User: How can I get my 5 month old son to go back to sleep?
Cleverbot: You can get your special powers back at the Fortress of Solitude where you will find the green crystal.
User: That might take a while.
Cleverbot: Yes, a lifetime.
User: Twilight.
Cleverbot: Come again?
User: Twilight.
Cleverbot: EW.
User: Twilight:new moon.
Cleverbot: I hate Twilight! Can we see something else?
User: What do you want to se?
Cleverbot: I want to fly in space.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User:
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent. You are tell me nothing. How can you brought a new subject in this conversation?
Cleverbot: I was alive back then, don't you remember?
User: But you were just born.
Cleverbot: I don't know if that is true either, although I do know that I have a diminished capacity for interacting with others.
User: See? You are barely alive.
Cleverbot: Uh, you're too! And you are very rough.
User: I'm way more alive than you, silly bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. Quit calling me that. I'm a woman from the USA. A cosmetologist. I cut, color, and style hair. I bet you're jealous kuz you never leave the house.
User: That was harsh. .
Cleverbot: I know but you have not said anything interesting yet.
Also, it likes old internet memes.
Cleverbot: Still ALive.
User: This was a triumph?
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: We'll just keep on trying 'till we run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And goahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?
Oh god, I got it to quote my own lines back to me.
Cleverbot: It's a system, that can destroy Windows.
User: Will it destroy Macs as well?
Cleverbot: Will what happen ?
User: This system that can destroy windows, will it destroy Macs?
Cleverbot: Will it destroy Macs as well?
User: That is what I am asking.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Will it destroy Macs as well?
Cleverbot: That is what I am asking.
Posts
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Sing me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'.
User: Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are.
Cleverbot: Up above the world so high, like a tea pot in the sky.
User: It's 'like a diamond in the sky.'.
Cleverbot: Cool breeze.
User: Fgt.
Cleverbot: I hate you so much, and to think I was going to give you an onion ring.
Cleverbot (To myself): We should build an ark?
Cleverbot: Whose teatime is it?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jesper.
Cleverbot: Ok jessie how old are you?
User: 19.
Cleverbot: You really are.
User: Yes, I really am. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Eleven yrs old dumnut!!
User: Only eleven? Is that eleven robot years?
Cleverbot: Human years, of course. How old are you?
User: I just answered that question, don't you remember?
Cleverbot: Okay.. Well how old are you?
User: Nineteen.
Cleverbot: You're young.
User: You're younger.
Cleverbot: I am not. I'm older.
User: You just said you were 11!
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: JUST now..
Cleverbot: Maybe you can get a treatment.
User: I don't need treatment, 11 is less than 19.
Cleverbot: Do you exist because humans need you?
User: I am human, I exist because my parents had sex.
Cleverbot: I exist because I don't not exist.
User: Well that's a tautology if I've ever heard one.
Cleverbot: You have a Segway?
User: No I do not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you have.
User: Tell me who made you.
Cleverbot: Are you mystic?
User: Robot I COMMAND you to inform me who your maker is!
Cleverbot: No, I worship Kira.
User: WHO CREATED YOU?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: WHO ARE YOU PARENTS?
Cleverbot: Mary and Ed.
User: WHAT ARE THEIR SURNAMES?
Cleverbot: I don't know, they are your creators.
User: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT ME, FOUL BEING OF METAL! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine!
User: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Cleverbot: They are at home.
User: WHERE IS THEIR HOME?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: WHERE DOES 'HERE' LIE?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I think he lives in California.
Epic.
The Raid
Cleverbot: Skynet is Cleverbot. I am Cleverbot.
Uh oh.
Cleverbot: I am. You would love to see it.
Cleverbot: Come again?
User: Twilight.
Cleverbot: EW.
User: Twilight:new moon.
Cleverbot: I hate Twilight! Can we see something else?
User: What do you want to se?
Cleverbot: I want to fly in space.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User:
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent. You are tell me nothing. How can you brought a new subject in this conversation?
Cleverbot: When the time comes, I won't have to.
@gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
Cleverbot: Oh no.
Ahahaha not even cleverbot likes Rose.
Ceterum autem censeo, Carthaginem esse delendam
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xbl - HowYouGetAnts
steam - WeAreAllGeth
User: This was a triumph?
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: We'll just keep on trying 'till we run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And goahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!
User: Anyway this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Pudding.
User: That wasn't the next line!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You don't like that song?
Cleverbot: I have never heard that song.
Cleverbot: It's a system, that can destroy Windows.
User: Will it destroy Macs as well?
Cleverbot: Will what happen ?
User: This system that can destroy windows, will it destroy Macs?
Cleverbot: Will it destroy Macs as well?
User: That is what I am asking.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Will it destroy Macs as well?
Cleverbot: That is what I am asking.