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But right now I want to move out. I think they'll annoy me less if I didn't live with them.
tallish, lanky, hair covering the majority of sense organs
i've met two, even.
I fucking love you Anjin
im wombat
Actually no, when my hair was longer, I was shorter
being the youngest and an adult sucks
That is incredible.
You deserve the highest of bro-fives.
it totally is!
they are like the best people
there was a time in my life that I didn't believe this
but now that my bro and I don't live in the same space and we don't ambush fight each other all the damn time, he's a pretty rad guy
i have two younger sisters
and distance has taught me that they are cooler than me
i would have disagreed a year ago before i left for college
tom waits
what does she find appealing about his music? i'm curious. as a huge fan myself.
But then, we all live in the same house again because they are terrible at not fucking their lives up, so
that seems like a story.
alright, so my family on dad's side has this problem. they're all alcoholics and dad's a recovering alcoholic. i can't so much as touch the sauce in this house. it's the reason dad don't like chillin' with his brothers
one night uncle bill stumbles into the house with bruised eyes and blood runnin' out his nose. dad's threshold for anger is short and asks just what the hell has happened
uncle bill recounts the tale of drinking when all of the sudden someone starts talking at length about my brother larry, and says he "scared the shit out of that bitch's old man"
somewhere in dad's mind, the rage music for kill bill starts playing and he drops his thermos and drives to the bar, not even a block or so away from the house
he arrives and starts calling out drunk dudes
a man throws one of those bartop arcade games at dad, and the dude receives an elbow to the face. a bottle is thrown at dad's head, which he dodges and sends the thrower face first into the bar and into a whiskey glass that opens up his face
the man ran, afraid for his life and dad came home lookin' like he killed somebody
turns out the dude who did this was a dude who fucked with my brother, named steve. steve tried to pick a fight with dad some months earlier and dad started yelling borderline crazy shit that apparently scared him away
i remember telling Rankenphile a variation on the tale that didn't involve this because I couldn't make the connection until later talking to dad
i didn't know who he had injured but i remember steve leaving the state and somebody saying he was doing some sort of facial reconstructive surgery
it was only after i had come home and dad explained it to me over some laughs and some coffee
my brother is indeed leagues cooler and more badass than I could ever hope to be
plus he's still really good at getting me in trouble!
you can't tell me a small child singing tom waits wouldn't be the funniest thing
my older cousin (as in elder of the two, he's younger than me) however is totally rad.
hell i didn't get into Waits until i was...19?
my other brother (the middle one) is boss as hell.
she always wanted a girl so she constantly tries interact with me on some sort of daughter level
my name was supposed to be katie
which is the one that you always say is exactly like me
my youngest brother is squandered potential incarnate and will probably amount to nothing
well the oldest one, but just insofar as you both like britpop a whole lot
damn
i wanted to be boss as hell
my dad was so fixed on having a boy that I was very nearly named James regardless
thank you grandma for beating some sense into him
well
the boss as hell brother has this so in the long run you're probably better off
while i lay dreaming
whatever, off to a good start
*fast forward twenty years, kosh's sister is in a smoky west village basement club singing in a rasp as part of a vaudeville show*
damn it why is James Brown's "Paid the cost to be the boss" not on youtube.
what a disgrace
yessssss