ATTENTION: LEADERBOARD UPDATES ARE DISABLED UNTIL 10 HOURS FROM NOW, WHEN I WILL WAKE UP AGAIN.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...
CALVINBALL
Here are the rules:
- masks are required
- all rules are subject to creation
- the calvinball itself is merely a tool, use it as you see fit
- see those trees over there? that's my endzone, and yours is the tractor over there.
- penalties can and will be issued at any time
For creation of the thread and starting the game, I hereby award myself 500 ∑points that I will divvy out as I see fit. All mods also begin the game ahead of everyone else (for the time being) for having the ability to dole out infractions.
LEADERBOARD
#pipe - 1billion MASK CREATION POINTS
QuestionMarkMan - 500 ∑points
Filler Inc. - seventeenythousdred points
Shankill - 500 ∑points, also in debt 198 regular points
Mods - indeterminate amount
Me, bitches
Mr. Shine - 10000 points
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Losing, now twice as hard for not realizing that the over 6 feet rule gives DOUBLE points, and being a double loser, is totally losing, and hey look at that, he also owes Airking like 10 points for not posting in an accent when it was specified: Seriously
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Can't use the same rules twice suckers
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@hoodiethirteen
Edit: weeeiiirrrd
New Rule: every third post hereafter becomes an Opposite Zone.
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@hoodiethirteen
What was that called? Nap ran it
travesty
But since I anti-won because of the opposite zone, if anyone loses you win
Ha-ha
wait
This being post #6, you just blew my mind.
New rule: People who are wearing jeans get double points
I am currently winning.
hahaha the lawyer game
Everyone wanted to be one of the players, but no one wanted to play
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@hoodiethirteen
DOUBLE POINTS!
I call Wib-Dull-Wob.
Everyone line up on the roof and throw the ropes around your ankles to me.
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@hoodiethirteen
It was a Christian-produced movie about time travel. Time travel has paradoxes and I don't care about that movie.
In theory a good idea
In practice, a game where being a little bitch is highly encouraged.
seriously, how does that not always end in fisticuffs
quick throw some dice! what? a 4? that means everything is worth double points! Quick, everyone whose' name starts with a vowel, do twenty jumping jacks! The first person to do so gets 200 woobie points!
New rule 5x, we henceforth take the derivative of any rules put into play.
Given that Tossrock's rule is a constant, it becomes 0 and therefore is not allowed.
For coming up with such an awesome rule, the townspeople unanimously elect that QMM split his points with me.
who is over 6 feet
this could be actual body height or elevation above sea level
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@hoodiethirteen
done and done.
(some people need to get working on their sorry songs)
Do I get x4 points?
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@hoodiethirteen
new rule: woobie points may only be counted in their true form for a player if said player makes an sufficiently embarrassing admission of some sort OR eats something really gross.
On christmas day, all woobie points are counted in their true form, because Christmas is awesome like that.
*hint: it's 125 a package. Get crackin.
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@hoodiethirteen
didjoo forget, boy, that Ah enacted Secret Rule B12x dat makes all de capitalized words apply ta America?
ye see, chil', I did ever so capitalize Civil War, rightly I did