So on my way to class the college transit bus I was on was stopped behind a city bus taking passengers. The city bus pulls away.
Suddenly, we are rammed from behind by a lady in SUV-type monstrosity doing 60 in a 25. The bus lurches forward and everyone on said bus (4 people) smashes various parts of their body on various metal objects in the bus. The lady gets out of her car, looks around, and gets back in. Then she gets back out and half runs, half staggers into an apartment complex. She is later arrested and is AMAZINGLY drunk. At 3 PM. She's not wearing shoes or socks and is morbidly obese.
Both her airbags deployed, her windshield was smashed, and her car was totaled.
The bus was in mint condition save for the engine quitting and being destroyed thanks to the rubber bumper
I had to give a statement and everything, woo.
I was okay at the time, but now my neck is starting to ache a little so I am going to the clinic real quick, just in case. I sent letters to all my professors and told them what was up, hopefully excused absences ahoy.
Today has been full of weird things.
You dudes ever been in a crash?
Hit by a car?
murdered by a monster truck?
that last one is pretty cool.
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I've been drunk at 3pm too. I just don't drive when I'm drinking, because it would slow down my alcohol consumption.
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Needless to say I was thrown, the bike was tossed around some, and it hurt like hell. I was bleeding from scrapes on my left leg and arm, through my jacket and tough jeans. Also my entire left side was bruised for the next week or so.
I got up, righted the bike, and went on to rehearsal, when I found that nothing was broken on me or the bike instead of calling everything off.
Pussy.
oh wait, no, no that was that episode of CSI
looked like a poor, spanish chick. I'm not into suing people who don't have money
wonder if the college would comp my tuition and books as an apology
probably not
It's kind of strange how it takes a while for the aches to show up. I guess adrenaline might have something to do with that.
Would some Jaffa cakes cheer you up?
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Like, just now? 0.o
It also icy the other day and I went off the road just a tiny bit.
They didn't lose control of the car or anything, they were just an idiot.
everyone on the bus was freaking out. Like
OMG OMG OMG OMG WE GOT HIT OMG OMG WE'RE ALL DEAD
and I'm sitting there like
ladies chill out calm down jesus stop crying
that is crazy
Like 20-30 minutes ago, now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYcQGD9b3m0
I was also t-boned by a truck going about 25 or 30 that ran a stop sign
that was more of a thing
I didn't even get a real rush, just like
man I'm going to mis class, oh wait I'm pretty sure this is covered under excused absences
I did want a cigarette though, and it was one of the best cigarettes ever
Jaffa cakes are fantastically delicious.
It sounds more fun than it was.
she deserved to total her shit if she was as drunk as you say, though
hungry, though
spin it lets begin it bear and grin it when you're in it you can win it in a minute when you spin it spin it spin it
I can never remember
I was the driver for two of them
neither were my fault
The last one I got into, rather than me freaking out any more, was simply a "Goddamnit, not again" type thing
The car that was suppose to turn left at a left-turn only lane decided to go straight and cut me off. When I saw this I jerked the wheel and ran in to a parked truck.
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
Didn't even lose any time getting home. There was another bus out in that area because they were training a new driver or something.
was in a coma for 3 months
when he woke up, we went out drinking the same night he was discharged
we were all like "what! awesome!"
many high-fives were had
old lady was driving down the wrong side of the street
if there had been a train, or it wasn't 9PM, she would have been fucked
everyone was fine
superficial damage to the cars
also all her fat rolls probably helped her out
also her drunken stupor
I had sex in the week
it took an hour
I am quite certain that is my greatest accomplishment to date
I've only been in one accident where contact occurred (even then, it was minor): I was trying to turn left with a Pathfinder or some shit behind me. I took my foot off the brake only to see a car coming over the hill. Unfortunately, the driver behind me didn't stop so I got bumped. It popped the rub strip off my bumper and kind of knocked the bumper off kilter, and I think a crack in my tail light developed from that. I was pissed because it was my new car (well, new for a month or so) and I babied the damn thing.
Fishtailed a Camaro into a Mustang
Slid into the rear bumper of a Chevy 1500 W/T (note: Contours have no traction in snow)
Slid into a ditch (note: Contours have no traction on gravel)
Been hit in the front by a '78 Mercury going 60 in a 25 (think T-bone to the headlights)
Tore the frame in two on 2 different F-150s
Caught some air on a blind hill, only to come down on a concrete block (80s Cavaliers are nigh indestrutible)
Been swiped in the rear by a Pathfinder that ran a red light
I think that's it
who drinks themselves stupid right after being in a 3 month coma?
this motherfucker did
awesome