You've never tried a position that wasn't really working out, but you kept trying anyway and you ended up with a muscle cramp? That's what happens for me with the scissoring thing.
you see bro, when a dude and a dude love each other very much, they kiss each other in a special way
right in the pits
then they get married by a minister dressed as freddie mercury
then they place toe rings on each other's pinky toe and they honeymoon in hawaii
i did tell him that i knew a couple who thought they could get pregnant by the dude comin' in the lady's belly button and he gave me this huge 'how could anyone be that stupid' look
It's a couple pages back, but no I don't have to worry about any spring-loaded Fleshlight bombs going off in front of my parents.
I'll open it up at me and my fiancee's Christmas, which is usually the night of the 25th, after we've been to my parents house and her parents house and her grandparents and by that point I am stuffed to the gills with ham. Delicious ham.
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you see bro, when a dude and a dude love each other very much, they kiss each other in a special way
right in the pits
then they get married by a minister dressed as freddie mercury
then they place toe rings on each other's pinky toe and they honeymoon in hawaii
i did tell him that i knew a couple who thought they could get pregnant by the dude comin' in the lady's belly button and he gave me this huge 'how could anyone be that stupid' look
and i thought, yep, he's gonna be ok
oh man, show him some yahoo answers gems just to boost his confidence.
Sorry I've been dead to the world instead of posting lots and lots in this thread and elsewhere. Taking too many classes sucks. Amazon wishlist is in my sig to give you a general idea of the stuff I dig - I'm an artsy fartsy theater person and generally enjoy anything artsy and/or fartsy. I'd say stay away from food, since I've got a whole bunch of dietary restrictions (don't eat corn/soy products for ethical reasons, plus some nasty food allergies). But whatever you get me is awesome. Send me something you think is cool!
Also, I'm gone at the address I gave you from mid-December through late January. If you're sending later than early December and have something time-sensitive, lemme know and I'll get you a correct address.
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aural sex?
Yes. I was enjoying the fruits of my yoga when I sneezed. Ouch.
oral sex
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
successfully, no
we're scissoring
que
it leads to cramps?
i have small experience with it but it never led to cramps
because you're women, see
it doesn't seem like one of those things that you'd be able to get enough leverage to do efficiently
but I suppose I'll never know first hand
unless
satan, if you haven't bought my stuff yet, BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES PLEASE
oh i see
no
no, i basically gave him The Sex Talk because my parents and the catholic school board don't want to do it
explained about safe sex and the perils of homophobia
oh hell yes
did you explain the alabama love gun?
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n..no?
if only my australian friends were here, i thought
you see bro, when a dude and a dude love each other very much, they kiss each other in a special way
right in the pits
then they get married by a minister dressed as freddie mercury
then they place toe rings on each other's pinky toe and they honeymoon in hawaii
satan if you haven't gotten me anything yet I'd like a box of dynagrip fucking christmas-crazy, please
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
ugh no way I hate it when people put their fingers under my cervix
not everyone likes that
i did tell him that i knew a couple who thought they could get pregnant by the dude comin' in the lady's belly button and he gave me this huge 'how could anyone be that stupid' look
and i thought, yep, he's gonna be ok
I'll open it up at me and my fiancee's Christmas, which is usually the night of the 25th, after we've been to my parents house and her parents house and her grandparents and by that point I am stuffed to the gills with ham. Delicious ham.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
oh man, show him some yahoo answers gems just to boost his confidence.
see bro? you will never be this retarded
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
:^:
really, it's making me thirsty
Also, I'm gone at the address I gave you from mid-December through late January. If you're sending later than early December and have something time-sensitive, lemme know and I'll get you a correct address.
satan, if my package is gonna arrive during christmas break, you're gonna need to send it to a different address
have neville or someone tell me and I'll give you an alternate
That's out of stock, unfortunately. Might I interest you in an economy box of dynagrip doing just fine?
should i throw in Stray Cats greatest hits or Spice Girls Greatest Hits?
I just found out the exact date of my moving.
I'm going to be driving across the country for about a week, then arrive at my house on the 1st of Jan.
Sooo...
If you could send my present so it gets there after Jan 1 if you're sending it by courier. Or get the post office to hold onto it for a week or so.
Or just tell me you have it bought and I can tell Nev's that everything allll gooooood.
Stray Cats because they're awesome.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.