Die horribly underwater [X-Com TFTD LP]
Zombies Tossed My Salad!
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Due to an increase of underwater alien movement the X-Com world command has seen fit to create an oceanic based contact team to deal with this threat. This will not be an easy task by any stretch of the imagination. As we are a band new arm of X-Com we currently do not have access to the technology that out land based counterparts have. The threats we will be facing down here are more dangerous, more prepared, and more willing to kill you at any given moment. Also the environment is hostile in all aspects. We will not be operating on the surface. We will be out at the bottom of the ocean. Even the slightest mistake can end your life. We will be looking for the best of the best of the best.
That said, we are now opening signups to any and all recruits who wish to serve on this mission. If you wish to include your self in this illustrious group of the first contact team, please !signup. The first 8 will make up the core contact team, and we will take replacements from the list of future volunteers. Good luck.
If you wish to see what life as an X-Com operative will be like, please refer to Dr.Fishman's on going report of the topside operations
First Contact team
Team is as follows:
Jedoc
SporkAndrew
TheLawinator
Worthless Lurker
Supraluminal
Baidol
AMP'd
Fedora
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I was born to die screaming hundreds of feet below the ocean's surface.
Use my fleshy form to guard some important equipment.
Can't wait to be horribly ripped apart or crushed by awful pressure.
If I don't die horribly there will be so much disappointment.
I hope I'm the first to die!
I will accept nothing less than dying to a sonic grenade thrown into the sub with the entire squad still onboard.
ITT: gluttons for punishment
Because fuck fish
make it so I never die
Team is as follows:
Jedoc
SporkAndrew
TheLawinator
Worthless Lurker
Supraluminal
Baidol
AMP'd
Fedora
Replacement list is as follows so far:
natek
Rankenphile
Campion
Nothing like being violated by lobstermen.
Man this is TFTD. If that first squad lives past the end of the month I will amazed.
So, this is for the free Jimmy Buffet tickets right?
right?
Guys?
Why are we going underwater?
Request our first underwater transport vessel be named the S.S. Dolphin Safe.
WOOOOOO!!!!
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I hear this is the hardest of them all. I expect some spectacular deaths.
I look forward to bringing down the foolish land-dwellers from the insi-
I mean fighting aliens and dying horribly
JIMMY BUFFET? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I will rupture the hulls with my manliness.
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Considering how the game will chew through 99% of all personell, we could probably get all of SE++ in this LP and then some.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I'll bring you to the depths of T’Leth itself.
I just did the first mission and it..uh...didn't go well.
But, you all live because FRAPS didn't work.
If we can't re-signup, then Zombies should only be able to use as many dudes in game as he can get forumers to sign up.
Truly, the most iron of ironman games.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Anyone know anything similar?
Ahahahahaha
Welcome to X-Com, maggots.