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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I've a question: Why is it that we call bar optics "optics". Is it because you can see the booze in the chamber to make sure you get a fair shot?

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    WoodroezWoodroez Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wonderous day!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've a question: Why is it that we call bar optics "optics". Is it because you can see the booze in the chamber to make sure you get a fair shot?

    I wouldn't know, we don't call them that.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've a question: Why is it that we call bar optics "optics". Is it because you can see the booze in the chamber to make sure you get a fair shot?

    I wouldn't know, we don't call them that.
    Well isn't that convenient?

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Beer goggles?

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The things that go on the end of spirits bottles in pubs/bars.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I suppose calling them glasses would be a bit confusing. What are "bar optics" anyhow? Google isn't helping and I'm having trouble understanding the concept.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It just looks like a fancy schmancy way of measuring alcohol.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The things that go on the end of spirits bottles in pubs/bars.
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    I've never seen anything like that. Here they have little nozzles that just make the pour steady, the rest is up to the bartender.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It belongs in the kinky thread, if only it weren't locked.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Got drunk which took sex off the table, because I assume he's not stupid.

    Of course I'm not stupid.

    We fucked on the floor, not the table.

    No, actually I just got so drunk I ended up throwing up in her bathroom. Which, let me tell you fellas, is a real turn-on for the ladies.

    Really, it depends on the lady.

    Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Got drunk which took sex off the table, because I assume he's not stupid.

    Of course I'm not stupid.

    We fucked on the floor, not the table.

    No, actually I just got so drunk I ended up throwing up in her bathroom. Which, let me tell you fellas, is a real turn-on for the ladies.

    Really, it depends on the lady.

    Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?

    No. I am proud of the fact that I have yet to see that.

    So help me God, I will go the rest of my life without watching it, short of someone tying me to a chair and forcing me.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Today I didn't go to uni. Instead I filled in a bunch of forms and continued filing away the plastic of my inkjet printer. With luck, this means tomorrow everything I've ordered will have arrived.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Got drunk which took sex off the table, because I assume he's not stupid.

    Of course I'm not stupid.

    We fucked on the floor, not the table.

    No, actually I just got so drunk I ended up throwing up in her bathroom. Which, let me tell you fellas, is a real turn-on for the ladies.

    Really, it depends on the lady.

    Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?

    No. I am proud of the fact that I have yet to see that.

    So help me God, I will go the rest of my life without watching it, short of someone tying me to a chair and forcing me.

    Oh really?

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Shoulda linked to a RickRoll there.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Ain't that an illegality.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ain't that an illegality.

    RickRolls? Maybe. It's not obscene, so possibly not?

    I should just go look up the rules.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Holy shit. When did the rules thread get a section on logical fallacies? That's awesome.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yeah, I just noticed that too.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Poor logical fallacies.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Poor logical fallacies.

    Poor nothing. LF gets enough attention in these boards already.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    colbert christmas was magical.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    :lol:

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    :lol:

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    Pretty funny, but needs the little girl's tearful reaction.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Wow Vincent Chase is going to be starring in a Martin Scorsese rendition of the great gatsby. That's fucking exciting.

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    The second kid is very malevolent looking.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Wow Vincent Chase is going to be starring in a Martin Scorsese rendition of the great gatsby. That's fucking exciting.

    yeah. they pulled that ending from deeper up their asses than usual but I still liked it.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Wow Vincent Chase is going to be starring in a Martin Scorsese rendition of the great gatsby. That's fucking exciting.

    yeah. they pulled that ending from deeper up their asses than usual but I still liked it.

    Variable, the more you say things the more I realize that you are a man with exquisite taste.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, now I really want to see what happened right after.

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    :lol:

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    Pretty funny, but needs the little girl's tearful reaction.

    After watching and laughing, and then laughing and watching, and then laughing some more, tand then finally paying attention....


    I think the girl may have actually been the one to blow out the candle anyway.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    Wow Vincent Chase is going to be starring in a Martin Scorsese rendition of the great gatsby. That's fucking exciting.

    yeah. they pulled that ending from deeper up their asses than usual but I still liked it.

    Variable, the more you say things the more I realize that you are a man with exquisite taste.

    The reason for this is not shocking. It's because I do in fact have exquisite taste.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    :lol:

    1227519803343dy2.gif

    Pretty funny, but needs the little girl's tearful reaction.

    After watching and laughing, and then laughing and watching, and then laughing some more, tand then finally paying attention....


    I think the girl may have actually been the one to blow out the candle anyway.

    definitely is.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Reminds me of this for some reason:

    I met him on Myspace!

    This brother is the biggest douche. But also the funniest douche.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Elldren wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    The things that go on the end of spirits bottles in pubs/bars.

    I've never seen anything like that. Here they have little nozzles that just make the pour steady, the rest is up to the bartender.
    I think we have laws dictating the minimum sizes of shots. We're serious drinkers here.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Tags for that video:

    myspace girl in the butt

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man....

    The second she said "im not stupid", i just could not stop laughing.

    Also, douchery seems to run in their family.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    YOU COULD HAVE BEEN RAPED!

    YOU COULD HAVE BEEN RAPED IN THE ASS!

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This is still a pretty low quality [chat].

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    This is still a pretty low quality [chat].

    But thanks for raising the bar there, ELM!

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    electricitylikesme wrote: »
    This is still a pretty low quality [chat].

    Its just that last night set the bar sooo high..

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