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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    pinenut_canary wrote: »
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    oh my god

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    pinenut_canary wrote: »
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.

    oh my god

    i reported that post for awesome.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shankill Butcher wrote: »
    doorbell and I were in a bagel shop yesterday and a guy walks in and goes up to the counter behind us

    the guy manning the counter just goes "man, you look JUST like gary busey." the customer laughs nervously and tries to change the subject but the bagelman just says "no, seriously, you look exactly like him!"

    I mean

    owch

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    there hasn't been a slow flush toilet that i've pooped in that has not clogged due to one of my poops

    i'm a little proud of that

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    having ibs has led to awful situations because dear god public restrooms are awful

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

    Before they demolished the Kingdome, I once went to the men's restroom (I don't go to many ballgames and hadn't been there in a few years) and started pissing into this funky circular urinal that I realized was a communal sink halfway through. I decided the best course of action was to just finish up and leave without making a fuss.

    bahaha

    this is wonderful

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  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Awww man. People liking my poop story. Today's a good day.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

    Before they demolished the Kingdome, I once went to the men's restroom (I don't go to many ballgames and hadn't been there in a few years) and started pissing into this funky circular urinal that I realized was a communal sink halfway through. I decided the best course of action was to just finish up and leave without making a fuss.

    bahaha

    this is wonderful

    actually have done this before too

    the good thing is so many people are drunk off $8 beers they don't even notice because they're peeing into potted plants

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    pinenut_canary wrote: »
    Awww man. People liking my poop story. Today's a good day.

    your poop story is on the awesome posts forum now.

    Metzger Meister on
  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    pinenut_canary wrote: »
    Awww man. People liking my poop story. Today's a good day.

    your poop story is on the awesome posts forum now.

    And it's been sigged by Pipthefair! I am swooning.

    Edit: fuckin totp

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    and now pips sig is way too fuckin tall

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

    Before they demolished the Kingdome, I once went to the men's restroom (I don't go to many ballgames and hadn't been there in a few years) and started pissing into this funky circular urinal that I realized was a communal sink halfway through. I decided the best course of action was to just finish up and leave without making a fuss.

    bahaha

    this is wonderful

    actually have done this before too

    the good thing is so many people are drunk off $8 beers they don't even notice because they're peeing into potted plants

    yeah, as far as I could tell no one noticed and the bathroom definitely wasn't empty

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wait, is it too tall?

    damnit

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crushed by the weight of pip's sig

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fatty

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I was gonna say don't tell me pip got rid of the one about fucking a dog

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once walked into the ladies room at a rays game

    and stood there for 2 minutes before I noticed the lack of urinals and the large amount of women

    I wish I could say I was drunk, but sadly I was just dumb

    Before they demolished the Kingdome, I once went to the men's restroom (I don't go to many ballgames and hadn't been there in a few years) and started pissing into this funky circular urinal that I realized was a communal sink halfway through. I decided the best course of action was to just finish up and leave without making a fuss.

    bahaha

    this is wonderful

    actually have done this before too

    the good thing is so many people are drunk off $8 beers they don't even notice because they're peeing into potted plants

    yeah, as far as I could tell no one noticed and the bathroom definitely wasn't empty

    they were all too stunned that you could urinate on your own

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I hate those urinals that looks like pig troughs.

    Rinder on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh god, them things is disgusting

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    So now someone has to find that video of the frat dude diving face first into that trough brimming with piss

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hobnail wrote: »
    So now someone has to find that video of the frat dude diving face first into that trough brimming with piss

    No

    No one has to do that

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    best bar bathroom i've been in:
    2-person trough and a single toilet
    no stall around the toilet, just a crapper about 3 feet from the sink
    no lock on the main door, this was not a one-person bathroom

    dropped trou with pride

    potatoe on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    man, the urinal trough ain't a thing
    you're just pissing in it, not washing your face

    Druhim on
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    man, the urinal trough ain't a thing
    you're just pissing in it, not washing your face

    Or are we?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    man, the urinal trough ain't a thing
    you're just pissing in it, not washing your face

    You just like them because they make starting a circle jerk easier

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    plus it's a good way to make friends!

    potatoe on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    busterk i am sorry for the ruckus i caused in your thread

    i am a toolbag

    let me assure you i will not interrupt further poop situations

    they are like my favorite situations

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    's okay Anjin
    Sometimes I know you just can't help yourself

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    edited October 2009
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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    jesus.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That sure is a sudden change of topic alright.

    Goddamn.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    held a knife to his mother's throat

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Also that video ain't loading for me at work, is there an article?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    held a knife to his mother's throat

    Yeah, shouldn't have been doing this.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2009
    I love the way that was presented "oh man the pigs fucking shot some dude" and then you see the story and yep that's something that'll get you shot alright.

    Tube on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    held a knife to his mother's throat

    yeah
    I mean, it still fucking sucks
    but I don't get people who say, "they should have used other methods"

    uh, and if he'd killed her then there would be an outrage that they allowed him to
    but I guess they should have used that police magic that turns knives into candy

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I love the way that was presented "oh man the pigs fucking shot some dude" and then you see the story and yep that's something that'll get you shot alright.

    teefs

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2009
    I would have been all like "do it son, stab her in the throat. take control of your own destiny"

    Tube on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hiyo, Tube
    how's it going

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