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what is the appropiate size of truck nuts to have

SwillSwill Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
you meet a friend, what kind of truck size do you expect of him

prom night, hummer limo or a toyota with some letters pulled off

I got someone who needs to know

possible names:

1)rig

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Either a 1 tonne ute, like a Toyota Hilux, or a flatbed light truck, like an Isuzu NPR300.

    Larger sized "pick up trucks" like F350s are for people with incredibly small cocks.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't have any friends with trucks.

    I should get a friend that has a truck, because knowing a guy that has a truck is handy when you need to dump bodies in the desert.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    you meet a friend, what kind of truck size do you expect of him

    prom night, hummer limo or a toyota with some letters pulled off

    I got someone who needs to know

    possible names:

    1)rig

    depends on the kind of guy

    if he's a practical guy of reasonable intelligence, i'd expect a toyota

    i like a toyota truck guy

    the more of a douchebag faggot blowhard a guy is, the bigger i expect his truck to be

    if he's extra high on the cockometer, i know his shit's lifted

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I kind of want a truck, plus since I live out in the boondocks a truck could come in handy. The only issue is the gas as I have a bit of a commute.

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    edited October 2009
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I don't have friends with trucks

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Definitely Toyotas

    they are the best

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I don't have friends with trucks

    I could be that guy for you

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what the hell is this thread even

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have a truck. Wanna fight about it?

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    a guy wants a truck

    you tell him what kind he should get

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mack truck

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    exist wrote: »
    what the hell is this thread even

    vintage_chevrolet_truck_drive_a_chevy_tshirt-p235574365090867109qw9y_400.jpg

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The new Ford Rangers are actually mostly Mazda parts and are supposed to be really super good

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    I have a truck. Wanna fight about it?

    not on the road, no

    my Camry would go down rather quickly

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Seriously, this is fine:

    08-toyota-hilux-fs-s.jpg

    As is stuff like this:

    1690$20ISUZU$20NPR300.jpg

    Got one of these?

    Lifted_Ford_F650_17855_20080123_l.jpg

    You're a fucking cockhead with a penis that can only be seen by elctron microscope.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    swill what kind of truck do you have

    i'd guess toyota but i think you've got some money, so i'm thinking... i dunno, ford, couple years old?

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    holy crap that last truck

    also I don't think swill has a truck at all

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  • RepoxRepox Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    There is no acceptable size of a truck.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    exist wrote: »
    holy crap that last truck

    also I don't think swill has a truck at all

    but he said
    Swill wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I don't have friends with trucks

    I could be that guy for you

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    http://tinyurl.com/ygl3qvm

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    0811_01z+2010_ford_F150_raptor+front_three_quarters_view_sliding_in_sand.jpg

    2010-F150-SVT-Raptor-R-001.jpg

    2010-ford-svt-f-150-raptor2.jpg

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The best part about having a truck is telling somebody no when they ask you to help them move.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh I don't own a truck (or even a car) right now

    just need to make some decisions about people

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    These kids have it right, not too big to be obnoxious, not too small so you can't carry around your boat

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    OHHHHH

    LIKE A ROCK

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    holy crap that last truck

    also I don't think swill has a truck at all

    but he said
    Swill wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I don't have friends with trucks

    I could be that guy for you

    well the thing is I've been in his car and I don't think swill owns two vehicles

    wait swill what

    whose car was that then

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    0811_01z+2010_ford_F150_raptor+front_three_quarters_view_sliding_in_sand.jpg

    2010-F150-SVT-Raptor-R-001.jpg

    2010-ford-svt-f-150-raptor2.jpg

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    exist wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    holy crap that last truck

    also I don't think swill has a truck at all

    but he said
    Swill wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I don't have friends with trucks

    I could be that guy for you

    well the thing is I've been in his car and I don't think swill owns two vehicles

    you fucking oregonians and your backtalk

    so help me i will turn this forum around right now

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I drive a semi truck to work just because I'm that fucking badass.
    Not true, I drive an Impala

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    that was my car

    it got busted up

    I had to sell it for 150 clams, since no parts of it would work

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dude!

    What the hell happened?

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Car commercials never show cars doing things that you're going to have to do

    This car is great for a deserted highway, and check out this sweet air it gets in the desert!

    fuck you, will it get me to work? that's all i really ask

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    i drive one of these

    VO859397.jpg

    well, in theory

    it hasn't been in driving shape in over a year :(

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    edited October 2009
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    the starter didn't work

    this ain't some travesty man, it was a 90 ford tempo
    FOTE8894.jpg

    the old gal just quit

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I remember being impressed by it though

    I can't remember specifically why but it seemed nice

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    i drive one of these

    VO859397.jpg

    well, in theory

    it hasn't been in driving shape in over a year :(

    Yes to the Volvo dude.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I don't have friends with trucks

    I could be that guy for you

    Would you? For me?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    oh man I used to drive a ford tempo. With those automatic seatbelts.

    and the engine that overheated and the missing muffler. awesome.

    re: Trucks.

    I'm still kinda used to the people I know that have large trucks having them because they're farmers and they actually use them. That is ok.

    The bigger the truck, the dirtier it should be on a regular basis.

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