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Allergies dag nabit

StoverStover Registered User regular
edited September 2009 in Social Entropy++
So for the past 6 months I have woken up each morning with my nose stuffed most unpleasantly. After having used enough decongestants to make all the meth in the American midwest, I went to a doctor. The doctor suggested that it might be allergies and ran a blood test.

Boy howdy, she was right. I am allergic to the following:

Cats
Dogs
Dust mites
More kinds of grass than I knew existed
All kinds of trees

ffffffffffffffff.

This thread is here to discuss how allergies ruin your quality of life and allow you to whine about illnesses with other legitimately sick people.

tl;dr: I am allergic to the following:
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and want to discuss it among the internets.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I am not allergic to anything. It owns.

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I thought I was allergic to cats and dogs, then last year I moved from Washington to Arizona and discovered that cats are awesome and I am allergic to anything that is green and grows.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i have one allergy but i have no idea to what

    sometimes i'll just bust out in hives and get chest pains

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    Kids are all "Save the environment!" and then they find out about allergies and they are all "BURN IT TO THE GROUND"

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    i have one allergy but i have no idea to what

    sometimes i'll just bust out in hives and get chest pains

    You're allergic to the absence of semen in and on you.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't have any environmental allergies, however, I'm pretty allergic to Demerol, it has a nasty effect of killing me. Or at least causing my breathing to cease up, thankfully there's only been one case and that was nineteen years ago.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    I am not allergic to anything. It owns.

    that sounds like a challenge

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My allergies turned out to be cancer.
    So now I don't have allergies!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am allergic to spring and early summertime

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    I am not allergic to anything. It owns.

    that sounds like a challenge

    bring it, bitch

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    I am not allergic to anything. It owns.

    that sounds like a challenge

    bring it, bitch

    are you allergic to the accidental insertion of knives in your face? i bet you are.

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    My allergies turned out to be cancer.
    So now I don't have allergies!

    Well this isn't a cancer thread now is it.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    i have one allergy but i have no idea to what

    sometimes i'll just bust out in hives and get chest pains

    you're allergic to uncertainty

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    are you allergic to the accidental insertion of knives in your face? i bet you are.

    nope, might feel a little bit ticklish, but wouldn't call that an allergic reaction

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    redhead wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    i have one allergy but i have no idea to what

    sometimes i'll just bust out in hives and get chest pains

    you're allergic to uncertainty

    congratulations, you're cured

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    no allergies whatsoever
    going to your grandparents' farm as a child will do that 8-)

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Stover wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    My allergies turned out to be cancer.
    So now I don't have allergies!

    Well this isn't a cancer thread now is it.

    The thing I said was about allergies as well as cancer
    I am on topic
    Stop persecuting me, facist

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Sometimes an allergy plays to your benefit. Like how I was able to force my roommate to get rid of his cat.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    question for the OP: are you also a ginger

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm allergic to cigarette smoke in that I have a mild form of asthma that goes batshit crazy around irritants like smokes or grass.

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Stover wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    My allergies turned out to be cancer.
    So now I don't have allergies!

    Well this isn't a cancer thread now is it.

    The thing I said was about allergies as well as cancer
    I am on topic
    Stop persecuting me, facist

    You want to see fascism, I will break out my fascism stick.

    You haven't seen fascism until you have seen my fascism stick.
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    question for the OP: are you also a ginger

    No sir I am actually a person.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Stover wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Stover wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    My allergies turned out to be cancer.
    So now I don't have allergies!

    Well this isn't a cancer thread now is it.

    The thing I said was about allergies as well as cancer
    I am on topic
    Stop persecuting me, facist

    You want to see fascism, I will break out my fascism stick.

    You haven't seen fascism until you have seen my fascism stick.

    When I went back and reread my post, for a moment I thought I'd written faggot instead of facist

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    facist: a hater of faces

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your fascist stick.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    let's have some fun, this reich is sick, i wanna take a ride of your fascist stick

    JAH

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    JAWOHL MUTTERBUMSER

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    don't think too much, just blitz them quick

    i wanna take a ride on your fascist stick

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    i have a mild allergy to dustmites, but that hasn't really been a problem since our house is tiled and wood-panelled in all but one room. Also I like to keep things clean and not live in filth.

    Not being a lazy, filthy slob helps, is what I'm saying.

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    Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Lass uns etwas Spass haben, dieses Reich ist krass, Ich möchte auf deinem Faschistenstab reiten.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    oh god what have i started

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm allergic to Marijuana.

    My eyes start crying and my nose starts running. I also get really, really irritable.

    I also get this with certain pollens, and it's worse if I', living with pets, but it's over all pretty mild. But goddamn do I hate MJ.

    Also, Bee Stings and Aspirin can kill me. I wear a bracelet and everything.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    apparently weed puts pooro into a COMA

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Fab gets a boner every time he gets high

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    fab is a silly, silly person

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I don't know what I'm allergic to but I have to take claritin pretty much every day

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm allergic to:

    Pollen
    Dog and Cat and every furry animal dander
    dust
    mold
    grasses
    fish with gills(I go into anaphylactic shock! But I can eat shell fish)
    mildly lactose intolerant
    some perfumes and body sprays

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Imagine being allergic to

    The Internet

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I am allergic to furry animals

    then my mum became a wildlife carer and we also posses a breed of dog that is very bad for allergies

    this dog is the greatest so I play with it alot and then I gotta wash up every time

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    sevencursessevencurses Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    My son has a hand full of allergies. Things like peanuts, tree nuts, dogs, cats, dust, mold, grass, trees and his sweat. He's on a couple of medications and he gets an allergy shot every week. He also gets a new kind of allergy shot called Xolair every other week. It's three injections and they're the consistency of Karo syrup. They seem to hurt pretty bad while he's getting them but they have worked better than anything else he's been on. It feels like a lot for a ten year old kid to have to deal with but then I think of my friend's 24 year old son with the stage 3 brain tumor and it doesn't seem so bad. It kind of puts things in perspective, you know?

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I'm not allergic to anything and if I ever become allergic to something I will stop being a pussy and then not be allergic anymore

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