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The greatest mall in all the americas!

SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!!Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
The MALL OF AMERICA!

My wife and I are taking an extended weekend and traveling up to Minnesota to check out the MoA. We've never been there and don't want to miss any of the must-sees in the mall. That's where YOU come in. Tell me things I can/should do at the mall.

Examples include but are not limited to:

- Making love in fountains.
- Spitting on people from above.
- Spitting into the fountains (after and maybe during making love there).
- Making love on people (from above).
- Insulting Vikings fans (like Jordyn the poop-face).

Sadly, I doubt my wife will be kidnapped as we attempt to leave, forcing me to fight through waves of evil records and scalding cups of coffee to reach her captor -- a green, tentacled alien. Oh well. :(

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    malls are the worst place

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Go to Lego Land! It was always my favorite part of the MoA

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Cool. Is the trip solely to visit the Mall of America or are you doing other things?

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait, what.

    There is a Lego Land inside a mall?

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    yeah, no one told me about lego land

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I like malls because thats where hottopic lives and also I can hang out there with my friends and were cool because were young, and at the mall and shopping and it's pretty cool we hang around the fountain and talk on our phones, some of us have iphones but most of my friends cant get one because there parents are poor lol but neways when i grow up i want to live in the mall i wonder if theres a job i can get that can do that like the king of the mall or something maybe i could be the janitor of the mall that would be pretty sweet because then i could sneak my friends in after hours and we could smoke clove cigarettes by the fountain and drink smirnoffs i steal from my parents fridge that'd be so awesome.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i disagree

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Cool. Is the trip solely to visit the Mall of America or are you doing other things?

    Well primarily the mall, but I guess if there are other things in the vicinity, we may check them out too.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    it's no West Edmonton Mall

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i thought you were talking about the mall of the americas

    which is not a very great mall

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    People watching out the wazoo

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have hated MOA ever since they got rid of Camp Snoopy

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    King of Prussia mall, largest mall in the united states of america*.





    * = largest shopping mall on the East Coast of the United States, and the largest shopping mall in the United States of America in terms of leasable retail space.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY

    Dang. I didn't know this was from How I met your Mother

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY

    Dang. I didn't know this was from How I met your Mother

    it's funny, that might be what is throwing you off.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    it's no West Edmonton Mall

    like im just saying we have a waterpark in there, its neat

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You can walk around each of the floors once and then leave because it sucks and it has three or four of the same stores in different locations in it. Also there's a comedy club on the fourth floor I guess? And a Hooters. And an IKEA across the street.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY

    Dang. I didn't know this was from How I met your Mother

    it's funny, that might be what is throwing you off.

    Ah! That explains it.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The Hipsters are going to shit all over this thread.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2009
    but yeah

    KOP > MoA.

    Sorry to break your heart bro.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ugh, people actually take long weekend vacations to come to the Mall of America? What a cesspool. I go there now and then I guess, but it's a terrible place.

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I mean, there's a theme park with some rides that are kind of fun, but you've been to malls where you live, right? Imagine the same thing, just bigger and with more people in it. Don't make the trip just to see a big mall. Do other cool shit in Minnesota, and then go to the mall if you're totally bored.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY

    Dang. I didn't know this was from How I met your Mother

    it's funny, that might be what is throwing you off.

    fuuuck youuuuuu

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    It feels so good to be right.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    ugh, people actually take long weekend vacations to come to the Mall of America? What a cesspool. I go there now and then I guess, but it's a terrible place.

    Yeah, seriously. I usually stop there when I'm in Minneapolis, but I'm always in Minneapolis for other reasons (Vikings game, airport, etc.)

    t Senor, haha Jared Allen is awesome ;-)

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hahaha make love in the fountains! oh Minneapolis you're so kinky

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh, also, you must cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you just made that lake up

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    unintentional wrote: »
    you just made that lake up

    Nu-uh. Prince goes there all the time.

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Nuh-uh! Just ask Apollonia!

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  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Down the street from the Mall is a wildlife sanctuary that was a fun to walk around and look at the wild turkeys.

    http://www.friendsofmnvalley.org/

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    ugh, people actually take long weekend vacations to come to the Mall of America? What a cesspool. I go there now and then I guess, but it's a terrible place.

    Yeah, seriously. I usually stop there when I'm in Minneapolis, but I'm always in Minneapolis for other reasons (Vikings game, airport, etc.)

    t Senor, haha Jared Allen is awesome ;-)

    Gonna walk around with my Rodgers jersey on and see what happens.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I live down the county road from Lake Minnetonka 8-)

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    ugh, people actually take long weekend vacations to come to the Mall of America? What a cesspool. I go there now and then I guess, but it's a terrible place.

    Yeah, seriously. I usually stop there when I'm in Minneapolis, but I'm always in Minneapolis for other reasons (Vikings game, airport, etc.)

    t Senor, haha Jared Allen is awesome ;-)

    Gonna walk around with my Rodgers jersey on and see what happens.

    here let me give it away

    nothing.

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I remember when I went to America we stayed near a mall. We went to the mall a few times and it was quite shocking how giant and over the top everything was.

    Towards the end of our stay, some guy said to us "Don't go there, that mall is small and crappy"

    We were like O_O

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  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    ugh, people actually take long weekend vacations to come to the Mall of America? What a cesspool. I go there now and then I guess, but it's a terrible place.

    Yeah, seriously. I usually stop there when I'm in Minneapolis, but I'm always in Minneapolis for other reasons (Vikings game, airport, etc.)

    t Senor, haha Jared Allen is awesome ;-)

    Gonna walk around with my Rodgers jersey on and see what happens.

    here let me give it away

    nothing.

    Whoa whoa whoa now. Other Cheeseheads may come up and talk to him, that's a thing.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Skittlebrau wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    ugh, people actually take long weekend vacations to come to the Mall of America? What a cesspool. I go there now and then I guess, but it's a terrible place.

    Yeah, seriously. I usually stop there when I'm in Minneapolis, but I'm always in Minneapolis for other reasons (Vikings game, airport, etc.)

    t Senor, haha Jared Allen is awesome ;-)

    Gonna walk around with my Rodgers jersey on and see what happens.

    here let me give it away

    nothing.

    Whoa whoa whoa now. Other Cheeseheads may come up and talk to him, that's a thing.

    Oh good point.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You should go to the zoo!

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  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The basement level of the mall is an aquarium.

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