Basically you squat so that your heels touch your thighs, then hug your knees tight. The extra pressure on your abdomen will let you poop easier and will get more poop out, so you'll feel lighter and cleaner.
I just eat lots of fiber it works for me.
Yeah, me too, that's a really good thing to do.
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Basically you squat so that your heels touch your thighs, then hug your knees tight. The extra pressure on your abdomen will let you poop easier and will get more poop out, so you'll feel lighter and cleaner.
I just eat lots of fiber it works for me.
Yeah, me too, that's a really good thing to do.
Every morning.
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Basically you squat so that your heels touch your thighs, then hug your knees tight. The extra pressure on your abdomen will let you poop easier and will get more poop out, so you'll feel lighter and cleaner.
oh uh okay i'll try that
does the lotus position also work i've never tried that
Basically you squat so that your heels touch your thighs, then hug your knees tight. The extra pressure on your abdomen will let you poop easier and will get more poop out, so you'll feel lighter and cleaner.
I just eat lots of fiber it works for me.
Yeah, me too, that's a really good thing to do.
Every morning.
For me, it's afternoon.
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i just gnaw on a block of wood
like those little ones they sell for hamster and shit at petco
Basically you squat so that your heels touch your thighs, then hug your knees tight. The extra pressure on your abdomen will let you poop easier and will get more poop out, so you'll feel lighter and cleaner.
oh uh okay i'll try that
does the lotus position also work i've never tried that
(how do you wipe i've been messy lately)
This is less messy because your butt cheeks are naturally further apart.
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Oh god damn I make the best green beans
Dead serious. I season them up & everything and I've put serious thought into a launching a line a gourmet green beans because they are so good.
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Basically you squat so that your heels touch your thighs, then hug your knees tight. The extra pressure on your abdomen will let you poop easier and will get more poop out, so you'll feel lighter and cleaner.
oh uh okay i'll try that
does the lotus position also work i've never tried that
(how do you wipe i've been messy lately)
This is less messy because your butt cheeks are naturally further apart.
but i use duct tape to stretch my cheeks farther apart than they should naturally go, each time
I don't use toilet paper, I do all my shitting in the shower and then just mash it down through the drain with my foot. It's much more sanitary than a toilet seat and you should all try it.
Dead serious. I season them up & everything and I've put serious thought into a launching a line a gourmet green beans because they are so good.
What do you do? I don't really do much because I don't know what to do with them.
Different every time.
For instance, if I'm having backed chicken with a Mediterranean style seasoning, I'll boil the green beans in a mixture of water and extra-virgin olive oil, with crushed garlic, sliced shallot, ground ginger, a couple of peppercorns, a dash of malt vinegar and perhaps some dill weed or rosemary or bay leaves, something green.
I boil/simmer that longer than it takes for the chicken to cook so the flavor soaks in.
So good. So tasty.
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Also you can steam them, but you have to mix all of the seasonings & olive oil into the water that you're steaming them with and sprinkle some additional olive oil over the beans so that the flavor soaks in better. Just makes the pan harder to clean and your kitchen more fragrant.
Dead serious. I season them up & everything and I've put serious thought into a launching a line a gourmet green beans because they are so good.
What do you do? I don't really do much because I don't know what to do with them.
Different every time.
For instance, if I'm having backed chicken with a Mediterranean style seasoning, I'll boil the green beans in a mixture of water and extra-virgin olive oil, with crushed garlic, sliced shallot, ground ginger, a couple of peppercorns, a dash of malt vinegar and perhaps some dill weed or rosemary or bay leaves, something green.
I boil/simmer that longer than it takes for the chicken to cook so the flavor soaks in.
So good. So tasty.
Man my gramma just tossed them in some hot water then poured salt on them.
Yours sound way better. My gramma was a horrible cook.
Come to think of it, 'put it in hot water then pour salt on it' was how she made a lot of her food.
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If you want really soft & flavorful green beans, fill a big pot with water, dump a bunch of green beans in, add some butter, enough to coat all of the beans once it's melted & mixed in, some pepper corns, two crushed garlic cloves and some sage. Let it boil over medium heat for about two hours.
I'm looking to start playing around with pickling my own green beans soon.
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boil green beans for 2 hours?
what are you making, baby food?
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If you keep the heat just right and don't stir them too much they stay together.
I think raw vegetables are best steamed from a nutrition standpoint
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Yeah I always lock the bathroom door as a matter of habit.
Yeah, me too, that's a really good thing to do.
Every morning.
oh uh okay i'll try that
does the lotus position also work i've never tried that
(how do you wipe i've been messy lately)
For me, it's afternoon.
like those little ones they sell for hamster and shit at petco
This is less messy because your butt cheeks are naturally further apart.
Dead serious. I season them up & everything and I've put serious thought into a launching a line a gourmet green beans because they are so good.
but i use duct tape to stretch my cheeks farther apart than they should naturally go, each time
What do you do? I don't really do much because I don't know what to do with them.
Different every time.
For instance, if I'm having backed chicken with a Mediterranean style seasoning, I'll boil the green beans in a mixture of water and extra-virgin olive oil, with crushed garlic, sliced shallot, ground ginger, a couple of peppercorns, a dash of malt vinegar and perhaps some dill weed or rosemary or bay leaves, something green.
I boil/simmer that longer than it takes for the chicken to cook so the flavor soaks in.
So good. So tasty.
the poop is coming out
Yours sound way better. My gramma was a horrible cook.
Come to think of it, 'put it in hot water then pour salt on it' was how she made a lot of her food.
I'm looking to start playing around with pickling my own green beans soon.
what are you making, baby food?
let's be honest with each other
you're just having a bad day because you're in canada
There is that. And then there's also the fact that you are a lier posting pics of fat bitches with wedgies.