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Shiny New Comic of the 7th Day of September

SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless.Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    doesn't sound too bad

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    long time no comic, sil

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    long time no comic, sil

    I gotta tell you, that felt fucking good.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    On the plus side you would get your daily dose of iron (if the knives were made of iron)

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I do not think there are very many iron knives on the market

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I do not think there are very many iron knives on the market

    Well i mean they would- fuck it, sorry for making a lame joke.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Gabe, just staring, no input, a blank slate.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you should be sorry

    edit: campion should also be sorry

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Everyone should just be sorry today.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    knife eaters ain't shit if you're a sword swallower

    or tdot, he takes worse shit in his mouth all the time

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    nothing I have put in my mouth has ever been worse than Nuzak

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  • Frank BrakFrank Brak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm getting the same feeling from this Gabe as I did from the Tycho straw dummy.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    nothing I have put in my mouth has ever been worse than Nuzak

    yeah but i mean nobody ever entered a nuzak swallowing contest

    not while they were conscious, anyway

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Gabe, just staring, no input, a blank slate.

    This is absolutely hilarious

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What was the actual final round?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    What was the actual final round?
    skee-ball

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think the worst part of knife eating would be eating the knives.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    apparently with a can of beans?

    what the hell, picture?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Skee-ball

    my nemesis

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This feels like a buckley comic.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's not so bad. It's just soccer, but played by tiny wooden men.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh man I fucking love skee-ball

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This feels like a buckley comic.

    you feel like a buckley comic

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  • Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Oh man I fucking love skee-ball

    Skee-ball is the best.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I think the worst part of knife eating would be eating the knives.

    I'd have to say it'd be after the contest, if you know what I mean.

    Shitting out the knives.

    From your butt.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    I think the worst part of knife eating would be eating the knives.

    I'd have to say it'd be after the contest, if you know what I mean.

    Shitting out the knives.

    From your butt.

    heh

    poop

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Skee-ball

    my nemesis
    I feel your pain.


    My arm is simply too powerful for precision aiming.
    Yes. It's strong because I masturbate a lot. I have stolen the joke potential from you Penny arcade forums. Like some sort of joke absorbing ballistic foam

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kajusta wrote: »
    This feels like a buckley comic.

    you feel like a buckley comic

    You look like a buckley comic.

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    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Oh shit guys, the news post

    Ronia Quinn Holkins

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    He's absolutely fucking right about Quinn.

    Any scenario where I can whip out a Q to fill the sandwich that is my name is one that I can relish with great delight.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that newspost is so sweet

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what kind of knives are we talking about

    are they long knives

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Skee-ball

    my nemesis
    I feel your pain.


    My arm is simply too powerful for precision aiming.
    Yes. It's strong because I masturbate a lot. I have stolen the joke potential from you Penny arcade forums. Like some sort of joke absorbing ballistic foam
    a bilistic foam formed from the semen from your constant masturbating

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    what kind of knives are we talking about

    are they long knives

    It depends on what level you are.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that Metroid Metal band that Tycho linked is pretty cool

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    This is remarkably similar in composition to the last comic

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  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Kajusta wrote: »
    This feels like a buckley comic.

    you feel like a buckley comic

    You look like a buckley comic.

    owch

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If Buckley didn't exist no one would think this joke was hamfisted.

    Also, Tycho's newspost is amazing. Did anyone even know she had a bun in the oven?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that is such an awesome newspost

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  • TanolenTanolen Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Those poor knives

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