Who are they expecting to shade with those things?
So I'm leaving in a few hours for Fort Lauderdale, FL. Gonna stay a night there, then hop down to Miami to get on a cruise.
4/20 to Jamaica what what.
So I'll be gone for quite some time, and I thought it would be nice to have a vacation thread.
What interesting vacation stories/plans do you dudes have?
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Funny story - they gave me alot of shit, especially one kid who called me a "close-minded moron," when I said, "I'm not paying $1,100 to get shitty on tequila and stare at the sun along with all the other hack tourists. Sharing a hotel with you fags is the crap-icing on this shitcake."
I hate it when people say close-minded, when the correct term is narrow-minded. I hate people when they call me a moron.
So they left, and so did that kid.
So I slept with his girlfriend.
She broke up with him when he called from Porto Whatever.
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"Hack tourists."
did you talk to him when he called
Nah, I didn't even talk to that girl after the one romp.
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well I for one hope they're both dead
If you had went, instead of one awkward white chick, you could have had like 10 awkward brown chicks (I believe that is the exchange rate these days).
Think about that
I am not a racist, but the following comment may colour your perception of me -
I am only attracted to white chicks. I have never gotten wood from Halle Berry or Salma Hayek.
I don't know what it is man, I just...only dig white girls.
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Not like my penis.
My penis is colourblind.
My grandfather has a shocking view of things which he would like to relate to your penis through correspondence.
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My penis is, however, an ageist.
I like em like I likes my liquor
Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.
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BTW, what if there were a, say, Puerto Rican girl, but who was adopted by white parents and liked metal or something. In other words, a hot brown girl with middle class values.
Not interested.
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Herpes schmerpes.
What if it was a Puerto Rican guy?
Pass the coconut oil
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Puerto Rican's bleed coconut oil.
All you gotta do is smack him around a bit.
:^:
I'm, like 45 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale.
Well you just lost your shot buddy!
Like take a weekend in Ashland a watch a lot of Shakespeare.
I have two weeks of vacation next year, I may do it.
you can always spot a tourist in Ireland because they're wearing shorts in a thunderstorm
See you there.
I want to Interail 1 year for a month or so.
Then visit friends in America and Europe.
It's the type of holiday that you'd almost have a better time if you went by yourself
Turd = Third
Tree = Three
it depends what you want to get out of your holiday
overall my favourite city, which I have visited, was Budapest
switzerland
i don't blame you
why would anyone want to go to such a fucking crap-ass country
i have a thing for mexican chicks though
ashland is awesome. The best plays there are the new works though.
Tossrock: Somolia, you know Mogadishu, Blackhawk down?
Qorzm: I'm sorry, I don't follow hip-hop
Them's fighting words boy.
Yeah Irish people don't pronounce their "th" very well.