Allergies dag nabit

Stover

So for the past 6 months I have woken up each morning with my nose stuffed most unpleasantly. After having used enough decongestants to make all the meth in the American midwest, I went to a doctor. The doctor suggested that it might be allergies and ran a blood test.

Boy howdy, she was right. I am allergic to the following:

Cats
Dogs
Dust mites
More kinds of grass than I knew existed
All kinds of trees

ffffffffffffffff.

This thread is here to discuss how allergies ruin your quality of life and allow you to whine about illnesses with other legitimately sick people.

tl;dr: I am allergic to the following:

and want to discuss it among the internets.

Run Run Run

I am not allergic to anything. It owns.

Arrath

I thought I was allergic to cats and dogs, then last year I moved from Washington to Arizona and discovered that cats are awesome and I am allergic to anything that is green and grows.

Mr. Henry Bemis

i have one allergy but i have no idea to what

sometimes i'll just bust out in hives and get chest pains

Munkus Beaver

Kids are all "Save the environment!" and then they find out about allergies and they are all "BURN IT TO THE GROUND"

Butters

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

i have one allergy but i have no idea to what

sometimes i'll just bust out in hives and get chest pains

You're allergic to the absence of semen in and on you.

Wallhitter

I don't have any environmental allergies, however, I'm pretty allergic to Demerol, it has a nasty effect of killing me. Or at least causing my breathing to cease up, thankfully there's only been one case and that was nineteen years ago.

Nuzak

Run Run Run wrote: »

I am not allergic to anything. It owns.

that sounds like a challenge

Lord Dave

My allergies turned out to be cancer.
So now I don't have allergies!

Dichotomy

I am allergic to spring and early summertime

Run Run Run

Nuzak wrote: »

Run Run Run wrote: »

I am not allergic to anything. It owns.

that sounds like a challenge

bring it, bitch

Wallhitter

Run Run Run wrote: »

Nuzak wrote: »

Run Run Run wrote: »

I am not allergic to anything. It owns.

that sounds like a challenge

bring it, bitch

are you allergic to the accidental insertion of knives in your face? i bet you are.

Stover

Lord Dave wrote: »

My allergies turned out to be cancer.
So now I don't have allergies!

Well this isn't a cancer thread now is it.

redhead

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

i have one allergy but i have no idea to what

sometimes i'll just bust out in hives and get chest pains

you're allergic to uncertainty

Run Run Run

Wallhitter wrote: »

are you allergic to the accidental insertion of knives in your face? i bet you are.

nope, might feel a little bit ticklish, but wouldn't call that an allergic reaction

redhead

redhead wrote: »

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

i have one allergy but i have no idea to what

sometimes i'll just bust out in hives and get chest pains

you're allergic to uncertainty

congratulations, you're cured

autono-wally, erotibot300

no allergies whatsoever
going to your grandparents' farm as a child will do that 8-)

Lord Dave

Stover wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

My allergies turned out to be cancer.
So now I don't have allergies!

Well this isn't a cancer thread now is it.

The thing I said was about allergies as well as cancer
I am on topic
Stop persecuting me, facist

Butters

Sometimes an allergy plays to your benefit. Like how I was able to force my roommate to get rid of his cat.

TheySlashThem

question for the OP: are you also a ginger

Munkus Beaver

I'm allergic to cigarette smoke in that I have a mild form of asthma that goes batshit crazy around irritants like smokes or grass.

Stover

Lord Dave wrote: »

Stover wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

My allergies turned out to be cancer.
So now I don't have allergies!

Well this isn't a cancer thread now is it.

The thing I said was about allergies as well as cancer
I am on topic
Stop persecuting me, facist

You want to see fascism, I will break out my fascism stick.

You haven't seen fascism until you have seen my fascism stick.

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

question for the OP: are you also a ginger

No sir I am actually a person.

Lord Dave

Stover wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

Stover wrote: »

Lord Dave wrote: »

My allergies turned out to be cancer.
So now I don't have allergies!

Well this isn't a cancer thread now is it.

The thing I said was about allergies as well as cancer
I am on topic
Stop persecuting me, facist

You want to see fascism, I will break out my fascism stick.

You haven't seen fascism until you have seen my fascism stick.

When I went back and reread my post, for a moment I thought I'd written faggot instead of facist

Mr. Henry Bemis

facist: a hater of faces

Wallhitter

this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your fascist stick.

Mr. Henry Bemis

let's have some fun, this reich is sick, i wanna take a ride of your fascist stick

JAH

TheySlashThem

JAWOHL MUTTERBUMSER

Mr. Henry Bemis

don't think too much, just blitz them quick

i wanna take a ride on your fascist stick

Tweaked_Bat_

i have a mild allergy to dustmites, but that hasn't really been a problem since our house is tiled and wood-panelled in all but one room. Also I like to keep things clean and not live in filth.

Not being a lazy, filthy slob helps, is what I'm saying.

Run Run Run

Lass uns etwas Spass haben, dieses Reich ist krass, Ich möchte auf deinem Faschistenstab reiten.

Wallhitter

oh god what have i started

Fishman

I'm allergic to Marijuana.

My eyes start crying and my nose starts running. I also get really, really irritable.

I also get this with certain pollens, and it's worse if I', living with pets, but it's over all pretty mild. But goddamn do I hate MJ.

Also, Bee Stings and Aspirin can kill me. I wear a bracelet and everything.

Mr. Henry Bemis

apparently weed puts pooro into a COMA

Dr.Funkenstein

Fab gets a boner every time he gets high

Mr. Henry Bemis

fab is a silly, silly person

seizureorbs

I don't know what I'm allergic to but I have to take claritin pretty much every day

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

I'm allergic to:

Pollen
Dog and Cat and every furry animal dander
dust
mold
grasses
fish with gills(I go into anaphylactic shock! But I can eat shell fish)
mildly lactose intolerant
some perfumes and body sprays

Tweaked_Bat_

Imagine being allergic to

The Internet

The Black Hunter

I am allergic to furry animals

then my mum became a wildlife carer and we also posses a breed of dog that is very bad for allergies

this dog is the greatest so I play with it alot and then I gotta wash up every time

sevencurses

My son has a hand full of allergies. Things like peanuts, tree nuts, dogs, cats, dust, mold, grass, trees and his sweat. He's on a couple of medications and he gets an allergy shot every week. He also gets a new kind of allergy shot called Xolair every other week. It's three injections and they're the consistency of Karo syrup. They seem to hurt pretty bad while he's getting them but they have worked better than anything else he's been on. It feels like a lot for a ten year old kid to have to deal with but then I think of my friend's 24 year old son with the stage 3 brain tumor and it doesn't seem so bad. It kind of puts things in perspective, you know?

Daric

I'm not allergic to anything and if I ever become allergic to something I will stop being a pussy and then not be allergic anymore