VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
first things I did in 2009
called Australia
dealt with friend drama
walked home in the freezing fucking cold because there were no cabs while dealing with more friend drama
slept
woke up
had cybersex
took a shower
overdosed on junk food
On reflection, that is a fair point Evander. We've had random breath-testing for so long I've never really thought about it as a restriction of liberty before.
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VivixenneRemember your training, and we'll get through this just fine.Registered Userregular
edited January 2009
I added more things because I forgot 2009 started at midnight
My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"
That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.
Everybody I was going to hang out with bailed on me.
same here
including my asshole little brother, who was my last resort, but who split without telling me that he was leaving, because, as I may have mentioned, he is an asshole
Every year for the past two years, our house has been the HQ for my brother and his friends stupid new years shit.
It's not even entertaining shit. It's just fucking stupid. A bunch of 17 year olds hyped up on Mt. Dew or Redbull quoting Anchorman and trying their damndest to re-enact various scenes from jackass.
When I came home for this week, I flat out told my brother "Look, you are taking this shit elsewhere. I will not have it this year"
Thus. A quiet house so my parents may sleep.
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called Australia
dealt with friend drama
walked home in the freezing fucking cold because there were no cabs while dealing with more friend drama
slept
woke up
had cybersex
took a shower
overdosed on junk food
it's not fair that this would make me a laughing stock but all you'll get are "oohhh tell me more"'s
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
direct Mozilla to http://www.google.com/chrome/thankyou.html?oneclickinstalled=&statcb= and click the link in the middle of the page
it is cold and metallic
dont think anyone was planning on screwing your heart
just your warm, moist holes
I don't know, my laptop is kind of warm...
and cuddly...
and kind of sexy...
uhhhh what?
but I've filled them with caulk
anti-cock caulk
you gotta install the fleshlight under the CD drive so it vibrates just a little
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
for my dicks
don't be too rough or you'll cause a head crash
:whistle:
get it?
dude, I'm not FUCKING a CD drive. What do you think I am, some kind of barbarian?
I am just using it to HOLD my dicks. Gently
Not very often.
Christmas break needs to end.
I don't get it
Neither does your mom!
Anymore.
Duck is implying that I do not have intercourse on a regular basis.
when a man and a lady love each other very much, they do a special kind of hugging where the lady uses her vagina to hug the man's penis
also, the lady is usually your mother
huh
I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"
your mother likes to hug the penises of strange men
with her mouth
That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.
It'd be even more depressing if it were a homeless guy making a sandwich out of nothing but newspaper, cardboard and rainwater.
And then he gets hit by a car.
Driven by Dick Clarke.
who is passed out at the wheel
due to blood loss
from being stabbed by a drifter
Everybody I was going to hang out with bailed on me.
same here
including my asshole little brother, who was my last resort, but who split without telling me that he was leaving, because, as I may have mentioned, he is an asshole
It's not even entertaining shit. It's just fucking stupid. A bunch of 17 year olds hyped up on Mt. Dew or Redbull quoting Anchorman and trying their damndest to re-enact various scenes from jackass.
When I came home for this week, I flat out told my brother "Look, you are taking this shit elsewhere. I will not have it this year"
Thus. A quiet house so my parents may sleep.