I don't need a new house, but I'd like to be in a house. This life of living on the streets and scraping down pizza boxes for spare cheese is really beginning to wear on a dude.
In the words of The Temptations, "I second that emotion."
itching to get back to the house and get down on some gears
also itching for you to kick some non posting bitches out of some houses and make a bad ass tv head guy
Haha, I'm probably going to get down to the store sometime today and trade in a few games, either towawrds GoW2 or Left4Dead. Have you tried Horde in GoW2? That looks really fun.
Mysst leans in for a kiss with Dru, but Dru has other plans...
"Okay, as soon as I turn around you put your fist in there, alright?"
FUCKING NOOBS! GAH!
Mysst has started a new band, Mysst and the Fags. It also features Druhim on drums and Pony on guitar.
ROCK THE CASBAH.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! YOU SUCK, DAD!"
Pony is doing his best not to cry.
Meanwhile, Druhim finds one of his drumsticks is superior to the other. "Hello lil' drumstick! I'll be your friend from now on!"
"That mean ol' other drumstick wants to upstage you. But don't worry, I know who the real star of the show is!"
"And that star is you, lil' drumstick!"
"I'll keep my eye on you so mean ol' otha drumstick can't secretly kill you!"
"I've got my eye on you, otha drumstick! Don't think I don't see you!"
"Someday I hope the two of you can work together, lil' drumstick."
leaves for his job as a debt collector or process server or something boring and lame.
Mysst just finds the world boring. He thinks it needs more rude titties floppin' all over the place. I tend to agree.
Projeck, cheery little hellspawn that he is, decides to greet the mailperson.
"Hey mister! Mister!"
Projeck: "Hello mister! My name's Projeck and I'm eight!"
Mailperson: "Hello you cheerful little shithead!"
"There, I hope that was enough to satisfy the creepy little fuck."
"I've got a computer and a toy and a teddy bear and his name is mister bear and he is the best bear ever sometimes I put a cape on him and make him fly around the room daddy doesn't like that though because sometimes I break stuff but it's still fun mister druhim is cool but he wears weird clothes dad says he used to be a pimp but I don't know what that means but it sounds like a neat job I'd like to be a pimp when I'm older if it means I could be cool like druhim and pony sucks at guitar in fact my dad's whole band sucks but"
"Maybe if I'm smiling while I crush my jugular vein he won't notice that I'm dead."
"And seriously, by the time they got me to the emergency room, my testicles looked like a cash bag chock full of gold coins!"
"One time I got my penis coated in molten gold! Man it hurt but it stayed hard for months!"
Pony's like aww yeah, tell me more about your dicks.
"Anyway, one time I was on stage and... Jesus man, can you breathe eating like that?"
Von Ruffmeister is an asshole.
"Look, you're a tiny dog so I'm only going to say this once. If you do that again I'll make you into a ball and punt you across the street."
"I taught that dog an important lesson today."
"Now let's play fetch! This is the only time we'll be able to play because I think I dislocated my arm!"
This mailman seems to have something bothering him.
"I forgot to take my butt plug out from last night."
Mysst meets an old lady. A representative from the garden club or something.
"Lady, I gotta say your liver spots are fucking hot shit."
All the ladies looove the Mysstery Machine.
Von Ruffmeister is an asshole.
Since he doesn't have a litterbox, he just has kind of a urine puddle.
The old lady came by to just watch her stories.
Hey everybody! It's Arete, Sarukun, and FAQaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
New to The Sims 2 from the Apartment Life expansion are types of greetings. Here we see the aftermath of a high five - sadly there's no "Who's gay?" option.
FAQ tells a grand story that is lost because of his hideous appearance.
"Oh god why did I even try to be friendly to him."
Arrrgh.
Sarukun taunts Von Ruffmeister with a tasty treat.
Pony is back from his job as a gumshoe. And what happened today at work, Pony?
You lost your fucking job? Christ, Pony!
Okay, I'm sorry, stop crying you damned pussy.
Mysst searches desperately for his porn folder.
Hey, Projeck is home from school!
And who did he bring but Lil' Filler! Hilariously enough, Projeck went straight to bed leaving Filler to just hang out with all the grownups.
Filler likes to watch.
At Khoo House, we treat our guests to the finest food that we left out overnight.
Looks like Mysst found his porn folder!
"Dammit Dad do you have to do that while I'm sleeping?"
Projeck: "Dad, why does that lady have no clothes?"
Mysst: "No reason son, go back to bed."
Hoping to score some poontang, FAQ takes up DJing.
He certainly has a winning smile!
Sadly, it is not enough to keep the crowd of one entertained.
But Sarukun is back to dance the night away!
Could Club FAQ become a reality one day?
These dudes have been thinking about each other all day.
Mysst whispers sweet nothings into Druhim's ear. "I'll massage your prostate if you massage mine."
Druhim: "What a nice guy. And what a fabulous ass!"
"Oh my god it's like a baseball bat! Jesus! My name isn't Belladonna!"
Arete tells that lady where she can put her finger. She is not amused.
oh yeah, this guy died outside my apartment the first hour or so that I played TS2: Apartment Life. I wish they had a "Crime Scene" stuff pack with police tape.
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In the words of The Temptations, "I second that emotion."
If you look in the OP, there's a link to a forum I set up with all the old houses!
Well, I know what I'll be doing on Veteran's day.
itching to get back to the house and get down on some gears
also itching for you to kick some non posting bitches out of some houses and make a bad ass tv head guy
Robot loving :winky:
Haha, I'm probably going to get down to the store sometime today and trade in a few games, either towawrds GoW2 or Left4Dead. Have you tried Horde in GoW2? That looks really fun.
post in the boston thread
i just got it last night and i played a couple hours with chairman
ill probably get in on multiplayer stuff tonight
i traded in a bunch of games and got gears for free!! plus a 5 dollar credit!
oh and I could make some of you dudes and put you guys in apartments, since those are pre-made and such
but I still won't do that till I get through each of the current houses at least one time
The first thing you may notice is HOLY SHIT THERE'S A CEILING!
"Sir, the good news is we finally installed a ceiling. The bad news is it gave you all prostate cancer."
is already teaching Lil' Projeck the birds and the bees.
D'awww, Mysst and Pony are hugging!
It took less than ten minutes for the legendary Angrydance phenomenon to start anew.
Angrydance!
It would be safe to say that Mysst resents having Projeck around.
Druhim tries all of his karates on the door, but alas, it still does not open.
Pony is super emotional today.
YEAH CRY FOR ME
Mysst is just one awesome-afroed ball of hate. "Fucking Pony with his perfectly dome-shaped skull. What's he trying to do, show off?"
Projeck is having SO MUCH FUN.
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Mysst leans in for a kiss with Dru, but Dru has other plans...
"Okay, as soon as I turn around you put your fist in there, alright?"
FUCKING NOOBS! GAH!
Mysst has started a new band, Mysst and the Fags. It also features Druhim on drums and Pony on guitar.
ROCK THE CASBAH.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! YOU SUCK, DAD!"
Pony is doing his best not to cry.
Meanwhile, Druhim finds one of his drumsticks is superior to the other. "Hello lil' drumstick! I'll be your friend from now on!"
"That mean ol' other drumstick wants to upstage you. But don't worry, I know who the real star of the show is!"
"And that star is you, lil' drumstick!"
"I'll keep my eye on you so mean ol' otha drumstick can't secretly kill you!"
"I've got my eye on you, otha drumstick! Don't think I don't see you!"
"Someday I hope the two of you can work together, lil' drumstick."
leaves for his job as a debt collector or process server or something boring and lame.
Mysst just finds the world boring. He thinks it needs more rude titties floppin' all over the place. I tend to agree.
Projeck, cheery little hellspawn that he is, decides to greet the mailperson.
"Hey mister! Mister!"
Projeck: "Hello mister! My name's Projeck and I'm eight!"
Mailperson: "Hello you cheerful little shithead!"
"There, I hope that was enough to satisfy the creepy little fuck."
"I've got a computer and a toy and a teddy bear and his name is mister bear and he is the best bear ever sometimes I put a cape on him and make him fly around the room daddy doesn't like that though because sometimes I break stuff but it's still fun mister druhim is cool but he wears weird clothes dad says he used to be a pimp but I don't know what that means but it sounds like a neat job I'd like to be a pimp when I'm older if it means I could be cool like druhim and pony sucks at guitar in fact my dad's whole band sucks but"
"Maybe if I'm smiling while I crush my jugular vein he won't notice that I'm dead."
"And seriously, by the time they got me to the emergency room, my testicles looked like a cash bag chock full of gold coins!"
"One time I got my penis coated in molten gold! Man it hurt but it stayed hard for months!"
Pony's like aww yeah, tell me more about your dicks.
"Anyway, one time I was on stage and... Jesus man, can you breathe eating like that?"
Von Ruffmeister is an asshole.
"Look, you're a tiny dog so I'm only going to say this once. If you do that again I'll make you into a ball and punt you across the street."
"I taught that dog an important lesson today."
"Now let's play fetch! This is the only time we'll be able to play because I think I dislocated my arm!"
This mailman seems to have something bothering him.
"I forgot to take my butt plug out from last night."
Mysst meets an old lady. A representative from the garden club or something.
"Lady, I gotta say your liver spots are fucking hot shit."
All the ladies looove the Mysstery Machine.
Von Ruffmeister is an asshole.
Since he doesn't have a litterbox, he just has kind of a urine puddle.
The old lady came by to just watch her stories.
Hey everybody! It's Arete, Sarukun, and FAQaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
New to The Sims 2 from the Apartment Life expansion are types of greetings. Here we see the aftermath of a high five - sadly there's no "Who's gay?" option.
FAQ tells a grand story that is lost because of his hideous appearance.
"Oh god why did I even try to be friendly to him."
Arrrgh.
Sarukun taunts Von Ruffmeister with a tasty treat.
Pony is back from his job as a gumshoe. And what happened today at work, Pony?
You lost your fucking job? Christ, Pony!
Okay, I'm sorry, stop crying you damned pussy.
Mysst searches desperately for his porn folder.
Hey, Projeck is home from school!
And who did he bring but Lil' Filler! Hilariously enough, Projeck went straight to bed leaving Filler to just hang out with all the grownups.
Filler likes to watch.
At Khoo House, we treat our guests to the finest food that we left out overnight.
Looks like Mysst found his porn folder!
"Dammit Dad do you have to do that while I'm sleeping?"
Projeck: "Dad, why does that lady have no clothes?"
Mysst: "No reason son, go back to bed."
Hoping to score some poontang, FAQ takes up DJing.
He certainly has a winning smile!
Sadly, it is not enough to keep the crowd of one entertained.
But Sarukun is back to dance the night away!
Could Club FAQ become a reality one day?
These dudes have been thinking about each other all day.
Mysst whispers sweet nothings into Druhim's ear. "I'll massage your prostate if you massage mine."
Druhim: "What a nice guy. And what a fabulous ass!"
"Oh my god it's like a baseball bat! Jesus! My name isn't Belladonna!"
Arete tells that lady where she can put her finger. She is not amused.
"Well could you at least put your lips on it?"
Projeck is up too late.
just... horrible
like a thing that haunts my dreams
oh yeah, this guy died outside my apartment the first hour or so that I played TS2: Apartment Life. I wish they had a "Crime Scene" stuff pack with police tape.
and out of nowhere, Kitten!
did von ruffmeister attack him
you realize what this means right
you have to create his nemesis, QAF with all the sliders to the left
Woo!
Steam: Feriluce
Battle.net: Feriluce#1995
Mysst and the Fags ROCK!
we are fucking monsters.
i am shaking in my desk at work trying not to laugh
awesomeeee
also ... i am thinking of getting this expansion
i hate myself