and a baby, which she seemed to resent because she'd only had it because her boyfriend had begged her (and he left her after she had a further two abortions which devastated him)
and she said 'oh I've tried every single method of contraception and I was on the pill and using a condom, I'm just very fertile'
No lady you are fucking retarded
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
really though if you're pro choice you think abortion is ok so why is seven any worse than one
Well I was more outraged by her stupidity than the fact she'd had so many abortions
Also, abortions aren't a walk in the park; they can be as physically/mentally traumatising as giving birth
Also, although I am ultimately pro-choice the thought of abortion leaves a distinctly sour taste in my mouth and it's something I don't think I could ever bring myself to have
what if you were at a party and everyone else was having one
what if everyone was jumping off a cliff, would you follow them then
w-what if they were skydiving and having abortions as part of a new extreme sport
X-TREME ABORTION
SWEET 360
Imagine the possibilities for a Wii game
waggle the remote to correctly poke the coathanger while using the nunchuck to guide yourself into the proper landing zone!
Yes. Bonus points for a tight splatter pattern.
This reminds me of a conversation with my father:
Years ago, my computer was kept under a very large desk. It was so large, that the cables were basically impossible to reach without either the aid of a special tool, or moving the entire desk. It was a heavy bitch, so the latter option was out. I fashioned a grabbing device out of a coathanger, and one day, as I was carrying the contraption downstairs, my dad stops me.
Dad: Hey. What have I told you about coathanger abortions?
Me: ...put down newspaper?
Dad: That's m'boy.
Years ago, my computer was kept under a very large desk. It was so large, that the cables were basically impossible to reach without either the aid of a special tool, or moving the entire desk. It was a heavy bitch, so the latter option was out. I fashioned a grabbing device out of a coathanger, and one day, as I was carrying the contraption downstairs, my dad stops me.
Dad: Hey. What have I told you about coathanger abortions?
Me: ...put down newspaper?
Dad: That's m'boy.
That is wonderful.
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Years ago, my computer was kept under a very large desk. It was so large, that the cables were basically impossible to reach without either the aid of a special tool, or moving the entire desk. It was a heavy bitch, so the latter option was out. I fashioned a grabbing device out of a coathanger, and one day, as I was carrying the contraption downstairs, my dad stops me.
Dad: Hey. What have I told you about coathanger abortions?
Me: ...put down newspaper?
Dad: That's m'boy.
That is wonderful.
Yeah. My dad is great. I'd drink beers with him even if he wasn't my dad.
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Places that aren't Queensland are bad places.
good old mt colah
with your bush and your uh.. corner store
ABORT ABORT
this just in: chinese women love abortions (news at 11)
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I get pregnant just so that I can have another abortion
and a baby, which she seemed to resent because she'd only had it because her boyfriend had begged her (and he left her after she had a further two abortions which devastated him)
and she said 'oh I've tried every single method of contraception and I was on the pill and using a condom, I'm just very fertile'
No lady you are fucking retarded
it's tough to match that third-trimester flavor.
Also, abortions aren't a walk in the park; they can be as physically/mentally traumatising as giving birth
Also, although I am ultimately pro-choice the thought of abortion leaves a distinctly sour taste in my mouth and it's something I don't think I could ever bring myself to have
i've never had a problem with one
what if everyone was jumping off a cliff, would you follow them then
are you having an abortion
w-what if they were skydiving and having abortions as part of a new extreme sport
X-TREME ABORTION
SWEET 360
Imagine the possibilities for a Wii game
waggle the remote to correctly poke the coathanger while using the nunchuck to guide yourself into the proper landing zone!
That was a one-off so I ignored it
But I have had cramps pretty regularly since then
However I can't quite decide whether they are completely period-style cramps or just lower-intestine indigestion
Children out of wedlock
Are a deadly mortal sin
So you go get the coathanger
I will get the gin
Nothing a good abortion wouldn't solve.
Oh shit sidewinds!
Tilt the wiimote to countersteer!
Yes. Bonus points for a tight splatter pattern.
This reminds me of a conversation with my father:
Years ago, my computer was kept under a very large desk. It was so large, that the cables were basically impossible to reach without either the aid of a special tool, or moving the entire desk. It was a heavy bitch, so the latter option was out. I fashioned a grabbing device out of a coathanger, and one day, as I was carrying the contraption downstairs, my dad stops me.
Dad: Hey. What have I told you about coathanger abortions?
Me: ...put down newspaper?
Dad: That's m'boy.
That is wonderful.
Yeah. My dad is great. I'd drink beers with him even if he wasn't my dad.
I nearly had to report Tube's poem too that can get bonus reported
maybe a lil' bit