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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Am I going to be banned if I go on a drunken rant for several hours? I know horrific typos will get the temp ban, but what about raging against the machine? And specific posters.
    They're OK only if they're entertaining and here.
    I don't recall ever doing otherwise.

    Well, except that time I said I'd kill ege.
    Where did you put that one?
    Ruling the world with an iron fist thread.

    I also outlawed the color blue.

    Quid on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    James wrote: »
    Democrats I can understand, but when rednecks say "If the Democrats win, I'm moving to Canada!" I really don't know what is going through their head. Even our Conservatives are liberal compared to some of the stuff that goes on in the south.

    Well, remember that dude on the bus?

    That said, I'm not a democrat, I'm just a Jewcar. I hate everyone.

    Incenjucar on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    boobs?

    Senjutsu on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    boobs?

    False alarm, Senj.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Democrats I can understand, but when rednecks say "If the Democrats win, I'm moving to Canada!" I really don't know what is going through their head. Even our Conservatives are liberal compared to some of the stuff that goes on in the south.

    Well, remember that dude on the bus?

    That said, I'm not a democrat, I'm just a Jewcar. I hate everyone.
    :(

    Quid on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    boobs?

    False alarm, Senj.

    dang, my titty sense was tingling

    Senjutsu on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    :(

    Lucky for you, I'm part Native American, so rather than run around blowing people up, I will just whack them with a stick and call it coup.

    But I'm only part Native American, so the stick may be an aluminum bat.

    Incenjucar on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.

    Apothe0sis on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    :(

    Lucky for you, I'm part Native American, so rather than run around blowing people up, I will just whack them with a stick and call it coup.

    But I'm only part Native American, so the stick may be an aluminum bat.
    :(

    Quid on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    :(

    Lucky for you, I'm part Native American, so rather than run around blowing people up, I will just whack them with a stick and call it coup.

    But I'm only part Native American, so the stick may be an aluminum bat.

    Or a smaller stick!

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
    But the tits and ass were still there, right?

    Quid on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
    But the tits and ass were still there, right?

    I don't want to set your boobs on fire... :whistle:

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
    But the tits and ass were still there, right?

    I don't want to set your boobs on fire... :whistle:

    But I do.

    Incenjucar on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    icon_sad.gif

    Quid on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.
    But the tits and ass were still there, right?

    Yeah. They were. Or at least, were discussed, a rip off.

    In other news, my flatmate couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.

    Apothe0sis on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Well, except that time I said I'd kill ege.
    Where did you put that one?
    Ruling the world with an iron fist thread.

    I also outlawed the color blue.
    Outlawing blue is entirely unreasonable.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Well, except that time I said I'd kill ege.
    Where did you put that one?
    Ruling the world with an iron fist thread.

    I also outlawed the color blue.
    Outlawing blue is entirely unreasonable.
    Cower before your new green overlord.

    Quid on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    In other news, my flatmate couldn't carry a tune if it had handles.
    This is why I never sing and rarely hum.

    stilist on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ugh.

    Hate this new sleep schedule

    Nite chat.

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    icon_sad.gif

    Look just be happy I don't identify more with my Viking heritage.

    Incenjucar on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.

    Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch. D:

    Sami on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ege got smacked in the Intel thread.

    I sphinx it amusemink.

    I think I am going to buy Boob Calibur 4, and I will love it for its high-end boobie processors just to show my disdain for all those who show their disdain for the high-end boobie processing.

    Apothe0sis on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    :(

    Look just be happy I don't identify more with my Viking heritage.
    I'm sorry, I'm going to start identifying with my German bit and genocide you.

    Quid on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Better than my dream. I dreamt that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch. Which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch. D:

    Hey, hey, stop having sex dreams about my ex.

    --

    Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.

    Incenjucar on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.

    Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch. D:

    That doesn't sound erotic at all.

    Apothe0sis on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.

    Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch. D:

    That doesn't sound erotic at all.

    I know! And her mom is totally cool!

    Sami on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.
    Man fuck that. I'm making a beeline for Mexico and tacos.

    Quid on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Female circumcision is horrible.

    It also makes it fucking hard to get the girl off.

    Incenjucar on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Every time the discussion turns to breasts in [chat] my mind immediately jumps to Murderface singing about tittyfish.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Similarly, progressive darling Theodore Roosevelt held that the 15th Amendment, which gave African-American men the right to vote, was "a mistake," since the black race was "two hundred thousand years behind" the white.

    stilist on
    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.
    Man fuck that. I'm making a beeline for Mexico and tacos.

    I'm going to start calling you Hennifer Ropez.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I think I have been playing too much Devil May Cry 4. My dreams last night mingled my desire for big butts/boobs with concerns regarding money and shooting dogs that were on fire.

    Better than my dream. I dreamed that after cracking a sexist joke in an ironic way, a friend of mine threw off her pants and showed me her cooch, which had been circumcised when she was little because her mother was a religious bitch. D:

    That doesn't sound erotic at all.

    I know! And her mom is totally cool!
    Now we're getting somewhere.

    Apothe0sis on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had a dream where I was driving in my car and a maniac was chasing me. He got the door open and tried to climb in before I accelerated. However the streets were full of people so I couldn't go fast enough to get away from him and the door was open so locking it wouldn't help

    I think he wanted to kill me or steal everything I had

    Casual Eddy on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm so excited that I'll have a job as top secret as Daedalus's. Or close anyway.

    Gonna lord it over all of you bastards.

    Quid on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had a dream where I was driving in my car and a maniac was chasing me. He got the door open and tried to climb in before I accelerated. However the streets were full of people so I couldn't go fast enough to get away from him and the door was open so locking it wouldn't help

    I think he wanted to kill me or steal everything I had

    He was after your fork and flask.

    Zimmydoom on
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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Quid: But if you wash up on my shores you will totally save me from the giant and ugly versions of you right. Your chest of course will be strangely hairless and constantly exposed even though it is snowing.
    Man fuck that. I'm making a beeline for Mexico and tacos.

    I'm going to start calling you Hennifer Ropez.
    YO SOY MARCO RODRIQUEZ EN BOCA CERRADA NO ENTRAN MOSCAS BIATCHA.

    Quid on
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had a dream where I was driving in my car and a maniac was chasing me. He got the door open and tried to climb in before I accelerated. However the streets were full of people so I couldn't go fast enough to get away from him and the door was open so locking it wouldn't help

    I think he wanted to kill me or steal everything I had

    Did you think, maybe, that you were just mistaken about whose car it was?

    I mean, you could have confused his car for your own. See?

    Apothe0sis on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.

    Quid on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.

    I'm not wearing pants, Quid.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Beer's going to my head. Time to become abusive.

    You look fat in those pants Zimmy.
    Correction: more abusive. Unless you’re permanently inebriated.

    stilist on
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