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My campus is on lockdown

JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
according to the TVs in the student center, there's an "armed intruder" on the University of South Florida campus and the SWAT team is here. also the bomb squad is being called to the library

i am stuck in the student center

wtf should i do? icon_hyper.gif

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    masturbate

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah, might as well go out relaxed

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    start taking hostages

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You mean aside from staying away from windows/doors, staying low, and chilling somewhere a stray bullet is unlikely to find you?

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  • FalxFalx Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    check inventory

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  • Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Find someone attractive and convince them that the two of you need to hide in a closet

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    go north

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    get ye flask

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    stay safe motherfucker

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    try and start an impromtu conga line.

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  • SipexSipex Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    There are so many shooter game jokes that could be made here. I'm a bit overloaded...gimme a sec.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    according to the TVs in the student center, there's an "armed intruder" on the University of South Florida campus and the SWAT team is here. also the bomb squad is being called to the library

    i am stuck in the student center

    wtf should i do? icon_hyper.gif

    yell GO BULLS and start running around like matt grothe

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bend the bullet

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    panic

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    You mean aside from staying away from windows/doors, staying low, and chilling somewhere a stray bullet is unlikely to find you?

    yes

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Take a dump in the toilet
    And put your feet up on the door

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    Bang the hot chick/dude three aisles down, this could be your last chance to not die a virgin

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey this is on CNN right now.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    toke dank nugz

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    USF? Rane finally lost it I guess.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Try not to die

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    actually CNN's website says they've already taken somebody into custody

    so uhhhh make sure you aren't around any bombs?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah, ok, someone's in custody, I guess

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Everyone had excellent responses.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    toke dank nugz

    But these nugz are too dank, for a mere mortal to toke.

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  • SipexSipex Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Put on your bathrobe and mellow down easy.

    +1 to anyone who gets the reference.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man all the interesting things happen after i graduate

    first usf's football team gets good, now there was a dude stalkin' campus with a gun

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    "Don't panic, DON'T PANIC!"

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rule #1: Cardio.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    goddamnit rane

    this is not how you quit being a busdriver

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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I feel like we would be the ones to take charge of a situation like this and either save everyone's lives or end up masturbating in a corner while crying.

    Wait those are the same thing aren't they?

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  • JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    actually CNN's website says they've already taken somebody into custody

    so uhhhh make sure you aren't around any bombs?


    i'm not completely sure, but i dont hear any beeping of ticking


    apparently, according to twitter the guy that isn't in custody has a puppy as a hostage or something

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    goddamnit rane

    this is not how you quit being a busdriver

    That's right.

    This is how you quit being a postman.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    goddamnit rane

    this is not how you quit being a busdriver
    hail to the bus driver

    CHK CHK POW

    bus driver man

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm not sure what to do, I don't play FPS games.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Take cover behind those red barrels.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Joolander wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    actually CNN's website says they've already taken somebody into custody

    so uhhhh make sure you aren't around any bombs?


    i'm not completely sure, but i dont hear any beeping of ticking


    apparently, according to twitter the guy that isn't in custody has a puppy as a hostage or something

    Are you a bad enough dude to save the puppy?

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/10/05/south.florida.intruder/index.html

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    I'm not sure what to do, I don't play FPS games.

    Shoot the nazis with you minigun?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    go north

    The way to the north is blocked by a wall!
    Druhim wrote: »
    get ye flask

    Those damn RA's took your flask at the last kegger. Damned RA's.

    You hear gunshots.

    The choices are:

    > Leave Room
    > Take Hostage
    > Talk
    > Examine

    There are two RA's in the room with you and one television sitting on a table. You are at your laptop.

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