with some lifting and moving of heavy stuff and charming of older ladies with excellent customer service
as for the rest of friday, since it's 6 am, is sleeping and working somewhere I don't know yet for the other job because I was foolish enough to give away my day off
Hahahahaha this discussion inexplicably happened in my champion select screen for League and I can't even so I'll share
DeAndre Hopkins : i know what i said
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: dude ur high as a kite arent u
DeAndre Hopkins : yes
Qreap URMAM: no
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: if ur on ant artica and u go south
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: ud still be on antartica
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: tha fuk
Japmullet : ima try to play malz
Japmullet : dont ban plz
Qreap URMAM: ok but i keep on going down
Qreap URMAM: til i hit a country
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: ud hit the south pole
DeAndre Hopkins : its the only champ i know how to ban
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: then u cant go south anymore
Qreap URMAM: im already on the south pole
Qreap URMAM: sure i can the ****
credeiki TUES: can you ban sona?
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: then u cant go south noob
Qreap URMAM: the world is spherical
Qreap URMAM: ok
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: south is a direction
Qreap URMAM: lets say
Qreap URMAM: youre moving in south direction without the compass
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: there is a point in wich u cannot go south anymore
Qreap URMAM: then why can you keep on going east
Qreap URMAM: and never stop
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: cuz there is no east pole
Qreap URMAM: but in theory
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: longitudes make a circle
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: latitudes make a line
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: that meet at a point
DeAndre Hopkins : cause the magnetic poles are on the northern and southern parts of the world
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: thats why
Qreap URMAM: latitude makes a line..
DeAndre Hopkins : unless humans decide tochange which way everything goes
DeAndre Hopkins : it curves, it'snot a real "line"
Qreap URMAM: longitude is east to west bc long
Qreap URMAM: thats how i remember it
DeAndre Hopkins : i think
DeAndre Hopkins : one of em does
Qreap URMAM: but lets say
Qreap URMAM: a plane is flying south
Qreap URMAM: through antarctica
Qreap URMAM: on the prime meridian
Japmullet : whoever is arguing that south only goes so far is correct
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: once u pass the south pole, you will evedently be going north
Japmullet : east/west are continuous
Japmullet : north south isnt
Qreap URMAM: so youre saying
DeAndre Hopkins : another kled
Qreap URMAM: north and south pole are connected
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: dude
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: have you ever seen a ******* globe?
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: holy ****
Qreap URMAM: on different faces of the world
Qreap URMAM: i do but i cant imagine it in my head
DeAndre Hopkins : i hve no idea how this matchup goes
Japmullet : <-- geography major
DeAndre Hopkins : hopefullt i dont get rekt
Ahahahaha this is amazing
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Hahahahaha this discussion inexplicably happened in my champion select screen for League and I can't even so I'll share
DeAndre Hopkins : i know what i said
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: dude ur high as a kite arent u
DeAndre Hopkins : yes
Qreap URMAM: no
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: if ur on ant artica and u go south
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: ud still be on antartica
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: tha fuk
Japmullet : ima try to play malz
Japmullet : dont ban plz
Qreap URMAM: ok but i keep on going down
Qreap URMAM: til i hit a country
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: ud hit the south pole
DeAndre Hopkins : its the only champ i know how to ban
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: then u cant go south anymore
Qreap URMAM: im already on the south pole
Qreap URMAM: sure i can the ****
credeiki TUES: can you ban sona?
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: then u cant go south noob
Qreap URMAM: the world is spherical
Qreap URMAM: ok
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: south is a direction
Qreap URMAM: lets say
Qreap URMAM: youre moving in south direction without the compass
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: there is a point in wich u cannot go south anymore
Qreap URMAM: then why can you keep on going east
Qreap URMAM: and never stop
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: cuz there is no east pole
Qreap URMAM: but in theory
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: longitudes make a circle
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: latitudes make a line
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: that meet at a point
DeAndre Hopkins : cause the magnetic poles are on the northern and southern parts of the world
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: thats why
Qreap URMAM: latitude makes a line..
DeAndre Hopkins : unless humans decide tochange which way everything goes
DeAndre Hopkins : it curves, it'snot a real "line"
Qreap URMAM: longitude is east to west bc long
Qreap URMAM: thats how i remember it
DeAndre Hopkins : i think
DeAndre Hopkins : one of em does
Qreap URMAM: but lets say
Qreap URMAM: a plane is flying south
Qreap URMAM: through antarctica
Qreap URMAM: on the prime meridian
Japmullet : whoever is arguing that south only goes so far is correct
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: once u pass the south pole, you will evedently be going north
Japmullet : east/west are continuous
Japmullet : north south isnt
Qreap URMAM: so youre saying
DeAndre Hopkins : another kled
Qreap URMAM: north and south pole are connected
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: dude
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: have you ever seen a ******* globe?
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: holy ****
Qreap URMAM: on different faces of the world
Qreap URMAM: i do but i cant imagine it in my head
DeAndre Hopkins : i hve no idea how this matchup goes
Japmullet : <-- geography major
DeAndre Hopkins : hopefullt i dont get rekt
Ash and Pikachu's relationship appears touching until you realize lightning mice have a lifespan of 5 years at the top end and he's on like his seventh pikachu
Have they ever showed a Pokemon graveyard or are they processed?
um that would be lavender town, home of the creepypasta
it's a god damn SD card just read it without errors you piece of shit OS
I REMAIN PERTURBED
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
"Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please make sure you've surrendered your weapons at the reception desk. I know, it's bullshit, but the last thing I need is an O5 complaining because one of you was walking around the Blue Zones with your piece. Everyone good? Cool."
"Today's seminar is about a subject near and dear to my heart: Reality Benders. Type Greens. Mary Sues. Bixbies, Shapers, Wizards, Gods, Devils, Outside Observers, call them what you will, these are the guys that change reality based on perception and willpower. I've made a career out of both containing and killing these guys. You're here to get certified to do the same thing."
"Want to know my secret? We'll get to that later. First of all, I want you to take a look at the doors to the seminar room. Notice something about them? Look again. What doors?"
"Yes. The doors are gone. Take a closer look if you want. Touch them. They're not there. The doors have literally disappeared. But that's okay, right? You can still get out the windows if you want. Except there's one small problem. There aren't any windows in this room either, are there? All the windows are gone. There's nothing but four blank walls, a ceiling, and a floor. No way out. But how did you get in?"
"Starting to freak out a bit? Don't worry, just take a deep breath. You're going to be all right. Just a bit of a change to the way the room's set up. It's not like anything worse is happening. I mean, it could be worse, right? At least you're safe in here. It's not like the desks are coming alive to kill you now, is it? Oh wait, yes they are. The FUCKING DESKS ARE GOING TO KILL YOU."
"What you gonna do? HOW YOU GONNA SURVIVE? THE GODDAMN ROOM IS ALIVE AND GOING TO EAT YOU. WATCH FOR THOSE FUCKING DESKS, THEY'VE GOT TEETH. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THERE, NOW. YOU WANNA LIVE? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT! DON'T TRY TO DENY IT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS IS REAL. THIS IS HAPPENING. THIS IS A REALITY BEND, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE UNLESS YOU CAN FIGHT IT NOW!"
"Oh, I see, a real TOUGH guy, huh? What the fuck are you gonna do with that 9mm? That gun really going to do anything? Against a REALITY BENDER!? I can turn your goddamn bullets into sand. I can turn your eyes into jello. I can turn your GUN into a fucking BAGEL, now PUT THAT DAMN GUN DOWN AND LIE THE FUCK DOWN ON THE GROUND, YOU FUCKNUGGET. I AM A LIVING GOD, AND YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING INSECT!"
"What do I want? WHAT DO I WANT!? What the shit do I need from a fucking turd like you? I don't want ANYTHING that you can give me except to be my plaything. And that's ALL you fuckers are gonna be! You're gonna be nothing but toys in front of this God-King for all eternity. There is NO escape, NO respite. You will LIVE when I say LIVE, you will DIE only if I allow it. There is NOTHING LEFT BUT MY IMAGINATION, and you are all FIGMENTS OF IT!!!"
"…"
"… all right, hit the lights. Everyone breathe in and out, deep. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out… you feeling better now? Let me tell you what just happened."
"Each and every one of you has just had a bad trip. All of the food on that back table was laced with a powerful hallucinogen. It's my own personal recipe. In addition to hallucinations, it renders one very susceptible to suggestion. Combined with some simple hypnosis and some special effects trickery, the end result is as close as we can get to showing you what a Reality Bender's attack feels like. The support staff are pumping an aerosolized counteragent into the air vents as we speak. It's going to feel like shit in a moment. You'll find barf bags under your chairs. Take a moment to let it all out."
"I want you to reflect back on that moment when you realized what was happening. Do you remember that feeling of helplessness? Do you remember what it felt like to realize that reality no longer existed, and you were nothing but toys for a hostile will that controlled EVERYTHING?"
"Remember that. And hold onto it the first time you're about to go up against a Reality Bender. If you ever think that, maybe, you can contain them? Or maybe they can be reasoned with? Remember what it felt like when you were tripping balls and nothing was real."
"Then kill that motherfucker before he knows you're even there."
y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
it is a crime
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
It's much like those people who refuse actual medical treatment
If you're an adult, fine, it's your choice
But you don't get to intentionally malnourish your kid, just like you don't get to pretend that his leukemia is going to be cured through the power of prayer and magic water you bought from some scam artist on the Internet.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
To whom it may concern
There is a new item at Taco Bell
The cheesy core burrito
I will research in the name of science this weekend
God bless, God speed, and Goodnight
Bless your heart.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
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how's friday looking
what do i do @Donkey Kong
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
The Scarlet Johansen one is also good. Rocket Jump is one of the great new comedy channels.
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: dude ur high as a kite arent u
DeAndre Hopkins : yes
Qreap URMAM: no
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: if ur on ant artica and u go south
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: ud still be on antartica
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: tha fuk
Japmullet : ima try to play malz
Japmullet : dont ban plz
Qreap URMAM: ok but i keep on going down
Qreap URMAM: til i hit a country
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: ud hit the south pole
DeAndre Hopkins : its the only champ i know how to ban
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: then u cant go south anymore
Qreap URMAM: im already on the south pole
Qreap URMAM: sure i can the ****
credeiki TUES: can you ban sona?
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: then u cant go south noob
Qreap URMAM: the world is spherical
Qreap URMAM: ok
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: south is a direction
Qreap URMAM: lets say
Qreap URMAM: youre moving in south direction without the compass
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: there is a point in wich u cannot go south anymore
Qreap URMAM: then why can you keep on going east
Qreap URMAM: and never stop
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: cuz there is no east pole
Qreap URMAM: but in theory
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: longitudes make a circle
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: latitudes make a line
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: that meet at a point
DeAndre Hopkins : cause the magnetic poles are on the northern and southern parts of the world
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: thats why
Qreap URMAM: latitude makes a line..
DeAndre Hopkins : unless humans decide tochange which way everything goes
DeAndre Hopkins : it curves, it'snot a real "line"
Qreap URMAM: longitude is east to west bc long
Qreap URMAM: thats how i remember it
DeAndre Hopkins : i think
DeAndre Hopkins : one of em does
Qreap URMAM: but lets say
Qreap URMAM: a plane is flying south
Qreap URMAM: through antarctica
Qreap URMAM: on the prime meridian
Japmullet : whoever is arguing that south only goes so far is correct
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: once u pass the south pole, you will evedently be going north
Japmullet : east/west are continuous
Japmullet : north south isnt
Qreap URMAM: so youre saying
DeAndre Hopkins : another kled
Qreap URMAM: north and south pole are connected
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: dude
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: have you ever seen a ******* globe?
Redvsbllue2 Jvill: holy ****
Qreap URMAM: on different faces of the world
Qreap URMAM: i do but i cant imagine it in my head
DeAndre Hopkins : i hve no idea how this matchup goes
Japmullet : <-- geography major
DeAndre Hopkins : hopefullt i dont get rekt
Greetings, fellow person~
are you sure you don't have headphones plugged in
apple is never wrong, after all
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
decent, decent
I spent most of my friday so far just hanging out with my two favorite bar girls, chatting with coworkers drinking on a day off or the young high school teacher who has kept me company while drinking just shy of every day this week
combined with some lifting and moving of heavy stuff and charming of older ladies with excellent customer service
as for the rest of friday, since it's 6 am, is sleeping and working somewhere I don't know yet for the other job because I was foolish enough to give away my day off
It makes me nervous
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Ahahahaha this is amazing
I give season 2 a 5/7
They're branching out a bit and it's definitely funny as ever. The mommy episode had me in tears.
@y2jake215 the little switch in the jack is jammed closed. Get a toothpick and clean it out. Hopefully that will fix it.
that conversation took a wrong turn
that conversation lost its way
Geography major?
I REMAIN PERTURBED
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
*grinds responsibility XP*
The Australian Martha Stewart episode killed me.
The daily show guy episode failed on all fronts
Presumably they just mean less than a thousandth, but that's still amusing
i took the plastic back end of the ink holder of a bic pen and wiggled it around in there but no dice
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
I can see Russia!
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
If you're an adult, fine, it's your choice
But you don't get to intentionally malnourish your kid, just like you don't get to pretend that his leukemia is going to be cured through the power of prayer and magic water you bought from some scam artist on the Internet.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Only one leg
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
There is a new item at Taco Bell
The cheesy core burrito
I will research in the name of science this weekend
God bless, God speed, and Goodnight