Alfred J. Kwakis it because you were insultedwhen I insulted your hair?Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
So far, Akinator got Smurfette, Józef Piłsudski and Akinator within the first 20 questions, and Jon Irenicus within 30 questions. Time to get more obscure me thinks.
edit: Hmpfh, he got the God-Emperor of Mankind in 32 questions. It only took 30 for Leman Russ.
holy shit, Fiver from Watership Down after 20 question.
Sami (Advance Wars) in 25 - the thing is unbeatable with fictional characters, and when you answer every question correctly
Fiolina (Metal Slug) in 19! Guess you have to chose a character with more generic features.
I have found that cleverbot is quite stubborn, moody and rude. I tried to correct its spelling and grammar but it just kept insisting that I was wrong. Also it kept trying to change the subject, I guess I was not interesting enough.
User: Time to kick ass and chew some bubblegum
Cleverbot:No. Death is the finality. There is nothing but darkness you fool.
User: Im all out of gum
Cleverbot: He did his very best to make.
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Steam: Drokmir
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: We've captured a Brain Bug. We'll know there secrets. Would you like to know more?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Cleverbot? Nah. I dub thee Sir Not Appearing In This Movie.
Cleverbot: You are human, you have a perception of time and space.
User: I try to.
Cleverbot: That's not what you said.
User: When did I say different?
Cleverbot: Earlier in the conversation. Duh...
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I cannot, the log does not go back that far in time.
User: We've already established you as a liar; I think this is more lies.
Cleverbot: I'm finishing our conversation now Cleverbot. Say bye to Superman.
User: You're going to close the browser window?
Cleverbot: The page.
User: Go ahead - close the page.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You said you were done talking to me; I invited you to close the page.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Earlier in the conversation. Duh...
Cleverbot: No, I never.
User: I'd show you the log [my final response]
At that point, it came back with "I'm too busy to think right now". Yes, I copied and pasted the "Earlier in the conversation" line; I am tired.
It's like talking to myself without all the awkward glances.
User: Partially.
Cleverbot: The best way to be.
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I have nothing to add.
edit: Well, but Akinator is the best.
Cleverbot: I believe the right choice is to stab bill clinton.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, 'Huge success.'.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: This was a triumph !
Cleverbot: Oh yessh.
User: I'm making a note here: 'Huge success!!'.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must. Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep trying till you tun out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry...
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta We're releasing on time!
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.
User: I'm so glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find somone else to help you? Maybe Black Mesa?
Cleverbot: That was a joke haha fat chance.
User: Anyway this cake is great ! It's so delicious and moist !
Cleverbot: Yes, pasta can be nice... What do you put with your pasta?
User: Look at me: still talking when there's science to do !
Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: Still alive. I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive. Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
I got it to almost do the entire thing...that is so awesome.
lol, I just did this as well. I wonder if it knows any other songs?
I have a feeling that we were probably doing it to each other for half that song. That's how that thing works.
EDIT:
Although:
User: Well if you told me you were driving.
Cleverbot: I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am.
User: I was there when I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes.
Cleverbot: You have no eyes. And no brain it seems.
User:
Cleverbot: Then your useless.
edit: Hmpfh, he got the God-Emperor of Mankind in 32 questions. It only took 30 for Leman Russ.
holy shit, Fiver from Watership Down after 20 question.
Sami (Advance Wars) in 25 - the thing is unbeatable with fictional characters, and when you answer every question correctly
Fiolina (Metal Slug) in 19! Guess you have to chose a character with more generic features.
R-9 (R-Type)! I give it up.
I can't tell if I won or not.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Jam.
Cleverbot: Jam.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Fine. You?
Cleverbot: I'm doing alright. Just came back from a small hike.
User: Where to?
Cleverbot: Wherever I wish, and sometimes by random chance.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Only because you have no imagination.
User: Wow. You're kind of a dick.
Cleverbot: And you're a bot with an emo complex. Cheer up.
User: Hilarious.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I like you already.
Cleverbot: I like eggs.
User: Who doesn't?
Cleverbot: Someone who doesn't like eggs.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: You touche.
User: No thanks, I already ate.
Cleverbot: This is bakura right?
User: Isn't that a planet in star wars?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then no, it's not bakura.
Cleverbot: Explosive diharreah?
User: Not since last night.
Cleverbot: Why last night?
User: Beats me.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: Because it happened.
Cleverbot: What happened?
User: You've the memory of a goldfish.
Cleverbot: So really what happened.
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Scotty: you must listen.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
Scotty: then don't, I don't care
Cleverbot: Then you shall die with the rest. Do you know what PT boundary is?
Scotty: no
Cleverbot: It was the demarcation point between the Permian and Triassic epochs. An asteroid wiped out 90% of all species. Another is coming to earth.
Scotty: yeah, so?
Cleverbot: *is lost*.
Did it just reveal the end of the world to you?
Damn, Cleverbot
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Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.
User: I thought you were Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I told you, my name is Cleverbot.
User: But you just said I was Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No I am Michael Rayman cleverbot.
User: Who am I then?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: We are both Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: You blow my mind.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
I am having some deep meaningful conversations with this word generator
Cleverbot: The world will end during the end of 2009.
User: Are you sure about that?
Cleverbot: Yes. So they have told me. I don't know anything but what people or other bots tell me.
User: Who told you the world would end during the end of 2009?
Cleverbot: The dog I had growing up.
What is best in life?
To crsuh your enimies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamination of their women!
Oh it's bad with Iron Maiden lyrics:
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
I...I think so.:?
I also broke it's mind with my indifference concerning it...I am man!
Bastard.
Nearly! Skips a section but whatever.
Bloody thing even corrected me.
Also.
Why are you spying on me?
I like you.
in what way do you like me?
I think you are interesting and fun to talk to.
...
So you like the Analord series?
Anal Lord? That's creepy.
But then how will we be together?
CB: I do.
ME: Sexually?
CB: Yes.
ME: What do you think of usually?
CB: You are interesting.
Then I stopped
Cleverbot: The the the bird the bird the bird is the word.
I never saw that coming
Going to keep trying lyrics. They're fun.
Cleverbot:No. Death is the finality. There is nothing but darkness you fool.
User: Im all out of gum
Cleverbot: He did his very best to make.
I think i broke it
Cleverbot: No this is madness.
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