This is a miniphalla
Don't know what
Phalla is? Check the link.
Introduction:
Two years ago, an incident accord in a server in some far flung corner of the Internet. This incident involved the appearance of the worlds first true A.I, and the subsequent destruction of it. The government attempted to intervene and interrogate those who had been involved, but they were less then successful. The number one target,
The Admin Squashua, managed to escape to Canada. The event was hushed up, and for two years nothing quite like it ever happened again.
And then the A.I returned.
It called itself
SPECTRE
It revealed that for the past two years it had been spreading throughout the Internet
and now it was going to start a war with humanity.
Rules
No proboards may be created by the players during this game. None at all.
The government cannot trust any single source of information anymore, but it hopes that the bulk of people haven't been influenced by the SPECTRE. So every day,
a vote is taken (In Red) and the winner of said votes gets raided by the special forces.
Fun stuff all round.
Retractions are not necessary, simply revote. Activity is encouraged, inactivity bans will occur if you do not make at least two posts a day. Vote closes at 21:00 GMT (9 PM).
No sharing or quoting of PMs with the host.
Notes:
This is my first attempt at doing something without stealing a theme from anything else. Don't know how the story will turn out, but expect similer things mechanics wise to my other mini's.
There will be no vanillagers
Grundl has given me permission to do this and Thorgots has just finished so this should be OK.
To Sign up, just say
!Sign up in lime.
The list of gamers currently joining the game is:
Red people suck and are deadLime people are better then me.
There are none.People in yellow are on suck fire
this may or may not have the same affect as real firePeople in Cyan are in slightly better fire1: FunkyWaltDogg
2: Burnage
3: El Skid
4: TehSpectre
5: B:L
6: Toxic Toys
7: Stew_Stick
8: Kin33
9: fadingathedges
10: Trust
11: TheLawinator
12: Wildcat
13: Rend
14: Maximus
15: Savant
16: iamtheaznman
17: Oatway
18: DevoutlyApathetic
19: FreeAgent
20: Rainfall
21: Unearthly Stew
22: Egos
23: Bliss 101
24: Shamus
25: GreenZot
Reserve 2: Thorgot
Reserve 3: HB
Game will start at 9PM GMT the day everyone is signed up.
Day 2 - Inactivity turns the tide of war
Oatway ran through the streets. He’d been fighting against SPECTRE for a long while now, and he’d seen a lot of defeats. But this is where SPECTRE would be stopped. He would touch many places, but not Canada. There, a man in white! Oatway opened fire. The man went down. Oatway started to move towards him, attempting to confirm the kill.
“This is eagle squadron we are on our attack run over.†Squawked oatways radio. Oatway looked up.
He could see fighter planes.
“Eagle squadron do not fire, I repeat do not fire, this is Bravo 7 over.â€
“We’re picking up a load of static. Looks like someone on the grounds trying to contact us. We can identify it as the target, opening fire.â€
Oatway looked up in shock. The missiles flew down. The veteran exploded.
Rainfall ran through the streets. She had been a bad girl for a long time, but now things were looking up. She had joined the good side! She ran through the streets, rallying people where she could. There, an old friend! She shouted out “Hey, over he-“ she was lifted off the floor by the force of the bullets hitting into her chest.
Radios throughout the city burst into life
Hello again Village-ites. Short update for today, soon plans will go into effect to turn the tide in our favor.
As you recall, we are currently at war.
Sometimes a few eggs must be broken to make delicious omelettes.
I have yet to break any eggs, but plan to start cooking soon.
Special op squad delta burst into the rust building. There ahead of them, was a massive machine. “This is Delta 1 to control, we have identified an actual SPECTRE hub. Do we destroy?â€
“We hear you Delta 1, destroy when ready.â€
The special forces agents fell back as Delta 1 approached the hub and grabbed a bomb from inside his bag. “If you’re the big bad guy, its usually useful to post or send actions in. Only post was your sign-up post? Grudge you in hell you bastard.â€
SPECTRE Trust exploded as the special op division retreated.
And then two people burst into flames
Burnage - Rainfall the Redeemed - shot in the chest
Oatway - Bravo 7 - Oatway the veteran - Hit by an airstrike
Green - SPECTRE Trust - Inactive son of a gun we should all grudge him forever what a giant dick he got to be SPECTRE as well and he's been online today so much rageBliss 101/DA - Burning with inactivity fire
Posts
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Day one bandwagon confirmed
!sign up
Also I totally thought this was going to be a James Bond phalla.
That was KAOS.
I fail at supervillain trivia
FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA-FWOCKA!
!Sign up
The blu griefer spy returns...
!sign up
Totally banned, but there is plenty of internet to go around.
Thats true.
Hopefully you've given up your griefing ways.
BOIP!
Not to mention, who knows if the Brawl game will ever start.
Yeah, that's right. Red Griefer Scout returning to kick some ass after the bastard admin decided to bitchslap me because I'm 'cool' and 'fun to play with'
God, I don't even know why I'm here. I hate you all.
Maybe I'll just make you all regret living.
Yeah. I'ma grief your asses.
Where will the game take place?
The AI wages war on the entire (civilised computer using) world. This game will focus on Canada.
Because everybody loves Canada.
Best Phalla ever. Make sure you get the blubber eating, the polar bear hunts, and our communist ways in somehow.
Being one of my Phallas, the RNG has yet again found a way to make me laugh and cry at the same time
Anyhoo, onto the real Clarification.
There will be a health system in this game again, so expect day 1 deaths to be low and day 2+ deaths to be a bit higher (Because everyone hates day 1 deaths) and some roles will have a little bit of personal customisation.
Edit: Oh, I forgot: Eh?