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Zoel
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When the revolution comes, each of us have our own idea of who we'd like to see pressed against the wall. I guess some of us would also like to do stuff about abortion or gun control or boring crap like that too. But what about after that? History will remember you not for the smart or cruel things you did, but the hilarious things you did: the laws and societal norms necessary to establish a humorous yet dystopian society.
For instance, when I am dictator, all individuals entering a liquor store shall be fashionably dressed if they are to be sold alcohol, to include a suit and tie or dress.
PRO: Classier hobos
CON: Well dressed robberies
Lets bring sexy back to the homeless.
Tell me, Social Entropy, when you rule this cold earth with an iron fist, what will your commandments be?
For instance, when I am dictator, all individuals entering a liquor store shall be fashionably dressed if they are to be sold alcohol, to include a suit and tie or dress.
PRO: Classier hobos
CON: Well dressed robberies
Lets bring sexy back to the homeless.
Tell me, Social Entropy, when you rule this cold earth with an iron fist, what will your commandments be?
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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Second, any alcoholic beverage brand that offers a 40 oz. can or bottle will have their entire product line lace with chemical sterilization agents.
Harsh, but I think history will prove me to have had the right idea.
Chick-fil-a would like to have a word with you.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
PBR offers a 40 oz. So perhaps it is hipsters I am targetting.
Bud offers a 40 oz. Perhaps I am targeting rednecks.
Coors / Miller ? Frat boys.
PBR targets hipsters pretty sure none of us would have a problem
e: shank you also have to consider that people would mug you for your suit
feller's gotta wet his whistle
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
it was pretty sub-par
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
all of you are my real family true story
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
i'd take the cheap ass taste of pbr over bud, miller or that goddamn natty ice cats used to drink over there
Lemme see if I can find it
so let's just go ahead and prune the entire academic community of the ability to reproduce
it's one of the only times the addage "desperate times call for desperate measures" actually applies
ON THE ONE HAND no kids
ON THE OTHER HAND no pregnancy
seems like a pretty fair deal to me
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
halfway to drunk in, what, three dollars?
i dunno why you'd waste your time with beer
e: true story during project manhattan they couldn't get real liquor so they made hunch punch with lab alcohol
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Is that where they just throw shit in and take calculated guess as to when it ferments just right?
no
that's where you take 200 proof lab alcohol and throw in fruit juice until it's palatable
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.