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Not the 'Jaerb' or 'Jorb', but the DREAM JOB THREAD
THIS IS FOR JOEUSER FROM MULLY. WHY? CAUSE HE IS RAD!
I figure why not?
Everyone's gotta work! Everyone's got dreams-
Maybe you only work because you wanna get paid so you can be this guy:
That's ok
Or maybe your dream job involves is a more academic career, so you can stay in your ivory tower:
That's ok too!
Mine? My dream job has already been done by someone else. I wanna be this guy:
Whatever you wanna be when/if you grow up, this is the new thread to talk about it! Dream jobs, imaginary scenarios where money falls from the sky- it's ok to talk about it here.
Let's help each other with resumes, job finding, and general complaining and bitching about what we currently do or don't do to pay the rent. Also this is the place to thank Joe for being responsible for at least 2 forumers getting a job! woohooo thanks to him and everyone who is helping!
HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
There's some guy in Brazil who gets paid to 'interview' prostitutes for some extremely high scale brothel. I read the article a few weeks ago and was all impressed. Apparently he's some club DJ or some shit and mildly famous, so they asked him to evaluate new recruits for their agency. What a gig.
i think if i dispelled all notions of wanting to change/help the world, I would gladly be a history professor. write some books that are actually readable and make me some decent change, travel a lot
not to say that a history professor couldn't make an impact of some sort, i guess, just not a very direct one
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But being the singing janitor?
That is an awesome job.
Just moppin' n' dancin' n' singin'.
Chimney sweep!
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
I want to work for DARPA and make a bio/chem weapon then kills people in a hilarious way. Like you shit out your lungs or perhaps your tongue explodes and then you starve to death.
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I win the thread.
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not to say that a history professor couldn't make an impact of some sort, i guess, just not a very direct one
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I thought you wanted to be a Disney princess and live in the castle?
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No, that's silly.
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
i am currently working on making this real
And as a more reasonable goal, I want to make successful flash games.
yes! this is a good dream job I want you to hire me in your lab
sorry Geek already did that one, gotta pick a new one
Arby's might be hiring too I gotta check that out.
it will be several years from now! but i will consider it!
get your own lab!
I'm 3 courses and 20 hours of observation away from doing my student teaching practicum.
Really anything.
Like, being a janitor is not the best job.
But being the singing janitor?
That is an awesome job.
Just moppin' n' dancin' n' singin'.
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are you talking about designing or manufacturing cause the manufacturing side really isn't as great as it sounds
why not me
Chimney sweep!
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you're ice cold buddy. you know my lab will be nothing but bees. how will I get anything done with so much honey surrounding me?
designing, construction, and all the fancy science behind it
currently working on a degree in aerospace engineering
I will settle for programming someone elses games, but sooner or later I would want to be a lead designer.
BAM
I bloody know somebody who won 34 million fucking dollars through the lottery.
First thing he bought with it was a mountain dew.
Then put all of his kids through college and grad school.
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okay
cause many of the dudes I work with now in the machine shop here used to work for a light aircraft manufacturer and it really wasn't very much fun
He probably had money for that mountain dew already, so he really didn't buy it with his winnings.
Unless he was doing LIFO instead of FIFO.
ohhhhhh man
That would be so cool
"The sativas are this drawer"
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
this motherfucker has class, i'd blow it all on hookers and blackjack
Ahahaha
I get it
thanks, two years of Business Accounting
wait hold on
bees are invertebrates
we can collaborate
really i just want some of that honey
your lab sounds much tastier
And I don't mean this copy-editing shit, I mean creative writing
count all the money