america, it's time to sit down and Fart

Calamity Jane

when the cities crumble after we become a third world country it's time to think about Some Shit

other countries really have our asses whipped in terms of cool things after our civilization comes crashing on down and settles into the process of time eroding shit

maybe we'll have a husks of cities and a bunch of confusing disney shit

god, it'd be weird if people thought we worshipped goofy and The Beast

italy. now that's a sweet ass place full of beautiful villas and statues and fine fine art

ortica (is that spelled right?) is full of fantastic stuff like the public bathes and that little stage where the actors switched out different masks denoting the range of expressions

nice is nice

is the measure of a culture's achievements what they leave behind for us to see and possibly build upon, america?

Tam

We'll have Fermi Lab and NASA

honey nut cheerios

Thousands of abandoned wal-marts.

M.D.

Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

honey nut cheerios

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

That giant statue was built by the french.

JackMaster Spaz

I vomited all over my front yard this morning.

Larlar

I initially read "facts" as "farts"

boy did my excitement levels drop or what

Calamity Jane

Larlar wrote: »

I initially read "facts" as "farts"

boy did my excitement levels drop or what

larlar short of heat vision a man can seldom look at farts

M.D.

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

That giant statue was built by the french.

it's still sitting outside on our lawn

potatoe

all of these questions and more are answered in the timeless classic "Battlefield Earth"

Larlar

Anjin-San wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

I initially read "facts" as "farts"

boy did my excitement levels drop or what

larlar short of heat vision a man can seldom look at farts

impractical as it may be, I was more than ready to explore some netherclouds

Silmaril

Ha!

We've got history and culture coming out of our arses.

Tam

also a bunch of satellites in orbit

moon landing site

uh I'm not entirely awake let me keep thinking

Framling

Larlar wrote: »

I initially read "facts" as "farts"

boy did my excitement levels drop or what

Man, way to ruin it for everyone else, Larlar.

potatoe

WE'VE GOT THE WIND UP OUR ASS, CAPTAIN!

Fallout

i imagine there's a bit of a disparity in the importance of the interestingness of a culture's corpse between the observer of the corpse and the culture in question during its lifetime

neville

Any posts Anjin makes are much funnier when I do the voice.
Sorry bro 8-)

Framling

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

Meiz

I'm watching Man vs Wild so I can survive the tardpocalypse.

Larlar

Framling wrote: »

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

I think this is a topic worth pursuing

right here, in this thread almost about farts

Silmaril

Framling wrote: »

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

There is only one way to find out.

Calamity Jane

i mean, they art is fly too

where the fuck are our rape statues, america?

Tam

oh

New York

Meiz

Larlar wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

I think this is a topic worth pursuing

right here, in this thread almost about farts

Well methane's freezing point is lower in temperature then co2 so chances... man stop making me think about this stupid shit!

Ringo

We'll have highways out in the middle of nowhere

Roads that travel the mountains for no reason

Cities in the desert that no one will ever quite be certain as to why we would choose to build in such a desolate wasteland

Silmaril

Framling wrote: »

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

Oh internet

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060814195859AAfCOrt

Framling

Meiz wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

I think this is a topic worth pursuing

right here, in this thread almost about farts

Well methane's freezing point is lower in temperature then co2 so chances... man stop making me think about this stupid shit!

what?

Man, it's all humidity. When you see your breath, it's freezing moisture, it's not dry ice or some shit, god.

Fallout

Anjin-San wrote: »

i mean, they art is fly too

where the fuck are our rape statues, america?

they are videos produced in the san fernando valley

Larlar

Meiz wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

I think this is a topic worth pursuing

right here, in this thread almost about farts

Well methane's freezing point is lower in temperature then co2 so chances... man stop making me think about this stupid shit!

this isn't stupid shit, this is supernal shit

potatoe

someone remind me of this question this winter and i'll test it

Calamity Jane

Fallout wrote: »

i imagine there's a bit of a disparity in the importance of the interestingness of a culture's corpse between the observer of the corpse and the culture in question during its lifetime

yeah. what worries me most about america and people observing it after it's death will be

1. how's everybody else gonna do after we gone. it ain't an ego thing, we're the remaining superpower and the status quo leading to the big guy keeling over has to have effects on errybody else, i'd imagine
2. what the fuck will they think about us and how we did things? i mean, we have the advantage of the information age painting a better picture but then look at our elected officials. if there's one thing i'm postive they'll say after we were gone, it's that america was the biggest closet gay

Calamity Jane

alternatively:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-MIzG3WJZc

Framling

Silmaril wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

Oh internet

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060814195859AAfCOrt

All anecdotal evidence.

L|ama

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

That giant statue was built by the french.

and recently was decomposing like fuck because the iron supports inside and the copper outside formed an electrochemical couple



New Zealand will have um... uh... Yeah I've got nothing.

Silmaril

L|ama wrote: »

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

That giant statue was built by the french.

and recently was decomposing like fuck because the iron supports inside and the copper outside formed an electrochemical couple



New Zealand will have um... uh... Yeah I've got nothing.

Mount Doom?

Meiz

Framling wrote: »

Meiz wrote: »

Larlar wrote: »

Framling wrote: »

Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

I've always wondered about that.

I think this is a topic worth pursuing

right here, in this thread almost about farts

Well methane's freezing point is lower in temperature then co2 so chances... man stop making me think about this stupid shit!

what?

Man, it's all humidity. When you see your breath, it's freezing moisture, it's not dry ice or some shit, god.

So farts are essentially poop moisture clouds. Oh that's pleasant.

L|ama

No they are a mixture of gases, just like air or breath

FAQ

we didn't build shit

potatoe

would clouds be more likely to form if you had a bad case of swamp-ass?

Larlar

poop moisture sounds like a great euphemism for diarrhea

"what's up"
"brb, gotta blast a jetstream of poop moisture"

M.D.

Silmaril wrote: »

L|ama wrote: »

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

That giant statue was built by the french.

and recently was decomposing like fuck because the iron supports inside and the copper outside formed an electrochemical couple



New Zealand will have um... uh... Yeah I've got nothing.

Mount Doom?

Lord of The Rings movie sets?