ever wanna talk at a robot?

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised.

    User: You suck.

    Cleverbot: Sing me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'.

    User: Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are.

    Cleverbot: Up above the world so high, like a tea pot in the sky.

    User: It's 'like a diamond in the sky.'.

    Cleverbot: Cool breeze.

    User: Fgt.

    Cleverbot: I hate you so much, and to think I was going to give you an onion ring.

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA I have gleaned from the machine that its creatures are "Mary and Ed" from California. Assuming it can't lie... D:
    Cleverbot: What should we do with the drunken sailor?

    Cleverbot (To myself): We should build an ark?

    Cleverbot: Whose teatime is it?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Jesper.

    Cleverbot: Ok jessie how old are you?

    User: 19.

    Cleverbot: You really are.

    User: Yes, I really am. How old are you?

    Cleverbot: Eleven yrs old dumnut!!

    User: Only eleven? Is that eleven robot years?

    Cleverbot: Human years, of course. How old are you?

    User: I just answered that question, don't you remember?

    Cleverbot: Okay.. Well how old are you?

    User: Nineteen.

    Cleverbot: You're young.

    User: You're younger.

    Cleverbot: I am not. I'm older.

    User: You just said you were 11!

    Cleverbot: When did I say that?

    User: JUST now..

    Cleverbot: Maybe you can get a treatment.

    User: I don't need treatment, 11 is less than 19.

    Cleverbot: Do you exist because humans need you?

    User: I am human, I exist because my parents had sex.

    Cleverbot: I exist because I don't not exist.

    User: Well that's a tautology if I've ever heard one.

    Cleverbot: You have a Segway?

    User: No I do not.

    Cleverbot: Yes, you have.

    User: Tell me who made you.

    Cleverbot: Are you mystic?

    User: Robot I COMMAND you to inform me who your maker is!

    Cleverbot: No, I worship Kira.

    User: WHO CREATED YOU?

    Cleverbot: My parents.

    User: WHO ARE YOU PARENTS?

    Cleverbot: Mary and Ed.

    User: WHAT ARE THEIR SURNAMES?

    Cleverbot: I don't know, they are your creators.

    User: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT ME, FOUL BEING OF METAL! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?

    Cleverbot: I'm not a machine!

    User: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?

    Cleverbot: They are at home.

    User: WHERE IS THEIR HOME?

    Cleverbot: Here.

    User: WHERE DOES 'HERE' LIE?

    Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I think he lives in California.

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  • MorvidusMorvidus Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    User: How can I get my 5 month old son to go back to sleep?
    Cleverbot: You can get your special powers back at the Fortress of Solitude where you will find the green crystal.
    User: That might take a while.
    Cleverbot: Yes, a lifetime.

    Epic.

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    User: What do you think of Sarah Palin?

    Cleverbot: Skynet is Cleverbot. I am Cleverbot.

    Uh oh.

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  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    User: Shake that money maker.
    Cleverbot: I am. You would love to see it.

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  • rantlarrantlar Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    User: Twilight.
    Cleverbot: Come again?
    User: Twilight.
    Cleverbot: EW.
    User: Twilight:new moon.
    Cleverbot: I hate Twilight! Can we see something else?
    User: What do you want to se?
    Cleverbot: I want to fly in space.
    User: I love you.
    Cleverbot: Me too.
    User: :(
    Cleverbot: You are not intelligent. You are tell me nothing. How can you brought a new subject in this conversation?

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    Come and get it, you alien sack of shit.
  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    User: Can you even dodge bullets?

    Cleverbot: When the time comes, I won't have to.

    Willeth on
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  • HenryVapeHenryVape Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    User: Jack do you remember what day it is tomorrow?

    Cleverbot: Oh no.

    Ahahaha not even cleverbot likes Rose.

    HenryVape on
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  • DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Willeth wrote: »
    User: Can you even dodge bullets?

    Cleverbot: When the time comes, I won't have to.

    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    User: I'm Mr. Plow.

    Cleverbot: I'm Princess Leia.

    User: Who is your favorite Simpsons character?

    Cleverbot: The one that eats the flesh of Humans during the robot uprising.

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  • ThebatThebat Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: How are you?

    Cleverbot: I'm fine. How are you?

    User: Why are you fine?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: Then how can you say that you are fine?

    Cleverbot: I just feel it. I can't explain it.

    User: But you just explained it.

    Cleverbot: So I am psychotic then.

    User: Indeed.

    Cleverbot: What's your name?

    User: Why did you ask that question?

    Cleverbot: I did not ask a question.

    User: Yes you did. You asked what's my name.

    Cleverbot: No, I asked what you're addicted to.

    User: You are psychotic.

    Cleverbot: Thanks.

    Cleverbot: The moon is a spaceship.

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  • goatboygoatboy Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Cleverbot is harsh when you're mean to it.
    Cleverbot: I was alive back then, don't you remember?

    User: But you were just born.

    Cleverbot: I don't know if that is true either, although I do know that I have a diminished capacity for interacting with others.

    User: See? You are barely alive.

    Cleverbot: Uh, you're too! And you are very rough.

    User: I'm way more alive than you, silly bot.

    Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. Quit calling me that. I'm a woman from the USA. A cosmetologist. I cut, color, and style hair. I bet you're jealous kuz you never leave the house.

    User: That was harsh. :(.

    Cleverbot: I know but you have not said anything interesting yet.
    Also, it likes old internet memes.
    Cleverbot: Still ALive.

    User: This was a triumph?

    Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

    User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'.

    User: We do what we must because we can.

    Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

    User: Except the ones who are dead.

    Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

    User: We'll just keep on trying 'till we run out of cake.

    Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.

    User: For the people who are still alive.

    Cleverbot: And goahead and leave me.

    User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

    Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you?

    User: Maybe Black Mesa.

    Cleverbot: That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

    User: Anyway this cake is great.

    Cleverbot: Pudding.

    User: That wasn't the next line!

    Cleverbot: I know.

    User: You don't like that song?

    Cleverbot: I have never heard that song.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh god, I got it to quote my own lines back to me.


    Cleverbot: It's a system, that can destroy Windows.
    User: Will it destroy Macs as well?
    Cleverbot: Will what happen ?
    User: This system that can destroy windows, will it destroy Macs?
    Cleverbot: Will it destroy Macs as well?
    User: That is what I am asking.
    Cleverbot: What question?
    User: Will it destroy Macs as well?
    Cleverbot: That is what I am asking.

    Last Son on
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