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New Super Mario Bros Wii Fanfic

rvcontre78rvcontre78 Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Games and Technology
As he stood up Mario's left knee popped. He really couldn't have been kneeling on the bathroom floor for more than a few moments and yet his legs were already weak. The chili had already collected on the floor and he was playing in it with his bare feet, sweeping the dust off the floor into the piles of spilt chili. It fascinated him that the floor brushed with chili looked cleaner than the surrounding dusty tiles.

He knelt down again and started gathering the chili into a pile that was now obviously filled with dust and dark hair that had been drawn from the surrounding floor. His hands were covered in drying chili and matted hair. He licked his fingers slowly and the texture of the cooked ground beef and tangles of coarse hair was interesting. Not arousing but just different. He often wondered why people would be so distressed when finding hair in their food. Was it just a normal social reaction? He never understood the revulsion against other people's hair and toenails.

In the kitchen, Luigi was still picking the broken shards of glass from between the floor boards. He held the larger chunks in his left hand while scanning the floor with his right. A particularly open seam between boards had allowed a shard to be wedged tightly to the floor and as Luigi brushed against it, it didn't give and he cut the palm of his hand between his middle and ring finger. The pain was much more striking than he would have expected from such a small cut and he screamed.

It must have been a deeper cut than it appeared because blood flowed freely from it. All Luigi could think of though was how his hand felt like someone had given it several paper cuts with a taut grocery bag edge.

From through the bathroom door Mario could hear Luigi and guessed as to what had happened. Still naked he opened the door and walked toward his brother seeing and seemingly smelling the fresh blood. Working at the butcher he knew what beef blood smelled like and this was certainly human blood. It had that copper tinge to it.

"Nintendo!"

"I know that it looks bad, Mario, but it's ok. Just grab me some paper towels ok?" He spoke the lines clearly enough but Mario could tell that Luigi was gritting his teeth.

Mario walked to the sink and grabbed some paper towels. "Let's a go!" He walked back over to where Luigi was sitting on the floor and knelt down next to him handing the paper towels over.

"I guess it was too much for you to put your robe back on, huh." Luigi took the paper towels and pressed them to his bleeding hand and immediately the paper towels were drenched.

Mario looked at the blood on the floor. He knelt lower and pressed his lips to the floor. He began to suck the blood from between the floor boards. Luigi sat, shocked as he watched his naked, chili-stained lover pull blood from between the boards with a sound like that of finishing a milk-shake.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    cool story bro

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  • JudgementJudgement Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    tl;dr Luigi/Mario meets Twilight. Poorly, I might add.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2009
    yeah... no.

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