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Not the 'Jaerb' or 'Jorb', but the DREAM JOB THREAD

vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
edited January 2010 in Social Entropy++
THIS IS FOR JOEUSER FROM MULLY. WHY? CAUSE HE IS RAD!
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I figure why not?



Everyone's gotta work! Everyone's got dreams-

Maybe you only work because you wanna get paid so you can be this guy:
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That's ok


Or maybe your dream job involves is a more academic career, so you can stay in your ivory tower:
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That's ok too!


Mine? My dream job has already been done by someone else. I wanna be this guy:
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Whatever you wanna be when/if you grow up, this is the new thread to talk about it! Dream jobs, imaginary scenarios where money falls from the sky- it's ok to talk about it here.

Let's help each other with resumes, job finding, and general complaining and bitching about what we currently do or don't do to pay the rent. Also this is the place to thank Joe for being responsible for at least 2 forumers getting a job! woohooo thanks to him and everyone who is helping!

Begin!

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    jaaaaeeeeeeoooooorrrb

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I once knew someone who's job was playing with legos to make sure they were fun and could be assembled properly.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Already here.


    I win the thread.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    travel and write about said travels

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    There's some guy in Brazil who gets paid to 'interview' prostitutes for some extremely high scale brothel. I read the article a few weeks ago and was all impressed. Apparently he's some club DJ or some shit and mildly famous, so they asked him to evaluate new recruits for their agency. What a gig.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited December 2009
    I dunno

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i think if i dispelled all notions of wanting to change/help the world, I would gladly be a history professor. write some books that are actually readable and make me some decent change, travel a lot

    not to say that a history professor couldn't make an impact of some sort, i guess, just not a very direct one

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sheri wrote: »
    Photographer.

    I thought you wanted to be a Disney princess and live in the castle?

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Space Chef

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Photographer.

    I thought you wanted to be a Disney princess and live in the castle?

    No, that's silly.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my dream job

    Jeremy-Clarkson.aspx

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My dream job is university professor of evolutionary biology with a lab to study the evolution of invertebrates

    i am currently working on making this real

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Someday I want to get a job at Valve.

    And as a more reasonable goal, I want to make successful flash games.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arch wrote: »
    My dream job is university professor of evolutionary biology with a lab to study the evolution of invertebrates

    i am currently working on making this real

    yes! this is a good dream job I want you to hire me in your lab

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Someday I want to get a job at Valve.

    And as a more reasonable goal, I want to make successful flash games.

    sorry Geek already did that one, gotta pick a new one

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'd be pretty thrilled if Harkins called me but I know they won't.

    Arby's might be hiring too I gotta check that out.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arch wrote: »
    My dream job is university professor of evolutionary biology with a lab to study the evolution of invertebrates

    i am currently working on making this real

    yes! this is a good dream job I want you to hire me in your lab

    it will be several years from now! but i will consider it!

    get your own lab!

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well I'm actively working towards what I want to do with my life.

    I'm 3 courses and 20 hours of observation away from doing my student teaching practicum.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    building planeesssss

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Something musical.
    Really anything.

    Like, being a janitor is not the best job.

    But being the singing janitor?
    That is an awesome job.
    Just moppin' n' dancin' n' singin'.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my dream job is lottery winner

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    building planeesssss

    are you talking about designing or manufacturing cause the manufacturing side really isn't as great as it sounds

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  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Something musical.
    Really anything.

    Like, being a janitor is not the best job.

    But being the singing janitor?
    That is an awesome job.
    Just moppin' n' dancin' n' singin'.

    Chimney sweep!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I want to work for DARPA and make a bio/chem weapon then kills people in a hilarious way. Like you shit out your lungs or perhaps your tongue explodes and then you starve to death.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arch wrote: »

    get your own lab!

    you're ice cold buddy. you know my lab will be nothing but bees. how will I get anything done with so much honey surrounding me?

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    building planeesssss

    are you talking about designing or manufacturing cause the manufacturing side really isn't as great as it sounds

    designing, construction, and all the fancy science behind it

    currently working on a degree in aerospace engineering

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I wanna make games.

    I will settle for programming someone elses games, but sooner or later I would want to be a lead designer.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Someday I want to get a job at Valve.

    And as a more reasonable goal, I want to make successful flash games.

    sorry Geek already did that one, gotta pick a new one

    BAM

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  • Chompskers.Chompskers. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    my dream job is lottery winner

    I bloody know somebody who won 34 million fucking dollars through the lottery.
    First thing he bought with it was a mountain dew.

    Then put all of his kids through college and grad school.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    building planeesssss

    are you talking about designing or manufacturing cause the manufacturing side really isn't as great as it sounds

    designing, construction, and all the fancy science behind it

    currently working on a degree in aerospace engineering

    okay

    cause many of the dudes I work with now in the machine shop here used to work for a light aircraft manufacturer and it really wasn't very much fun

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    my dream job is lottery winner

    I bloody know somebody who won 34 million fucking dollars through the lottery.
    First thing he bought with it was a mountain dew.

    Then put all of his kids through college and grad school.

    He probably had money for that mountain dew already, so he really didn't buy it with his winnings.

    Unless he was doing LIFO instead of FIFO.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited December 2009

    ohhhhhh man

    That would be so cool

    "The sativas are this drawer"

    D:

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  • localhjaylocalhjay Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    my dream job is lottery winner

    I bloody know somebody who won 34 million fucking dollars through the lottery.
    First thing he bought with it was a mountain dew.

    Then put all of his kids through college and grad school.

    this motherfucker has class, i'd blow it all on hookers and blackjack

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    my dream job is lottery winner

    I bloody know somebody who won 34 million fucking dollars through the lottery.
    First thing he bought with it was a mountain dew.

    Then put all of his kids through college and grad school.

    He probably had money for that mountain dew already, so he really didn't buy it with his winnings.

    Unless he was doing LIFO instead of FIFO.

    Ahahaha

    I get it

    thanks, two years of Business Accounting

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the geek, what do you do for the valve?

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Arch wrote: »

    get your own lab!

    you're ice cold buddy. you know my lab will be nothing but bees. how will I get anything done with so much honey surrounding me?

    wait hold on

    bees are invertebrates

    we can collaborate

    really i just want some of that honey

    your lab sounds much tastier

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I want to write for a living

    And I don't mean this copy-editing shit, I mean creative writing

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    the geek, what do you do for the valve?

    count all the money

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