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GVP: Myths & Legends Poll Thread

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    pfft like I'd let anyone topple me when I am at my greatest

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  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No.

    If TLB is going out, hes taking everyone with him

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm picturing the end of Once Upon a Time in the West.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    No the way I go out is like the 3rd act of Death Wish 3 if you are going on Bronson movie terms

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So, this is what I should have entered:
    antimatterlabs (10:17:28 PM): how about a team based on the twelve labors of hercules
    antimatterlabs (10:17:40 PM): or a zodiac team
    alexpro630 (10:17:44 PM): oh
    alexpro630 (10:17:49 PM): I like the twelve labors
    alexpro630 (10:17:51 PM): or
    alexpro630 (10:18:01 PM): who was the dude who assigned the labors to hercules
    alexpro630 (10:18:27 PM): he has all those powers
    alexpro630 (10:18:42 PM): so at will he could make his arm the hydra's heads
    alexpro630 (10:18:52 PM): or he could have the strength of the nemean lion
    antimatterlabs (10:19:00 PM): and is perpetually filthy
    alexpro630 (10:19:05 PM): no
    antimatterlabs (10:19:09 PM): and can only be cleaned by being tossed into a river
    alexpro630 (10:19:12 PM): uh
    alexpro630 (10:19:16 PM): I was working on one for that
    alexpro630 (10:19:22 PM): there are the man-eating horses
    alexpro630 (10:19:25 PM): the arrow-birds
    alexpro630 (10:19:40 PM): the stables one...
    alexpro630 (10:19:49 PM): he has an overpowering aroma
    antimatterlabs (10:19:53 PM): he excretes filth
    alexpro630 (10:20:18 PM): he can be cerberus
    alexpro630 (10:20:23 PM): 's head
    alexpro630 (10:20:28 PM): instead of his own head
    alexpro630 (10:20:34 PM): three heads
    antimatterlabs (10:20:42 PM): three dog heads
    antimatterlabs (10:20:45 PM): that can regenerate
    alexpro630 (10:20:46 PM): no
    antimatterlabs (10:20:47 PM): like the hydra
    alexpro630 (10:20:52 PM): no, he gets the hydra arm
    alexpro630 (10:20:56 PM): he only gets one at a time
    antimatterlabs (10:21:30 PM): what about the amazon girdle, gender bending or what
    alexpro630 (10:21:37 PM): no
    alexpro630 (10:21:42 PM): I was reading up on that
    alexpro630 (10:21:48 PM): it is a magic girdle
    alexpro630 (10:21:51 PM): what does it do?
    antimatterlabs (10:22:04 PM): strength, maybe
    antimatterlabs (10:22:07 PM): given by ares
    alexpro630 (10:22:13 PM): yeah
    alexpro630 (10:22:27 PM): but he already has a ton of strong things
    antimatterlabs (10:22:38 PM): here we go, The girdle was a waist belt from Ares that signified her authority as queen of the Amazons.
    antimatterlabs (10:22:42 PM): mind control
    alexpro630 (10:22:49 PM): Eurystheus
    alexpro630 (10:22:53 PM): that is the dude
    alexpro630 (10:22:56 PM): that is his name
    1. hydra arm
    2. cerberus heads
    3. lion strength
    4. man-eating horse head
    5. arrow bird wings
    6. boar tusks
    7. bull horns (different from lion)
    8. golden stag horns that grant the dude super speed (golden hind)
    9. power over hooved animals (geyron)
    10. stench of those dog nasty stables
    11. apples of overpowering joy
    12. Amazon girdle of mind control
    alexpro630 (10:29:30 PM): uh
    alexpro630 (10:29:38 PM): maze power or something
    alexpro630 (10:29:42 PM): because the minotaur
    antimatterlabs (10:29:42 PM): what
    antimatterlabs (10:29:48 PM): that wasn't freaking hercules
    antimatterlabs (10:29:55 PM): that was theseus
    alexpro630 (10:29:55 PM): it was the cretan bull
    alexpro630 (10:30:26 PM): we can't have bull strength boar strength and lion strength
    antimatterlabs (10:30:31 PM): the cretan bull was the bull Pasiphae fell in love with
    alexpro630 (10:27:20 PM): apples
    alexpro630 (10:27:26 PM): are the apples of joy
    alexpro630 (10:27:40 PM): overpowering joy
    antimatterlabs (10:27:48 PM): Orgasm joy
    alexpro630 (10:27:51 PM): sure
    antimatterlabs (10:27:51 PM): i don't know
    antimatterlabs (10:25:34 PM): 9. is a stampede?
    alexpro630 (10:25:39 PM): for what?
    alexpro630 (10:25:46 PM): the cattle?
    antimatterlabs (10:25:47 PM): obtain the cattle of geryon
    antimatterlabs (10:25:49 PM): yes
    alexpro630 (10:26:01 PM): he should become like geyron
    antimatterlabs (10:26:19 PM): geryon stinks
    alexpro630 (10:26:44 PM): yes well
    alexpro630 (10:26:48 PM): that's his tenth power
    alexpro630 (10:26:52 PM): 10. stench
    alexpro630 (10:32:25 PM): dang this is deep
    alexpro630 (10:32:33 PM): we put a lot of time into this
    antimatterlabs (10:32:39 PM): basically, if you don't win the competition will be good
    antimatterlabs (10:32:44 PM): TLB
    alexpro630 (10:32:49 PM): hmm
    antimatterlabs (10:32:53 PM): or Munch
    alexpro630 (10:33:00 PM): wait am I entering this
    antimatterlabs (10:33:11 PM): if you don't I will hold it against you for the rest of your life

    And he would have been drawn like he was on red-figure pottery and I am going to hold this against myself for the rest of my life

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    dang I am glad you didn't enter

    I'd have voted for that if it was written up nicely

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    who am I kidding, I'd still vote for myself because I'm awesome

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    dang I am glad you didn't enter

    I'd have voted for that if it was written up nicely

    Thanks, TLB
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    who am I kidding, I'd still vote for myself because I'm awesome

    :x

    Also, what's the next theme gonna be?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    there is gonna be a vote for it

    depending on the theme I may or may not enter it

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    No the way I go out is like the 3rd act of Death Wish 3 if you are going on Bronson movie terms

    You know, they made a video game of that.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    143999 wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    No the way I go out is like the 3rd act of Death Wish 3 if you are going on Bronson movie terms

    You know, they made a video game of that.

    of course I know about the death wish 3 video game

    it was ridiculous

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  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    ridiculously awesome?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    it was pretty much Commodore 64 Double Dragon but with rocket launchers and modified elephant guns

    so yes

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2009
    hey guys, remember that just because you lost doesn't mean your shit needs to disappear into the ether

    you could always have juan chupacabra face off against that twelve labors dude

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    not on my watch

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    plus he'd be a lot better fighting jack of the second dimension

    those ideas mesh better

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i think mine has the potential to be like a cross between punisher and se7en

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I keep reading "Jack Off the Second Dimension" there.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That is far too subtle a joke for TLB!

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    alright now that's enough of you

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    How the hell did I get more votes than the Mythbusters?

    Wait a sec... I'm in second place! Yay!

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  • MarkGoodhartMarkGoodhart Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Clearly Chupacaqbra should team up with La Parka. Clearly.

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I voted for you because I like mafia stories, I like femme fatales, and I think the idea of glass manipulation is cool.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    MarkGoodhart wrote: »
    Clearly Chupacaqbra should team up with La Parka. Clearly.

    the world would not know what to do with something so grand

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    I voted for you because I like mafia stories, I like femme fatales, and I think the idea of glass manipulation is cool.

    Oh right. Thanks :)

    I loved Mask's idea. Especially Harriet and the underground railroad connecting every city in the US. That's got a lot of potential I think. Very Neverwhere. Plus any team where the two female members are a devout christian who experiences visions and a world famous voodoo priestess is going to have plenty of tension!

    *edit* Hahaha clicking on my villain link brings you to a post of me praising Mask's idea :P

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    just need one more vote to feel good about myself

    come on guys

    one more vote

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  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Hey guys, why don't you vote for the MantiCorps

    i mean, it doesn't have any votes, and TLB has already won

    IT WON'T BE LIKE YOUR STEALING THEM OR ANYTHING

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no guys come on

    a vote for tlb is a vote for a sure thing

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    clearly this vote is rigged for my idea is the best

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Thane wrote: »
    Hey guys, why don't you vote for the MantiCorps

    i mean, it doesn't have any votes, and TLB has already won

    IT WON'T BE LIKE YOUR STEALING THEM OR ANYTHING

    because it's terrible, that's why
    never again

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    quoth I will let you in on a secret

    if I wasn't in this contest I would vote for you

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    damn you and your goat sucker

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I was between Scarlet Fever and Hammurabi, to be honest.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    look somehow I could work Charles Bronson into your idea quoth

    that is how I knew it was second best

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Guys, look. Today is my birthday, and I only want one thing: For TLB to shut the Hell up about the votes.

    So please, vote for EL CHUPACABRA: ACE DETECTIVE.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    seriously guys do you want to disappoint munch on his birthday

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    hey nobody voted for me on MY birthday

    ffffff

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    well see the thing is

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited September 2009
    vote's closed, YOU ALL CAN SEE WHO WON

    tomorrow we'll deal with the other stuff

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    you know

    you'd think the second victory wouldn't be as great as the first

    but you'd be dead wrong

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