Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
I'm as stiff as granite, here, but how hard does coffee get you?
Things Coffee Goes Well With:
• Orange Juice
• Black Cocks
• Morning Newspaper
Things Coffee Doesn't Need:
• Your Whiny Bitchass
There are many ways to make coffee, and everyone seems to think their faggot face has a method that makes better coffee. They're wrong, of course. I stick to the french press and the percolator! My favorite thing about the percolator is that it works great when you're out camping. My favorite thing about the french press is that it doesn't leave any waste behind (and you can compost coffee grounds!).
Let us discuss our addiction to and need for this fantastic black stuff.
"I don't like coffee because it tastes bitter. I'd rather just drink my friend's ejaculate when I wake up." — Butters
"I know what you mean, dogg, the only way I can drink coffee is if it's half sugar!" — Talon "Jizzmop" Valdez
"Get the fuck out, faggots." — Clint motherfucking Eastwood, because he is a man, and real men drink coffee.