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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Even if it were a 10 second, grainy assed, poor quality clip of Monroe getting a facial I would seriously do just about anything to see it.

    Callius, you have my Bow.

    And my jizz!

    Fallout on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Oddly enough, this tape was filmed by Abraham Zapruder.

    GRASSY KNOB

    SECOND CUM SHOT

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Re-enact a bunch of Julie Andrews scenes with her as a man (changing some things accordingly for added hilarity), using the Seattle gang to help cast and film the clips. The only constant is that you have to play her role every time while wearing a big bushy beard.
    hahaha, this is pretty fucking brilliant

    we need a video camera that isn't naporeon's phone, though

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is this really a "sex tape" if they didn't have magnetic VHS tape back then? I submit that this is more likely a Marylin Munroe reel-to-reel sex film.

    Calling it a "film" kind of adds a lot of gravity to the situation. It sounds way more official and important.


    not that I have a problem with this

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is this really a "sex tape" if they didn't have magnetic VHS tape back then? I submit that this is more likely a Marylin Munroe reel-to-reel sex film.
    a sex reel

    edit: I really didn't read your post very well

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Marilyn Monroe in 'Hail to the Beef'

    Why not just go with Some Like it Hot?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    The best Beagle
    If you name him Snoopy I'm going to kill you.


    her. Layah. She was already named

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is this really a "sex tape" if they didn't have magnetic VHS tape back then? I submit that this is more likely a Marylin Munroe reel-to-reel sex film.

    Shit, we're gonna need a projector, too.

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is this really a "sex tape" if they didn't have magnetic VHS tape back then? I submit that this is more likely a Marylin Munroe reel-to-reel sex film.

    Holy Shit. Its Epic, like the Ten Commandments...

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Oddly enough, this tape was filmed by Abraham Zapruder.

    GRASSY KNOB

    SECOND CUM SHOT

    tossrock you are a delight

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    hahaha, this is pretty fucking brilliant

    we need a video camera that isn't naporeon's phone, though
    Natasha has a digital camera.

    As in video camera. but not video, though I guess it uses magnetic tape.

    Look, the point is that you should come up and spend the night. We can storyboard.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Oddly enough, this tape was filmed by Abraham Zapruder.

    GRASSY KNOB

    SECOND CUM SHOT

    tossrock you are a delight

    :)

    I should try to make it up to SantaPAX

    we could have some good times

    Tossrock on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    Re-enact a bunch of Julie Andrews scenes with her as a man (changing some things accordingly for added hilarity), using the Seattle gang to help cast and film the clips. The only constant is that you have to play her role every time while wearing a big bushy beard.
    hahaha, this is pretty fucking brilliant

    we need a video camera that isn't naporeon's phone, though

    Chip together to get one. Mary Poppins alone is a gold mine.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    her. Layah. She was already named
    Pictures?

    That's a nice name.

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    hahaha, this is pretty fucking brilliant

    we need a video camera that isn't naporeon's phone, though
    Natasha has a digital camera.

    As in video camera. but not video, though I guess it uses magnetic tape.

    Look, the point is that you should come up and spend the night. We can storyboard.

    On the lengthy list of things I am naive about I'm going to have to add "storyboard", aren't I?

    ascot on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Oddly enough, this tape was filmed by Abraham Zapruder.

    GRASSY KNOB

    SECOND CUM SHOT

    tossrock you are a delight

    :)

    I should try and make it up to SantaPAX

    we could have some good times

    hell yeah you should

    Fallout on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    hahaha, this is pretty fucking brilliant

    we need a video camera that isn't naporeon's phone, though
    Natasha has a digital camera.

    As in video camera. but not video, though I guess it uses magnetic tape.

    Look, the point is that you should come up and spend the night. We can storyboard.
    is that what the kids are calling it these days

    I'm a little worn out right now to really give a threesome all the energy it needs

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Is this really a "sex tape" if they didn't have magnetic VHS tape back then? I submit that this is more likely a Marylin Munroe reel-to-reel sex film.

    Holy Shit. Its Epic, like the Ten Commandments...

    Slightly off-topic, but I'd love to see a "serious" porn movie done sometime with the same epic tone of one of the great classics of cinema.
    Like academy award-level acting, cinematography and writing but with lots of money-shots and sixty-nining.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    is that what the kids are calling it these days

    I'm a little worn out right now to really give a threesome all the energy it needs
    Being tied up and used for a few hours doesn't really take much energy on your part.

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Is this really a "sex tape" if they didn't have magnetic VHS tape back then? I submit that this is more likely a Marylin Munroe reel-to-reel sex film.

    Holy Shit. Its Epic, like the Ten Commandments...

    Slightly off-topic, but I'd love to see a "serious" porn movie done sometime with the same epic tone of one of the great classics of cinema.
    Like academy award-level acting, cinematography and writing but with lots of money-shots and sixty-nining.

    Sorta like an updated Caligula?

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Marilyn Monroe in 'Hail to the Beef'

    Why not just go with Some Like it Sticky?

    skinny87 on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Slightly off-topic, but I'd love to see a "serious" porn movie done sometime with the same epic tone of one of the great classics of cinema.
    Like academy award-level acting, cinematography and writing but with lots of money-shots and sixty-nining.
    The last time that was attempted Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman broke up.

    Why do you want to break them up again?!

    ISN'T ONCE ENOUGH DAMAGE!?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    kate

    I've got access to an HD camcorder, lighting equipment and a quality audio recorder

    Manny Poppins ain't never been so easy

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    On the lengthy list of things I am naive about I'm going to have to add "storyboard", aren't I?
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't remember there being any money shots in Eyes Wide Shut.

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius. You are a favorite.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think Marilyn_Monroe_JFK_home_sex_tape.avi would be the most bizarre thing I'd ever immediately download.

    Drez on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    kate

    I've got access to an HD camcorder, lighting equipment and a quality audio recorder

    Manny Poppins ain't never been so easy
    Can I borrow this shit some time?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Callius. You are a favorite.
    You're pretty swell yourself.

    Callius on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the internet could have probably exceeded 1.5 million if we had pooled our money together in a nonprofit organization to liberate the tape

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    kate

    I've got access to an HD camcorder, lighting equipment and a quality audio recorder

    Manny Poppins ain't never been so easy
    oh man this could be awesome dudes

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    kate

    I've got access to an HD camcorder, lighting equipment and a quality audio recorder

    Manny Poppins ain't never been so easy
    Can I borrow this shit some time?
    nnnnnot really, it's my company's stuff

    I can probably borrow it for a weekend project once or twice

    but I can't really be all "oh yeah I'm letting my buddy borrow it. He makes weird porn."

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    nnnnnot really, it's my company's stuff

    I can probably borrow it for a weekend project once or twice

    but I can't really be all "oh yeah I'm letting my buddy borrow it. He makes weird porn."
    Can you borrow it and then let me use your house?

    Callius on
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    GoldenSeducerGoldenSeducer AAAAAUGH!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    MechMantis wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    NY is a state full of assholes
    NYC is worse
    Ask Fari


    Pistols at dawn.

    On the Field of Honor near the Lake of Justice!

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    kate

    I've got access to an HD camcorder, lighting equipment and a quality audio recorder

    Manny Poppins ain't never been so easy

    I want producer credits.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    kate

    I've got access to an HD camcorder, lighting equipment and a quality audio recorder

    Manny Poppins ain't never been so easy
    Can I borrow this shit some time?
    nnnnnot really, it's my company's stuff

    I can probably borrow it for a weekend project once or twice

    but I can't really be all "oh yeah I'm letting my buddy borrow it. He makes weird porn."

    Can I borrow the product?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    so hey mariah carey just broke elvis's record at 18 number 1 singles

    in honor of this I'm going to kill mariah carey

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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wait...Is Callius making the porn or is Manny Poppins a porn?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm going to be in New York this coming Saturday. Maybe that's the day that the Marylin sex reel might go missing. I'm not sayin' I'll have anything to do with it. People just lose things sometimes, if ya git my drift.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    so hey mariah carey just broke elvis's record at 18 number 1 singles

    in honor of this I'm going to kill mariah carey


    Oh oh oh let me help

    The more people's prints we have the better

    they cant arrest all of us!

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