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I Have Found Something Substantial ALL DONE, HAVE A GOOD TIME
Calamity Jane
That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
I was reading a book at work, as I always do. (Full Disclosure Dept: I WORK AT A NINTENDO FACTORY)
It was about the end of break, when I turn to my left. A coworker says "Hey, a strategy guide for Zelda."
I sat my book down and thumbed through its contents. I looked to my left and right, asking if anyone had forgot their guide.
Reading some more, I realised this wasn't a strategy guide. The Legend of Zelda: Diamond of Abarious wasn't a real game. I know because I live with a man who has the entire canon memorized.
There were musical cues for Meatloaf and Phil Collins, and a man left this shit to be found hoping that one day, the president of Nintendo would read it, shed a tear and demand that someone FIND CARL CHAMPLIN JR.
I found a script for an Original Legend of Zelda Fan Film at work.
It was about the end of break, when I turn to my left. A coworker says "Hey, a strategy guide for Zelda."
I sat my book down and thumbed through its contents. I looked to my left and right, asking if anyone had forgot their guide.
Reading some more, I realised this wasn't a strategy guide. The Legend of Zelda: Diamond of Abarious wasn't a real game. I know because I live with a man who has the entire canon memorized.
There were musical cues for Meatloaf and Phil Collins, and a man left this shit to be found hoping that one day, the president of Nintendo would read it, shed a tear and demand that someone FIND CARL CHAMPLIN JR.
I found a script for an Original Legend of Zelda Fan Film at work.
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i don't have it all scanned yet, but there are three pages of dialogue spent on talking about a character's breasts
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
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ahahahahaha
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(although i am curious about the breasts parts scan them in already!)
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
not yet
scanning with this scanner is a hassle
I'm up to page 23 but i'm tired so more tommorow
this script is 53 pages long
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
"To tell you the truth, we remain as kids forever."
I work at a Nintendo Factory.
tell him you've made reservations at some fancy restaurant for a quick meeting
except when he gets there he will find there are no reservations.
edit: holy crap dude likes meatloaf way too much
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dude it is amaaaazing
if you don't put this up on a website somewhere I will be very cross with you
Well I suppose it's not that rare
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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MY
FUCKING
GOD
yeah where's agent michael scarn
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
going by the way this guy looks in my head, he probably also loves himsome meat loaf
A portal.
what?
Meatloaf and Phil Collins.
that doesn't seem so thematically uniform if you catch what i'm pitchin.
steam | Dokkan: 868846562
he works at nintendo
so you know this dude just left this around thinking someone would see it and be all "OH MY GOD, WE GOTTA SHOW THIS TO MISTER NINTENDO QUICK, THIS IS GENIUS!"