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america, it's time to sit down and Fart

Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
when the cities crumble after we become a third world country it's time to think about Some Shit

other countries really have our asses whipped in terms of cool things after our civilization comes crashing on down and settles into the process of time eroding shit

maybe we'll have a husks of cities and a bunch of confusing disney shit

god, it'd be weird if people thought we worshipped goofy and The Beast

italy. now that's a sweet ass place full of beautiful villas and statues and fine fine art

ortica (is that spelled right?) is full of fantastic stuff like the public bathes and that little stage where the actors switched out different masks denoting the range of expressions

nice is nice

is the measure of a culture's achievements what they leave behind for us to see and possibly build upon, america?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We'll have Fermi Lab and NASA

    Tam on
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Thousands of abandoned wal-marts.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

    M.D. on
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

    That giant statue was built by the french.

    honey nut cheerios on
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  • JackMaster SpazJackMaster Spaz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I vomited all over my front yard this morning.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    I initially read "facts" as "farts"

    boy did my excitement levels drop or what

    Larlar on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    I initially read "facts" as "farts"

    boy did my excitement levels drop or what

    larlar short of heat vision a man can seldom look at farts

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

    That giant statue was built by the french.

    it's still sitting outside on our lawn

    M.D. on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    all of these questions and more are answered in the timeless classic "Battlefield Earth"

    potatoe on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    I initially read "facts" as "farts"

    boy did my excitement levels drop or what

    larlar short of heat vision a man can seldom look at farts

    impractical as it may be, I was more than ready to explore some netherclouds

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ha!

    We've got history and culture coming out of our arses.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    also a bunch of satellites in orbit

    moon landing site

    uh I'm not entirely awake let me keep thinking

    Tam on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    I initially read "facts" as "farts"

    boy did my excitement levels drop or what

    Man, way to ruin it for everyone else, Larlar.

    Framling on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    WE'VE GOT THE WIND UP OUR ASS, CAPTAIN!

    potatoe on
  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i imagine there's a bit of a disparity in the importance of the interestingness of a culture's corpse between the observer of the corpse and the culture in question during its lifetime

    Fallout on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Any posts Anjin makes are much funnier when I do the voice.
    Sorry bro 8-)

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.

    Framling on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm watching Man vs Wild so I can survive the tardpocalypse.

    Meiz on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.

    I think this is a topic worth pursuing

    right here, in this thread almost about farts

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.

    There is only one way to find out.

    Silmaril on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i mean, they art is fly too

    where the fuck are our rape statues, america?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh

    New York

    Tam on
  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.

    I think this is a topic worth pursuing

    right here, in this thread almost about farts

    Well methane's freezing point is lower in temperature then co2 so chances... man stop making me think about this stupid shit!

    Meiz on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We'll have highways out in the middle of nowhere

    Roads that travel the mountains for no reason

    Cities in the desert that no one will ever quite be certain as to why we would choose to build in such a desolate wasteland

    Ringo on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.


    Oh internet

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060814195859AAfCOrt

    Silmaril on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.

    I think this is a topic worth pursuing

    right here, in this thread almost about farts

    Well methane's freezing point is lower in temperature then co2 so chances... man stop making me think about this stupid shit!

    what?

    Man, it's all humidity. When you see your breath, it's freezing moisture, it's not dry ice or some shit, god.

    Framling on
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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i mean, they art is fly too

    where the fuck are our rape statues, america?

    they are videos produced in the san fernando valley

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.

    I think this is a topic worth pursuing

    right here, in this thread almost about farts

    Well methane's freezing point is lower in temperature then co2 so chances... man stop making me think about this stupid shit!

    this isn't stupid shit, this is supernal shit

    Larlar on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    someone remind me of this question this winter and i'll test it

    potatoe on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    i imagine there's a bit of a disparity in the importance of the interestingness of a culture's corpse between the observer of the corpse and the culture in question during its lifetime

    yeah. what worries me most about america and people observing it after it's death will be

    1. how's everybody else gonna do after we gone. it ain't an ego thing, we're the remaining superpower and the status quo leading to the big guy keeling over has to have effects on errybody else, i'd imagine
    2. what the fuck will they think about us and how we did things? i mean, we have the advantage of the information age painting a better picture but then look at our elected officials. if there's one thing i'm postive they'll say after we were gone, it's that america was the biggest closet gay

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Calamity Jane on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.


    Oh internet

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060814195859AAfCOrt

    All anecdotal evidence.

    Framling on
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

    That giant statue was built by the french.

    and recently was decomposing like fuck because the iron supports inside and the copper outside formed an electrochemical couple



    New Zealand will have um... uh... Yeah I've got nothing.

    L|ama on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

    That giant statue was built by the french.

    and recently was decomposing like fuck because the iron supports inside and the copper outside formed an electrochemical couple



    New Zealand will have um... uh... Yeah I've got nothing.

    Mount Doom?

    Silmaril on
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Hey, you guys think that if you farted outside on a cold day with no pants on, you could see it like you can see your breath?

    I've always wondered about that.

    I think this is a topic worth pursuing

    right here, in this thread almost about farts

    Well methane's freezing point is lower in temperature then co2 so chances... man stop making me think about this stupid shit!

    what?

    Man, it's all humidity. When you see your breath, it's freezing moisture, it's not dry ice or some shit, god.

    So farts are essentially poop moisture clouds. Oh that's pleasant.

    Meiz on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No they are a mixture of gases, just like air or breath

    L|ama on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    we didn't build shit

    FAQ on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    would clouds be more likely to form if you had a bad case of swamp-ass?

    potatoe on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2009
    poop moisture sounds like a great euphemism for diarrhea

    "what's up"
    "brb, gotta blast a jetstream of poop moisture"

    Larlar on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Silmaril wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    Man we have all those museums up in DC and a giant statue outside new york and some other stuff like a giant ball of yarn

    That giant statue was built by the french.

    and recently was decomposing like fuck because the iron supports inside and the copper outside formed an electrochemical couple



    New Zealand will have um... uh... Yeah I've got nothing.

    Mount Doom?

    Lord of The Rings movie sets?

    M.D. on
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