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Did you know McCain was a POW? [Obama Thread]

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if you don't believe that Jesus will come back soon

    then you are a sexist

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Wait she's not crazy at all. She's seen images "somewhere" of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them.


    That is proof.
    I'm convinced

    Fuck critical thinking.

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hahaha, this woman could be running your country

    fucking hell, this is amazing

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bitch a lot

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So to put religious fanaticism in liberal terms, it seems that if George W. Bush is a social democrat, Sarah Palin is a fucking Stalinist.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you guys are welcome to come up here

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    set up a secret society dedicated to bringing him down using the power of apathy

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    yeah if mccain wins I'm glad I'm in Canada

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    cry

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    but yeah if the country actually continues going down the shitter I might consider moving up to America's Hat

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    Go on with my life.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    pray to god he survives all 4 years

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    people all worried about obama being assassinated


    now?

    now they fear Mccain biting it

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    pray to god he survives all 4 years

    the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    is it the same magnitude of federal offense to casually discuss the assassination of the VP as it is the president?

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    pray to god he survives all 4 years

    the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

    "The President is waving, he's ok! But wait, it looks like Vice President Palin has been shot! The Assassin missed!"




    Then softly from the distance:
    "...NO I DIDN'T!"

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    people all worried about obama being assassinated


    now?

    now they fear Mccain biting it
    god that would be the worst fucking thing

    even McCain, the dumb asshole that he is, is just another Bush

    Palin was stolen from some left-wing nightmare doomsday scenario

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    pray to god he survives all 4 years

    the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

    as opposed to all those times the VP was secretly assassinated?

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    pray to god he survives all 4 years

    the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

    as opposed to all those times the VP was secretly assassinated?
    i regretted that word as soon as i hit submit

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    pray to god he survives all 4 years

    the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

    as opposed to all those times the VP was secretly assassinated?

    Who was James Garfield's VP?


    Can't remember?


    hmmmmm

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
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    McCain - Palin 08!

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

    pray to god he survives all 4 years

    the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

    as opposed to all those times the VP was secretly assassinated?

    Who was James Garfield's VP?


    Can't remember?


    hmmmmm

    Chester A. Arthur

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    jesus is all

    "holy shit I found a raptor"

    "this is so fucking cool"

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if mccain wins I'll be disappointed and wish thins were different

    and next time I'll work harder to get someone else elected

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

    So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

    So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

    That is that heathen logic sorcery if you ask me.

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    is it the same magnitude of federal offense to casually discuss the assassination of the VP as it is the president?

    It's the same crime to threaten to assassinate the president, or successors to the presidency.

    I don't think it's a crime to casually discuss the hypothetical assassination of anyone, however.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

    So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

    That is that heathen logic sorcery if you ask me.

    Callius didn't you know that pointing out errors in Palin's logic is sexist?

    because it is

    you pig

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

    So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

    Well scripture also has Jesus telling his followers that he'll be coming back during their lifetime.

    so....

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    what I want to know is

    how many would count her being a creationist as a strike against her versus how many would count it as something good

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    what I want to know is

    how many would count her being a creationist as a strike against her versus how many would count it as something good

    Considering a recent survey I saw had the USA second to last on a list of countries for "percentage of the population that believes in evolution." I would say that there are more backwards science fearing hicks in the world than not.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    what I want to know is

    how many would count her being a creationist as a strike against her versus how many would count it as something good

    Oh, you should know this answer before you even asked the question.

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    TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    keith olbermann's got new glasses tonight.

    I like thick dark frames, it's the only way to go with glasses as far as I'm concerned.

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Trell wrote: »
    keith olbermann's got new glasses tonight.

    I like thick dark frames, it's the only way to go with glasses as far as I'm concerned.
    hi5

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    just the thought of a person like sarah palin being the second in command of the most powerful country in the world frightens me

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mmm, I could go for a thick, dark frame right about now.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

    So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

    That is that heathen logic sorcery if you ask me.

    Callius didn't you know that pointing out errors in Palin's logic is sexist?

    because it is

    you pig
    just put some lipstick on him, then nobody will know the horrible truth

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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It isn't even that she is a "creationist" (a term that really has no grounds unless she is a Scientist claiming that there is Scientific proof of an Intelligent Designer), but the fact that she would be so willing to force her beliefs on others and even teach it in public schools.

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