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japanjapan Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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(This was Zimmy's idea, Ihave no idea what it's about)

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User
    edited March 2009
    *listening to that song Podly posted*

    *getting into tha "groove"*

    Talkc on
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sportscenter just had a list of the top 10 NCAA football coaches.

    #1 is Lane Kiffin.

    Is it Opposite Day and nobody told me?

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Man, what a terrible OP.

    You have terrible taste in music/videos/quotes, Japan.

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    this is possibly one of the most boring things I have ever done in my life.

    There'd better be huggles when I get home.

    BobCesca on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Guys, you know what this thread needs?

    A good OP.

    Richy on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I will happily edit the OP to anything anyone wishes to suggest. Nobody'll ever read it again in ten minute's time, though.

    japan on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Every OP is terrible

    Elki gives no one time to prepare!

    And I'll be damned if I have prepped OPs like some of you

    Hakkekage on
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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User
    edited March 2009
    japan wrote: »
    I will happily edit the OP to anything anyone wishes to suggest. Nobody'll ever read it again in ten minute's time, though.

    Put up a video of random people being kicked in the crotch.

    Thats always entertaining.

    Talkc on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    On the plus side, there is dismantling fluid, waxoyl and copaslip winging it's way to me.

    japan on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    you should put up one of those cute pics of Farah-cat you took the other night :D

    BobCesca on
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wut

    RonaldoTheGypsy on
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Every OP is terrible

    Elki gives no one time to prepare!

    And I'll be damned if I have prepped OPs like some of you
    I don't have one prepared but by God do I keep appropriate subjects stored in my head.

    Quid on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I suggest that OP be about Evilbob's cat.

    Nerdgasmic on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Every [chat] I make is about me. Because really, what else is there?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just headed to YouTube last time I got a chat and typed in 'japan game show'.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just got back from class. The teacher showed a movie clip with a penis in it. It was not something I expected to see in a class for A+ certification.

    Cinders on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Talkc wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    I will happily edit the OP to anything anyone wishes to suggest. Nobody'll ever read it again in ten minute's time, though.

    Put up a video of random people being kicked in the crotch.

    Thats always entertaining.

    Do you know that there are hundreds of videos that people have made of themselves being kicked in the crotch for no other reason than to upload it youtube?

    Seriously, what?

    japan on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    boring

    Podly on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck i need a haircut
    i've never gotten a haircut in nyc
    where do i go
    ahh

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    boring

    product5sz.jpg

    :?:

    japan on
  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    I will now share with you a response to an infraction.
    You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

    Are you a girl?

    Echo on
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    Casual wrote: »
    a man reaches a certain age when he can no longer be part of groups with "wang" in the title
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    I just got back from class. The teacher showed a movie clip with a penis in it. It was not something I expected to see in a class for A+ certification.

    Yeah, I can't remember seeing any wang in my A+ class, I've gotta say.

    Alecthar on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck i need a haircut
    i've never gotten a haircut in nyc
    where do i go
    ahh

    Shaz! I'm getting a haircut today to! (maybe!)

    Go to astor hair and ask for bella. She'll give you a good haircut for under $20

    Podly on
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Shining is a good movie

    Elendil on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    I just got back from class. The teacher showed a movie clip with a penis in it. It was not something I expected to see in a class for A+ certification.
    It was a low grade penis?

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    oh
    my
    god

    somebody remixed the original HBO theme song, and it is fucking HEEEAT

    HBO in Space

    Podly on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    I will now share with you a response to an infraction.
    You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

    Are you a girl?

    I would dearly love to see this defence used in a criminal trial.

    "Yes, I may have killed those people, but that was weeks ago. I haven't done anything wrong recently."

    japan on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    I will now share with you a response to an infraction.
    You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

    Are you a girl?
    bahahahaha

    Hakkekage on
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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User
    edited March 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I will now share with you a response to an infraction.
    You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

    Are you a girl?

    I would dearly love to see this defence used in a criminal trial.

    "Yes, I may have killed those people, but that was weeks ago. I haven't done anything wrong recently."

    I can just see Johnny Cochran delivering it in a rhyming speech.

    Talkc on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    fuck i need a haircut
    i've never gotten a haircut in nyc
    where do i go
    ahh

    Shaz! I'm getting a haircut today to! (maybe!)

    Go to astor hair and ask for bella. She'll give you a good haircut for under $20
    http://www.yelp.com/biz/astor-place-hairstylist-new-york this place?
    Perhaps I will then
    Gonna go downtownish to meet parents for lunch somewhere (dunno where yet)
    So maybe I will

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    jesus christ

    valerie is the best god damn music blog on the web

    http://valeriejetaime.free.fr/TEMP/VALERIE/MP3/Tesla%20Boy%20-%20Spirit%20of%20the%20Night.mp3

    Moscau Discau!

    Podly on
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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    fuck i need a haircut
    i've never gotten a haircut in nyc
    where do i go
    ahh

    Shaz! I'm getting a haircut today to! (maybe!)

    Go to astor hair and ask for bella. She'll give you a good haircut for under $20
    http://www.yelp.com/biz/astor-place-hairstylist-new-york this place?
    Perhaps I will then
    Gonna go downtownish to meet parents for lunch somewhere (dunno where yet)
    So maybe I will

    Yep, you have to go downstairs. (The way the sign is pointing.)

    Podly on
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Yep, you have to go downstairs. (The way the sign is pointing.)
    I'm sure he would have figured that one out. :P

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i think the scanner broke again.

    maybe i'll come back and finish this tomorrow.

    BobCesca on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So I'm in talks right now for having my own biweekly party this summer. I'm thinking about playing a lot of disco house and riviera disco I think I'm going to call it Yacht.

    I'm gonna play songs like this

    Treasure Fingers -- Cross the Floor

    Friendly Fires -- Paris (aeroplane remix)

    I'm gonna be having so much eye-sex this summer.

    Podly on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    I will now share with you a response to an infraction.
    You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

    Are you a girl?

    Well, are you?

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    new haircut places scare me!

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I will now share with you a response to an infraction.
    You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

    Are you a girl?

    Well, are you?

    That's me front center.

    dollhouse-20080515092854571_640w.jpg

    Echo on
    Steam wishlist
    Casual wrote: »
    a man reaches a certain age when he can no longer be part of groups with "wang" in the title
  • TalkcTalkc Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I will now share with you a response to an infraction.
    You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

    Are you a girl?

    Well, are you?

    That's me front center.

    Shouldnt you be wearing shoes?

    Talkc on
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ballard is my hero

    wazilla on
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