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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You both love alcohol.

    Rinder on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Bitches should just enter their dimensions on this thing.

    I actually have no idea what mine are

    the numbers are probably pretty even

    15-16-15

    NotASenator on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Bitches should just enter their dimensions on this thing.

    I actually have no idea what mine are

    the numbers are probably pretty even

    15-16-15

    weird those are the ages I look for in a lover

    I guess fate does exist

    Sara Lynn on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    Everyone?
    or is this a scale of being an ass?

    Brainleech on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated

    by the way.

    I am looking for love.

    I read this as stimulation programmer

    ladies

    NotASenator on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Bitches should just enter their dimensions on this thing.

    I actually have no idea what mine are

    the numbers are probably pretty even

    15-16-15

    weird those are the ages I look for in a lover

    I guess fate does exist

    for it to work out in the long run he has to be 15

    make it to 16

    then take a step back

    Kovak on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Holy shit campion, you're fucking adorable.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    that's me

    <3 on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    that's me

    we still love you anyways

    Wren on
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    bombardierbombardier Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.
    Everyone?
    or is this a scale of being an ass?
    I mean on a fundamental level.

    Everyone is a dick in some way.

    bombardier on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    you're uncharacteristically angry today

    Javen on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    shit, Campion and Deemer should have babies.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren is being overly critical?

    I thought he was just being weird.

    Sheri on
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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    Polago on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, all the straight dudes are stalking me. This is no fun at all.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Wren is being overly critical?

    I thought he was just being weird.

    you think I'm weird?

    8-)

    Wren on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Wren is being overly critical?

    I thought he was just being weird.

    you think I'm weird?

    8-)

    :|

    Sheri on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Polago wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    25 year old near virgins represent!

    no way

    Ranx on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    bombardier wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.
    Everyone?
    or is this a scale of being an ass?
    I mean on a fundamental level.

    Everyone is a dick in some way.

    i was gonna make a stem cells joke here but i'm too tired

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Wren is being overly critical?

    I thought he was just being weird.

    you think I'm weird?

    8-)

    :|

    you know I respect you as much as someone can respect someone else they've never met can and that my creepy overtones are just for laughs.

    Wren on
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    Bitches should just enter their dimensions on this thing.

    I actually have no idea what mine are

    the numbers are probably pretty even

    15-16-15

    weird those are the ages I look for in a lover

    I guess fate does exist

    Hi I'm swordfights nice to meet you

    I Win Swordfights on
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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    I don't know yet! I was sort of waiting until I noticed something about his personality that stood out. So far the only things that stand out are that he's got mondo energy and if he's not the center of attention he starts meowing.

    aww, just like all kittens

    well he's adorable and I love him

    See Javen? You were right. I'mma get all the bitches.

    Sami on
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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    you're uncharacteristically angry today

    someone on here said something extremely ignorant in an offhand fashion to a person who i consider a friend and a very nice person.
    i get angry when people are dicks to my friends, it's just my nature.

    beavotron on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Wren is being overly critical?

    I thought he was just being weird.

    you think I'm weird?

    8-)

    :|

    you know I respect you as much as someone can respect someone else they've met can and that my creepy overtones are just for laughs.

    Oh, duh

    You're cool, dude

    I find it mildly amusing so whatev

    Sheri on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    I don't know yet! I was sort of waiting until I noticed something about his personality that stood out. So far the only things that stand out are that he's got mondo energy and if he's not the center of attention he starts meowing.

    aww, just like all kittens

    well he's adorable and I love him

    See Javen? You were right. I'mma get all the bitches.

    Do I know the ladies or what?

    Javen on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    orik how are you

    unused semen is leaking out through my pores due to the infinitesimal tightening of skin brought on by winter. how are you?

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    you're uncharacteristically angry today

    someone on here said something extremely ignorant in an offhand fashion to a person who i consider a friend and a very nice person.
    i get angry when people are dicks to my friends, it's just my nature.

    Wren wonders if you talk about him.

    PotU on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    i stock my fridge with kittens

    Kovak on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    you're uncharacteristically angry today

    someone on here said something extremely ignorant in an offhand fashion to a person who i consider a friend and a very nice person.
    i get angry when people are dicks to my friends, it's just my nature.

    Wren wonders if you talk about him.

    I do. me and potu wonder many things together

    Wren on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    this thread is big

    Kazhiim on
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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    orik how are you

    unused semen is leaking out through my pores due to the infinitesimal tightening of skin brought on by winter. how are you?

    well I can't top that

    Ranx on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    orik how are you

    unused semen is leaking out through my pores due to the infinitesimal tightening of skin brought on by winter. how are you?

    wait

    what

    Sara Lynn on
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/TofAndyWarhol
    I am very creative in many different ways

    Yeah whatever, bitch.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    orik how are you

    unused semen is leaking out through my pores due to the infinitesimal tightening of skin brought on by winter. how are you?

    wait

    what

    oh man this does suck

    Futore on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/TofAndyWarhol
    I am very creative in many different ways

    Yeah whatever, bitch.

    HAHAHAHA more like Blandy Warhol

    Futore on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    thats right ladies

    ori can make you pregnant simply by standing too close during winter months

    Kovak on
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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    orik how are you

    unused semen is leaking out through my pores due to the infinitesimal tightening of skin brought on by winter. how are you?

    wait

    what

    oh man this does suck

    I am so scared right now

    Sara Lynn on
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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    bombardier wrote: »
    These threads are great because it easily shows how many people are dicks.

    it also shows you which people are insecure with themselves, so they act all "ew i am critical of people who don't have what i think is a perfect body" when really i'm pretty sure they're pushing 25 and are still a virgin living at their mom's house.

    coughcoughcoughwrencoughcoughcough

    you're uncharacteristically angry today

    someone on here said something extremely ignorant in an offhand fashion to a person who i consider a friend and a very nice person.
    i get angry when people are dicks to my friends, it's just my nature.

    Wren wonders if you talk about him.

    NotACrook wrote:
    Threads like these are why mully doesn't like you guys.
    Wren wrote:
    look we can't be nice to big women just because one posts here.

    that would be like being nice to gays

    beavotron on
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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have issues with online dating services like OKCupid.

    My thoughts are if girls are this attractive but are having to use online services, there's got to be something wrong with them.

    Girls, help me out. Is this true?

    Daric on
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