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HWAAAAH! Old martial arts movies! NSF Henchmen!
Metzger Meister
It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
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So, this guy has a whoooole fucking slew of old martial arts flicks on his youtube! THE ENTIRE MOVIES! Including one of my personal favorites, THE STREET FIGHTER, with Sonny Chiba!
There he is holding a man's genitals!
What's your favorite old kung fu movie, SE? I like Enter the Dragon and the aforementioned Street Fighter movies.
edit: now that I examine this guy's youtube, he also has the three stooges, gunsmoke, the beverly hillbillies, dragnet, and a shitload of old horror movies!
So, this guy has a whoooole fucking slew of old martial arts flicks on his youtube! THE ENTIRE MOVIES! Including one of my personal favorites, THE STREET FIGHTER, with Sonny Chiba!
There he is holding a man's genitals!
What's your favorite old kung fu movie, SE? I like Enter the Dragon and the aforementioned Street Fighter movies.
edit: now that I examine this guy's youtube, he also has the three stooges, gunsmoke, the beverly hillbillies, dragnet, and a shitload of old horror movies!
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I think Enter the Dragon or maybe the first Drunken Master are my favorites, though I'm waiting on seeing Master of the Flying Guillotine and 36th Chamber of Shaolin before I make my verdict
edit: i still have not played that game.
An hour of overly cheesy horribly dubbed cheap Kung Fu.
Like, reallly cheap.
Good times.
Of course every time I pick out an awesome horror film it's rented
Jackie Chan Adventures
I think
All that's on youtube is the clip of Old Devil fighting the Watermelon Monster.
Said clip.
It doesn't have any of the truly ridiculous stuff there. Nor does it have the truly awesome fight scenee.
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Also, it's not old, but The Protector is mandatory.
it's also sampled on Liquid Swords, which is awesome
on a related note, this should also be an honorary Wu Tang thread
I refuse to believe a movie can have a scene more ridiculous/awesome than that can not cause the TV to explode.
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what
the crap
you will find this movie for me
now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC2jV8sCv1c
And then my life will be complete.
still haven't watched any of them
Best scene ever made.
All I can do is offer you the next best thing, which is Shaolin Drunkard, which IS on DVD (out of print, I have a copy), and is also on Youtube in its entirety. It has a bunch of the same cast*, in more or less identical roles, and the absurdity and awesomeness is intact.
*The same Chinese cast, that is. The dub changes a few voices.
Keep in mind the dude who directed these went on to choreograph shit like The Matrix; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Kung-Fu Hustle, and so many more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr4EDZypO44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc1Uys8Pujs&feature=PlayList&p=B8BC731D1739B49E&index=2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtIc5gS9sTc&feature=PlayList&p=B8BC731D1739B49E&index=3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Bv0rzMcCo&feature=PlayList&p=B8BC731D1739B49E&index=4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb2dcHRPB7o&feature=PlayList&p=B8BC731D1739B49E&index=5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J27YjbmnZ7w&feature=PlayList&p=B8BC731D1739B49E&index=6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLIJPf13QzQ&feature=PlayList&p=B8BC731D1739B49E&index=7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-1Ag0HmVts&feature=PlayList&p=B8BC731D1739B49E&index=8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOT9YmRkPlE&feature=PlayList&p=B8BC731D1739B49E&index=9
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what the fuck
watch that shit immediately
at least watch Enter the Dragon and Return of the Dragon
if only for the impromptu riffing you can do with that movie
bruce lee is pissed at some japanese cats who are rivaling his school
his natural course of action is to of course provoke them and get most of his school beaten up
but they're totally okay with what happened so long as he leave the fucking country
that's game of death
so then is chinese connection the one where some fat disheveled sweaty guy with glasses gets skewered with a sword? because i definitely remember that being a thing
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quite possibly the fastest kick one could take to the face
fists of fury is a good one too.
That would be Master of the Flying Guillotine, actually
Because I get to post youtube clips of Jackie Chan fight scenes
Shanghai Knights had amazing choreography!
Dragons Forever has the most incredible end fight!
Hell yes it does!
OH WAIT DRUNKEN MASTER 2 OUT OF NOWHERE!
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The downside is that the titles are the Korean titles for Chinese movies, so I'm left with absolute no idea what I'm watching unless I write it down in Korean and ask someone else later. At least once they've shown Project A, because I found it through descriptions of the scenes.
They've never shown this, to my knowledge, more's the pity:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNmWrRUK7k4
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I'd have it on 24/7, every day
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