Stephen Colbert's [chat] Jansen

japan · March 2009

(This was Zimmy's idea, Ihave no idea what it's about)

Talkc · March 2009

*listening to that song Podly posted*

*getting into tha "groove"*

Gosling · March 2009

Sportscenter just had a list of the top 10 NCAA football coaches.

#1 is Lane Kiffin.

Is it Opposite Day and nobody told me?

Nerdgasmic · March 2009

Man, what a terrible OP.

You have terrible taste in music/videos/quotes, Japan.

BobCesca · March 2009

this is possibly one of the most boring things I have ever done in my life.

There'd better be huggles when I get home.

Richy · March 2009

Guys, you know what this thread needs?

A good OP.

japan · March 2009

I will happily edit the OP to anything anyone wishes to suggest. Nobody'll ever read it again in ten minute's time, though.

Hakkekage · March 2009

Every OP is terrible

Elki gives no one time to prepare!

And I'll be damned if I have prepped OPs like some of you

Talkc · March 2009

japan wrote: »

I will happily edit the OP to anything anyone wishes to suggest. Nobody'll ever read it again in ten minute's time, though.

Put up a video of random people being kicked in the crotch.

Thats always entertaining.

japan · March 2009

On the plus side, there is dismantling fluid, waxoyl and copaslip winging it's way to me.

BobCesca · March 2009

you should put up one of those cute pics of Farah-cat you took the other night

RonaldoTheGypsy · March 2009

Wut

Quid · March 2009

Hakkekage wrote: »

Every OP is terrible

Elki gives no one time to prepare!

And I'll be damned if I have prepped OPs like some of you

I don't have one prepared but by God do I keep appropriate subjects stored in my head.

Nerdgasmic · March 2009

I suggest that OP be about Evilbob's cat.

Zimmydoom · March 2009

Every [chat] I make is about me. Because really, what else is there?

Gosling · March 2009

I just headed to YouTube last time I got a chat and typed in 'japan game show'.

Cinders · March 2009

I just got back from class. The teacher showed a movie clip with a penis in it. It was not something I expected to see in a class for A+ certification.

japan · March 2009

Talkc wrote: »

japan wrote: »

I will happily edit the OP to anything anyone wishes to suggest. Nobody'll ever read it again in ten minute's time, though.

Put up a video of random people being kicked in the crotch.

Thats always entertaining.

Do you know that there are hundreds of videos that people have made of themselves being kicked in the crotch for no other reason than to upload it youtube?

Seriously, what?

Podly · March 2009

boring

Shazkar Shadowstorm · March 2009

fuck i need a haircut
i've never gotten a haircut in nyc
where do i go
ahh

japan · March 2009

Podly wrote: »

boring

:?:

Echo · March 2009

I will now share with you a response to an infraction.

Completely worthless forumer that will be banned when making another worthless thread wrote:

You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

Are you a girl?

Alecthar · March 2009

Cinders wrote: »

I just got back from class. The teacher showed a movie clip with a penis in it. It was not something I expected to see in a class for A+ certification.

Yeah, I can't remember seeing any wang in my A+ class, I've gotta say.

Podly · March 2009

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

fuck i need a haircut
i've never gotten a haircut in nyc
where do i go
ahh

Shaz! I'm getting a haircut today to! (maybe!)

Go to astor hair and ask for bella. She'll give you a good haircut for under $20

Elendil · March 2009

The Shining is a good movie

Aldo · March 2009

Cinders wrote: »

I just got back from class. The teacher showed a movie clip with a penis in it. It was not something I expected to see in a class for A+ certification.

It was a low grade penis?

Podly · March 2009

oh
my
god

somebody remixed the original HBO theme song, and it is fucking HEEEAT

HBO in Space

japan · March 2009

Echo wrote: »

I will now share with you a response to an infraction.

Completely worthless forumer that will be banned when making another worthless thread wrote:

You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

Are you a girl?

I would dearly love to see this defence used in a criminal trial.

"Yes, I may have killed those people, but that was weeks ago. I haven't done anything wrong recently."

Hakkekage · March 2009

Echo wrote: »

I will now share with you a response to an infraction.

Completely worthless forumer that will be banned when making another worthless thread wrote:

You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

Are you a girl?

bahahahaha

Talkc · March 2009

japan wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

I will now share with you a response to an infraction.

Completely worthless forumer that will be banned when making another worthless thread wrote:

You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

Are you a girl?

I would dearly love to see this defence used in a criminal trial.

"Yes, I may have killed those people, but that was weeks ago. I haven't done anything wrong recently."

I can just see Johnny Cochran delivering it in a rhyming speech.

Shazkar Shadowstorm · March 2009

Podly wrote: »

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

fuck i need a haircut
i've never gotten a haircut in nyc
where do i go
ahh

Shaz! I'm getting a haircut today to! (maybe!)

Go to astor hair and ask for bella. She'll give you a good haircut for under $20

http://www.yelp.com/biz/astor-place-hairstylist-new-york this place?
Perhaps I will then
Gonna go downtownish to meet parents for lunch somewhere (dunno where yet)
So maybe I will

Podly · March 2009

jesus christ

valerie is the best god damn music blog on the web

http://valeriejetaime.free.fr/TEMP/VALERIE/MP3/Tesla%20Boy%20-%20Spirit%20of%20the%20Night.mp3

Moscau Discau!

Podly · March 2009

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

Podly wrote: »

Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »

fuck i need a haircut
i've never gotten a haircut in nyc
where do i go
ahh

Shaz! I'm getting a haircut today to! (maybe!)

Go to astor hair and ask for bella. She'll give you a good haircut for under $20

http://www.yelp.com/biz/astor-place-hairstylist-new-york this place?
Perhaps I will then
Gonna go downtownish to meet parents for lunch somewhere (dunno where yet)
So maybe I will

Yep, you have to go downstairs. (The way the sign is pointing.)

Aldo · March 2009

Podly wrote: »

Yep, you have to go downstairs. (The way the sign is pointing.)

I'm sure he would have figured that one out.

BobCesca · March 2009

i think the scanner broke again.

maybe i'll come back and finish this tomorrow.

Podly · March 2009

So I'm in talks right now for having my own biweekly party this summer. I'm thinking about playing a lot of disco house and riviera disco I think I'm going to call it Yacht.

I'm gonna play songs like this

Treasure Fingers -- Cross the Floor

Friendly Fires -- Paris (aeroplane remix)

I'm gonna be having so much eye-sex this summer.

Zimmydoom · March 2009

Echo wrote: »

I will now share with you a response to an infraction.

Completely worthless forumer that will be banned when making another worthless thread wrote:

You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

Are you a girl?

Well, are you?

Shazkar Shadowstorm · March 2009

new haircut places scare me!

Echo · March 2009

Zimmydoom wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

I will now share with you a response to an infraction.

Completely worthless forumer that will be banned when making another worthless thread wrote:

You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

Are you a girl?

Well, are you?

That's me front center.

Talkc · March 2009

Echo wrote: »

Zimmydoom wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

I will now share with you a response to an infraction.

Completely worthless forumer that will be banned when making another worthless thread wrote:

You're punishing me for something I did in the past? So I'm to believe there was nothing I did wrong to warrant this punishment recently, only that I am to be punished retroactively for my perceived past digressions by you personally.

Are you a girl?

Well, are you?

That's me front center.

Shouldnt you be wearing shoes?

wazilla · March 2009

Ballard is my hero

Penny Arcade

Stephen Colbert's [chat] Jansen

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