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GVP: Myths & Legends Poll Thread

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    sometimes i picture you as mr. satan from DBZ

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2009
    anyone who votes for themselves is banned this applies retroactively giving me all the power

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hah, suckers, I've never had an entry and thus can't vote for myself

    gonna be the last one standing

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I never voted for myself!

    In the first battle I voted for blankspace and in the second one I voted for munch!

    technicalities, dogg

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    sometimes i picture you as mr. satan from DBZ

    nah I am hells of classier

    see I am drinking a martini

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    (this picture is also on my credit card because I'm a stud)

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    We will be the last one standing.

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  • MarkGoodhartMarkGoodhart Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    If I've learned anything from these things, I have learned that Graphic Violence loves puns and quirky concepts. Also that sticking any noun infront of the word 'mafia' makes for goodness.
    Space Mafia!
    Sasquatch Mafia!
    Goldfish Mafia!
    Pantyhose Mafia!
    Google Mafia!

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  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Seriously these polls are the saddest part of the contests

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    look I just really like putting the word mafia at the end of things

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Shut up mafia

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    however the word mafia can't even save a faynor post

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thane wrote: »
    Seriously these polls are the saddest part of the contests

    not for me!

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  • MarkGoodhartMarkGoodhart Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    Thane wrote: »
    Seriously these polls are the saddest part of the contests

    not for me!

    I cut myself.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hey everyone had pretty rad entries

    just none as rad as mine!

    guess which my second favorite was

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Terrible Mafia
    TLB is the head

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    CorporateLogo jealousy is unbecoming of you

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  • MarkGoodhartMarkGoodhart Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I spent a day at work coming up with designs for The Space Mafia for no good reason.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no it is a very good reason

    because I could use those designs when JACK OF THE SECOND DIMENSION becomes a thing

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TLB what is that i want to write it

    am i the worst writer or the best writer for wanting to write other people's stuff

    oh god i'm a fanfic writer aren't i

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it was the thing I created for the very first contest here for wacky silver age origins

    (it totally won)

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=11112474&postcount=67

    is the post

    also there ain't nothing wrong with wanting to write other people's stuff

    when I was still in school, everytime I got to read another person's screenplay I'd make notes to myself of how I would have written it better

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    What about your screenplay from middle school, TLB

    Can I revise that

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no I'd like someone talented to do that

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TLB I have talent pouring out of my pores

    constantly irradiating talent

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no that is acne

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My face is actually quite clear! It is nice. I've never had many problems with acne.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    my acne is filled with talent instead of smelly pus

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    couldn't it have both

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  • MarkGoodhartMarkGoodhart Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Amazingly after 15 years of having acne, I have never had a desire to smell the puss. Is it smelly?

    <-- Face like the surface of the moon.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That's uh

    that's pretty gross

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    welp
    voting for the gnome

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2009
    I won without a pun!

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I can't make a hero without a pun name
    It's too much fun

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am pretty sure I didn't use any puns

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    TLB I want you to know that the line about his powers and abilities is the best thing I've ever read

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    wiggin's right
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it is a line I enjoy yes

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I read it as if someone was telling me this and was incredulous that I couldn't figure it out

    "What powers? He's a fucking chupacabra what do you think his powers are?"

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    that is exactly how it was meant to be read

    also dangit I don't have enough of a margin of victory

    need to whore myself out

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no one else has a chance of winning
    you have twice as many votes as the runner up

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    but it is not a proper massacre unless I have over 50% of the votes

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    TLB if your ego gets to be anywhere near Alex Ross levels did you give Munch a contingency plan to save everyone?

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