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The Grand Glossolalian Peoples Democratic Republic of Glossolalia

ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it onRegistered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
When the revolution comes, each of us have our own idea of who we'd like to see pressed against the wall. I guess some of us would also like to do stuff about abortion or gun control or boring crap like that too. But what about after that? History will remember you not for the smart or cruel things you did, but the hilarious things you did: the laws and societal norms necessary to establish a humorous yet dystopian society.

For instance, when I am dictator, all individuals entering a liquor store shall be fashionably dressed if they are to be sold alcohol, to include a suit and tie or dress.

PRO: Classier hobos
CON: Well dressed robberies
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Lets bring sexy back to the homeless.

Tell me, Social Entropy, when you rule this cold earth with an iron fist, what will your commandments be?

A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ6cw_MuTDE

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited September 2009
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no one should be a cock to a stranger, EVER!

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    First things first I will declare martial law.

    Second, any alcoholic beverage brand that offers a 40 oz. can or bottle will have their entire product line lace with chemical sterilization agents.

    Harsh, but I think history will prove me to have had the right idea.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    no one should be a cock to a stranger, EVER!

    Chick-fil-a would like to have a word with you.

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    dabble hates black people

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    dabble hates black people

    PBR offers a 40 oz. So perhaps it is hipsters I am targetting.

    Bud offers a 40 oz. Perhaps I am targeting rednecks.

    Coors / Miller ? Frat boys.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    you should never stab a lady

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    zoel maybe we are from different backgrounds but I do not consider "well-dressed robberies" to be a downside

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    A Dabble Of Thelonius wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    dabble hates black people

    PBR offers a 40 oz. So perhaps it is hipsters I am targetting.

    Bud offers a 40 oz. Perhaps I am targeting rednecks.

    Coors / Miller ? Frat boys.

    PBR targets hipsters pretty sure none of us would have a problem

    e: shank you also have to consider that people would mug you for your suit

    feller's gotta wet his whistle

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ladies with pleasantly large posteriors shall not wear pants longer than three inches

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Skull Man is now my running mate.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    i drank pbr in seattle because it was cheap

    it was pretty sub-par

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    skull man can you include a stockings exemption

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I got some fresh ideas about breasts too, spoiler alert, whip em out

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i gotta say, i'm with skull man on butts

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    REVEAL THINE RUMP

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i gotta say, i'm with skull man on butts

    all of you are my real family true story

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    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i drank pbr in seattle because it was cheap

    it was pretty sub-par

    i'd take the cheap ass taste of pbr over bud, miller or that goddamn natty ice cats used to drink over there

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shit, I have a list somewhere around here for just such a discussion

    Lemme see if I can find it

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    40s of olde english target freshman

    so let's just go ahead and prune the entire academic community of the ability to reproduce

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    olde english. ugh

    it's one of the only times the addage "desperate times call for desperate measures" actually applies

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    40s of olde english target freshman

    so let's just go ahead and prune the entire academic community of the ability to reproduce

    ON THE ONE HAND no kids

    ON THE OTHER HAND no pregnancy

    seems like a pretty fair deal to me

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    olde english. ugh

    it's one of the only times the addage "desperate times call for desperate measures" actually applies

    halfway to drunk in, what, three dollars?

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    if you want to drink to get drunk just drink golden grain / everclear

    i dunno why you'd waste your time with beer

    e: true story during project manhattan they couldn't get real liquor so they made hunch punch with lab alcohol

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    DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hunch punch?

    Is that where they just throw shit in and take calculated guess as to when it ferments just right?

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Dragonicity wrote: »
    Hunch punch?

    Is that where they just throw shit in and take calculated guess as to when it ferments just right?

    no

    that's where you take 200 proof lab alcohol and throw in fruit juice until it's palatable

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    DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't know what ever I would do without your guiding wisdom, Dope Pope.

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