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cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
If you didn't have one, what would you be?

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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    a penis

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    angry food like a burger or apples

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Yard-O-Beef.

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  • FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Cocktail weiner

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Your mom's flapping cunt.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    angry food like a burger or apples
    :?: :?: :?:

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Your mom's flapping cunt.
    roast beef?

    sounds delicious

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    beeflog beeflog what a treat
    a hefty hunk of processed meat
    dipped in mustard, oh what joy!
    i'm a jolly beeflog boy!
    hot and spicy, mild or plain
    i even eat the cellophane
    i might share some with my dog
    'cause we both love beeflog, oh boy!

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    well what do you expect if you use something japanese as an example scarlet duhhh

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    one of those bits of apple that gets wedged right up in your teeth and makes things really uncomfortable until you get fed up and shove a toothpick into your gums and just dig it out and leave your mouth a bloody mess




    this is a terrible thread

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Baked human.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Poison, poison, poison.....Tasty Fish!

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Beef Jerky

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  • BewisBewis Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I was raised by a cup of coffee.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    oooh oooh, or pudding.

    yeah, I'd be some pudding.

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  • cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm never doing this again, it always turns into genitalia jokes.

    I could ask what time it is and I'd get 3 original jokes describing how I could find out on my own by using my penis.

    I'm just trying to get the general consensus of the forumers to discuss a topic posted by an individual seeking information about his fellow forum-goers.

    Anyway, carry on.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    cowmeet wrote:
    I'm never doing this again, it always turns into genitalia jokes.

    how the fuck are you remotely surprised?

    edit: penis penis penis penis penis

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you suck

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  • cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    cowmeet wrote:
    I'm never doing this again, it always turns into genitalia jokes.

    how the fuck are you remotely surprised?

    edit: penis penis penis penis penis

    Oh i'm not. I went into this hoping for it.

    This was actually my plan, to see how many penis jokes I could get out of this.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    red snapper.

    penis.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    cowmeet is a kinda terrible name


    also i dont normally eat beef except like in burgers or some other fast food or where someone else has chosen to eat beef and i am sharing with them or they cooked it or something


    but usually i will get pork or chicken given the choice

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    prime rib with a side of horseradish, au gratin potatoes, creamed spinach, shrimp cocktail, chocolate cake, martini

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    haha what

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    so there is no affinity for cow meat from me

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Way to ruin the thread, thread ruiner.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Seriously though, why the shit would I want to be a food product?

    That's some retarded shit right there. One of the main points of life, biologically speaking, is to not get your ass chewed up by some fucking lion or bear or something.

    John Kim failed at life because of the bear rape.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    well what do you expect if you use something japanese as an example scarlet duhhh
    Dogg I don't even know where that came from

    Considering it doesn't have ching chong wing wong on the sides it is probably European or something.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    if u were a sailor moon character who wuld u b

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sailor Ur Anus.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    omg me 2

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That show was full of gays

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  • cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Seriously though, why the shit would I want to be a food product?

    That's some retarded shit right there. One of the main points of life, biologically speaking, is to not get your ass chewed up by some fucking lion or bear or something.

    John Kim failed at life because of the bear rape.


    It's a fucking question.

    Not a request to change your ways.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Green wrote:
    That show was full of gays

    No, no. They're cousins. So its ok.

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  • PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    guys

    i'm beginning to get lots of hair on my butt

    what do i do

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    guys

    i'm beginning to get lots of hair on my butt

    what do i do

    strut

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    guys

    i'm beginning to get lots of hair on my butt

    what do i do

    Stop asking us about your goddamn hairy ass monkeyman.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm told that American Crew pomade is a good hairstyling product.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Synthetic Orange wrote:
    I'm told that American Crew pomade is a good hairstyling product.
    I have a container of that.

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