goddamn japanese heathens don't know shit about halloween, so i dunno what im gonna do. i picked up some sweet fighter pilot goggles for $10 at a flea market so maybe ill do something vaguely steampunk or something?
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MrMonroepassed outon the floor nowRegistered Userregular
edited September 2009
I think I'm just going to reprise a costume this year because I can't think of any better ones than the ones I've done so far
it's down to Sherlock Holmes or the "I wonder where my fish did go" guy from the monty python sketch
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with parts made in Japan, I am the modern man
Me.
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First of all, you are supposed to be jon stewart.
Then you were all "I'll be hanging out with this hot Jew"
Which doesn't make sense because you are already Jon Stewart!
So I said "but wait, that doesn't make sense I'm supposed to be Colbert!", meaning, why would you be kissing a jewish guy if I am Colbert, a catholic.
Do you see?
Me!
edit: dammit, dubh
Lies!
then find a house party that won't get busted
don't dress up like a slut
Here? I continue to pretend I am an innocent little high-schooler.
Dammit Colbert you ruin everything and after all I gave you???
You are lucky you haven't seen our Twilight spin-off.
I don't need you, Stewart
Which brings us to tonight's word
Independence
Do you still have that PM?
it's down to Sherlock Holmes or the "I wonder where my fish did go" guy from the monty python sketch
Fuck you Britain
Also Monroe go as Sherlock you'll get ladies.
We can share. Trade off a high-five. It's less gay if we high-five, I hear.
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I need Halloween plans!
gonna draw the line here
riiiiiiight
here
It depends on my ability to get a whip.
crash that shit
all like
"muse is here bitch deal with it"
Okay, so we need to figure out how to get down to New Orleans
Then we hang out with Bryar
and I will likely make up an excuse as to why I won't go
wait, I got it already. Halloween comes on a day that I work 2-10 pm
I still can't get over the fact that he's named after vegetation.
if you're going to go as a zombie
go as the zombie of a historical figure
zombie Lincoln is probably my grandest halloween achievement to date
plus I got to hang out with zombie Castro and zombie Lenin all night
Once a dude names his kid Aryan Race anything is fair game, be it vegetation, animal, or mineral.
Fairly cop out for me, it's just me in an apron.
Yeah you're good at that.
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Didn't catch that.