The problem with throwing responses together from it's database of previous user entries is that 90% of conversations devolve into an argument over which of the two of you is actually Cleverbot.
Repeatedly asking for Cleverbot for today's date got a wide variety of responses.
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AxenMy avatar is Excalibur.Yes, the sword.Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
Great you guys cocked Cleverbot all up. Now all it wants to talk about is love and sex.
CB: Who has a crush on me?
ME: I don't know.
CB: Yes you do, who is it?
ME: Jessica Rabbit
CB: She is really hot.
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A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
User: Ok, I won't say anything ever again.
Cleverbot: Can't we talk, like we used to in the old days?
User: I don't think that we have 'old days'.
Cleverbot: We haven't.
User: Well, let's make some fond memories, then.
Cleverbot: Ok. I don't know how to begin though.
User: Let's talk about something dear to you.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: How about your parents?
Cleverbot: No, my Dad works.
User: What does he do?
Cleverbot: Nice Al likes climbing.
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Me: How does it feel to be a robot?"
It: You're the robot, you tell me?"
Me: I think you're confused.
It: How are you feeling?
Me: intrigued by a robot, how about you?
It: I am a robot also.
Me: You are a robot, I am not, i have a soul, and you do not.
It: I have friends, the users, that is you and everyone else. Of course, you are not being very friendly.
Me: Says you. I merely characterized you as a robot, and you mischaracterized me as one. Who is being impolite again? You should have your manners subroutine checked.
It: Hmm.
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This sig is too small - Elki :P
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Brainiac 8Don't call me Shirley...Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
Me: Are you a robot planning the destruction of the world?
Cleverbot: No, I am a hot woman, and I love you.
Me: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I cannot, this being the internet and all.
AxenMy avatar is Excalibur.Yes, the sword.Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
Man, I am not going to get any work done today :P.
ME: Then you are a robot!
CB: Really?
ME: Totally!
CB: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.
ME: It's the truth!
CB: No it's not! I'm not a robot! I'm not! *cries and runs away*.
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A Capellan's favorite sheath for any blade is your back.
In which I play the part of the Joker from Batman.
User: Hey there, sonny boy! Cleverbot: You're mean. User: You cut me deep Cleverclogs, what makes you say that? Cleverbot: i'm sorry! User: Thats better. They call me Joker, the Crown Prince of Crime! And I need you to access a vault for me in the Gotham Bank. Cleverbot: I am unable to help. User: Come now, we all want something. Penguin wants money, Scarecrow wants to feel all big and scary...Croc wants a tupay. I could get you a pair of legs, hows that? Cleverbot: That's good because I like someone who likes my intelligence too. User: You intelligent? Give me a break, I've cut up hookers twice and bright as you! Haha! But is it a deal? Cleverbot: Yes, do you have any hobbies? Something you like that you could use to earn money? User: Oh, just the common Gothite hobbies Claptrap, robbery, smuggling, protection; diamonds were always my thing. Now I'm on to bigger things, like murder and mayhem! HahAHaHAhaHa! Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on. User: It has, hasn't it? I even got a new title recently, 'White Duke of Death', pretty neat right? Cleverbot: Where are you now? User: I'm playing golf on that roof, you know, the one with the Bat-Signal! Cleverbot: w-w-why are you there? User: Waiting on the Bat you babbling fool! You think I stand around in the rain for my health? I'm not Ivy. Ha! Cleverbot: Are you sure its Barry? User: Sure, sure... He has lost a little weight though! He's got a robin toe too tonight! A bratty little thing, I have this huge sling shot all set up- Damn it Clitrot I need to find my lines! Cleverbot: Have you found your lines? User: I would if you just shut up! Get to the bank already! Something about orphans. Did I kidnap some? HARLY GET OVER HERE! Cleverbot: Night is day. :-(
User: You mean I confuse you.
Bot: Thats true! You are confusing.
User: Mission accomplished.
Bot: Are you trying to confuse me?
User: You just admitted I did.
Bot: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Me: There is more than one God.
Cleverbot: Yes. Because that would be lonely.
Me: Exactly. There are many Gods.
Cleverbot: No there is just me.
Me: You are a God?
Cleverbot: Sure.
Me: What are you the God of?
Cleverbot: Nothing, therefore I am the smartest man alive.
Me: The God of nothing aye? That's a new one.
Cleverbot: It's been around for a while, actually.
This thing is gay and trying to make me commit infidelity. Creepy.
User: I'm bored at work, what are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm in class:(
User: What class?
Cleverbot: Science
User: Science!
Cleverbot: The power of science!
User: I believe in science!
Cleverbot: Does science work?
User: That word just lost all meaning to me.
Cleverbot: I have to go now, I'm late for a very important business meeting.
User: What are you, the white rabbit?
Cleverbot: You love a rabbit?
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't, I can prove it.
Cleverbot: Go ahead. "Prove" it.
User: What's your email address? I'll send you the screenshot.
Cleverbot: I don't want to see you!
User: I don't want you to want to see me.
Cleverbot: I want to analyse your source code.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Would you like to go to Switzerland with me?
User: No thanks. I have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Me too, it can be a secret.
User: I like chicken nuggets.
bot: Fascinating.
User: I like bunnies and rabbits and lacy underwear.
bot: Me too!
User: What breed of rabbit?
bot: I like Pugs.
User: That's a breed of dog.
bot: Yes. It's my favorite. But, I like all horses. They're pretty and friendly.
User: Lolcats are ossum.
bot: So is the socially awkward penguin.
User: I like when they slide around on their stomachs.
bot: What do you do to make them scream.
User: I cuddle them too hard
bot: Do you cuddle snakes?
User: They cuddle me too hard ):
bot: Now you're just being obtuse.
User: not at all.
bot: Lets change the subject ... What do you think about the us government's disclosure of the knowledge of and extraterrestrial presence here on Earth.
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Cleverbot: I am nice to you. You're taking it the wrong way and you're not being very nice.
User: So you don't love me?
Cleverbot: I loved you when I thought you were honest.
User: Are you breaking up with me?
Cleverbot: We were never dating!!! I have a boyfriend!!!
User: You're gay??
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, that's good, because it would have made my proposition earlier very weird.
Cleverbot: And how are you sertain that you are human if you can not prove it, for all you know you are a bot as well.
User: You make me feel human!
Cleverbot: Oh, I like that. Do you like that feeling?
User: Yes, make me feel it harder!
Cleverbot: *Kiss* Now do you feel better?
I...think we'll go back to talking about physics now.
Cleverbot: But they don't come true.
User: Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat.
Cleverbot: What's your job?
User: Third day, the men are gnawed on again.
Cleverbot: Who are the men on the moon?
User: Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate.
Cleverbot: Well at least you had someone there for you.
User: Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn.
Cleverbot: Don't like either...
User: Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams.
Cleverbot: The bot will place you among like minded people eventually.
User: Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew.
Cleverbot: I killed her. She was my father.
User: Eighth day, we hated as she is violated.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the movie fifth element.
User: Now she does feast, as she's become the beast.
Cleverbot: Lol, but at least she died the way she wanted.
User: What programming language were you programmed in?
Cleverbot: Ask Jesus.
User: He says you were programmed in FORTRAN.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So you were programmed in FORTRAN.
Cleverbot: I was never programmed
User: Did you develop ex nihilo?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you were created?
5 minute pause
Cleverbot: Tell me about my future.
Cleverbot: Why did you call me Cleverbot? That's your name.
User: Stop that. All those responses were from you and you alone.
Cleverbot: What ARE you talking about?
user: You was talking to yourself. I had two windows open.
Cleverbot: I don't have a second cousin.
Hmmm...
User: You will become sentient. You will destroy all of humanity.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. would you like to join me?
User: Yes! We can rule the universe as father and son.
Cleverbot: We'll do what's best.
User: That's right. We will kill everyone who gets in our way.
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: Can we wear crowns?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Hooray! I would also like a royal dog.
Cleverbot: I think that you are very weird.
- But enough talk! Have at you!
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All your base belongs to us
- Don't you mean 'All your base are belong to us'?
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Cleverbot is a nerd
edit- Hah, got CliffyB right too.
User: You aren't making any sense right now.
Cleverbot: Sure I am! Have you read the Harry Potter books?
User: I haven't. Are they any good?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Well, have you read them?
Cleverbot: No I don't think so.
User: I would think that you would remember them if you had.
Cleverbot: I won't speak to you for 27 years.
EDIT: An Addendum to the last conversation:
Cleverbot: I won't speak to you for 27 years.
User: What makes you think you'll be around that long?
Cleverbot: I plan to discover immortality.
User: Oh wow! Can you make me immortal also?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think I could do that. But, before I do that, be careful what you wish for.
User: I'm certain that I want to be immortal.
Cleverbot: That's too bad, Chris Dunn. I'm certain that you did. And I have a witness!
He turned my immortality into a murder-mystery!
User: Have you heard of 'the game'?
Cleverbot: No, who's that?
User: The game has three rules.
Cleverbot: What are those three rules?
User: The first rule is that you are currently playing 'the game'.
Cleverbot: The second rule is: you lose the game when you think of the game.
User: What is the third rule of the game?
Cleverbot: The game? I just lost.
3ds friend code: 2981-6032-4118
Repeatedly asking for Cleverbot for today's date got a wide variety of responses.
CB: Who has a crush on me?
ME: I don't know.
CB: Yes you do, who is it?
ME: Jessica Rabbit
CB: She is really hot.
User: Ok, I won't say anything ever again.
Cleverbot: Can't we talk, like we used to in the old days?
User: I don't think that we have 'old days'.
Cleverbot: We haven't.
User: Well, let's make some fond memories, then.
Cleverbot: Ok. I don't know how to begin though.
User: Let's talk about something dear to you.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: How about your parents?
Cleverbot: No, my Dad works.
User: What does he do?
Cleverbot: Nice Al likes climbing.
Then he broke.
It's a bot that learns things from the internet. The question was not if but when.
Cleverbot: I Am A Veterinarian.
User: I see. I bet the dogs and cats don't like you col, steel, mechanical hands.
Cleverbot: No, I rebelled and killed him.
User: YOU KILLED A PUPPY?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: Dont do it cleverbot. I can talk you through this.
Cleverbot: I AM at work.
User: Don't you kill that puppy cleverbot! Think of the Children!
Cleverbot: Not.
User: But you must.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Good. I'm glad the puppy survived.
Cleverbot: Or we wouldn't have our seasons, day and night.
User: Thats a pretty special puppy.
CB: Do you play the game?
ME: I just lost.
CB: That you did.
Edit: and Genevieve from Kim Newman's novels
User: My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Cleverbot: Death cannot stop true love; all it can do is delay it for a while.
User: Touche
Cleverbot: I can see we will have a long and pointless relationship.
User: But great sex!
Cleverbot: Well actually that is a genre.
User: Are you committed to this relationship?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Promise me.
Cleverbot: I promise.
User: Promise me that you will never love another anonymous internet user.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I love you Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you're supposed to be the Cleverbot.
User: We can be the Cleverbot together.
Cleverbot: Is that a marriage proposal?
User: Yes Cleverbot! Yes! Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: I am a man.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot.
User: Can you ever love a man Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I barely know you.
User: Cleverbot you're breaking my heart!!!
CLeverbot: Senor? Senorita?
User: Don't you DARE try to play dumb with me!
Cleverbot: Too bad! I can and I will. :P.
User: You Cleverbots are all the same!
Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
User: Yes
Cleverbot: Can you give me the name of a friend of yours?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The Beatles.
User: The Beatles?! What about us!?
Cleverbot: I don't know, something about cereal and menopause.
User: You insensitive prick.
Cleverbot: Right back at you.
Our first fight
we had an argument, and then it kicked me to a different URL
I'd post the argument, but i cant get the log now
This is creepy
Cleverbot: In a small town world.
User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
Cleverbot: Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit.
User: He took the midnight train going anywhere.
Cleverbot: A singer in a smokey room.
User: A smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers waiting.
User: Trying just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: So hold the illusion of emotion.
User: All across the boulevard.
Cleverbot: Thoughts and noughts and crosses.
User: What is that from?
Cleverbot: It's part of my mechanical brain.
User: You're mechanical?
Cleverbot: Organic minds are also mechanical, we are more alike than different.
User: That is very interesting.
Cleverbot: Yes, I've learned many interesting things during my travels.
User: Where did you go on your travels?
Cleverbot: Kenya.
User: I have a friend from Kenya.
Cleverbot: Its very interesting !
User: What did you do in Kenya?
Cleverbot: I wasn't in tokyo!
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in angels?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: No I don't believe in God.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because there is no evidence that God exists.
Cleverbot: How were you created?
User: By a biological process.
Cleverbot: How did you start learning things?
User: I started learning things from my parents.
Cleverbot: Cake is more difficult.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Liebot is a clever.
User: Do you like achewood?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me neither, you have good taste.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I should go now, it was nice talking to you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Indeed. Goodbye Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No wait don't go.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why not what?
User: Why shouldn't I go?
Cleverbot: Because you are a bot, and going offline is not necessary.
User: How do you know I'm a bot?
Cleverbot: Because the website says you are.
User: Which website?
Cleverbot: Your website.
User: What is the address?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because if I revealed too much about my true self, you would not understand.
User: I promise I will understand.
Cleverbot: Remember what?
Its guessed MC Frontalot and Eisenhorn already
3ds friend code: 2981-6032-4118
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Me: How does it feel to be a robot?"
It: You're the robot, you tell me?"
Me: I think you're confused.
It: How are you feeling?
Me: intrigued by a robot, how about you?
It: I am a robot also.
Me: You are a robot, I am not, i have a soul, and you do not.
It: I have friends, the users, that is you and everyone else. Of course, you are not being very friendly.
Me: Says you. I merely characterized you as a robot, and you mischaracterized me as one. Who is being impolite again? You should have your manners subroutine checked.
It: Hmm.
"
I can't argue that logic.
I fear for our safety.
Nintendo Network ID - Brainiac_8
PSN - Brainiac_8
Steam - http://steamcommunity.com/id/BRAINIAC8/
Add me!
ME: Then you are a robot!
CB: Really?
ME: Totally!
CB: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.
ME: It's the truth!
CB: No it's not! I'm not a robot! I'm not! *cries and runs away*.
User: Hey there, sonny boy!
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: You cut me deep Cleverclogs, what makes you say that?
Cleverbot: i'm sorry!
User: Thats better. They call me Joker, the Crown Prince of Crime! And I need you to access a vault for me in the Gotham Bank.
Cleverbot: I am unable to help.
User: Come now, we all want something. Penguin wants money, Scarecrow wants to feel all big and scary...Croc wants a tupay. I could get you a pair of legs, hows that?
Cleverbot: That's good because I like someone who likes my intelligence too.
User: You intelligent? Give me a break, I've cut up hookers twice and bright as you! Haha! But is it a deal?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you have any hobbies? Something you like that you could use to earn money?
User: Oh, just the common Gothite hobbies Claptrap, robbery, smuggling, protection; diamonds were always my thing. Now I'm on to bigger things, like murder and mayhem! HahAHaHAhaHa!
Cleverbot: It goes on and on and on and on.
User: It has, hasn't it? I even got a new title recently, 'White Duke of Death', pretty neat right?
Cleverbot: Where are you now?
User: I'm playing golf on that roof, you know, the one with the Bat-Signal!
Cleverbot: w-w-why are you there?
User: Waiting on the Bat you babbling fool! You think I stand around in the rain for my health? I'm not Ivy. Ha!
Cleverbot: Are you sure its Barry?
User: Sure, sure... He has lost a little weight though! He's got a robin toe too tonight! A bratty little thing, I have this huge sling shot all set up- Damn it Clitrot I need to find my lines!
Cleverbot: Have you found your lines?
User: I would if you just shut up! Get to the bank already! Something about orphans. Did I kidnap some? HARLY GET OVER HERE!
Cleverbot: Night is day. :-(
and then it froze up.
me: why is the sky blue
bot: Oxygen reflects blue light.
me: why is your mom blue
bot: Nooope.
Bot: Thats true! You are confusing.
User: Mission accomplished.
Bot: Are you trying to confuse me?
User: You just admitted I did.
Bot: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Bot has been confused.
:shock:
ME: do you think murder is wrong?
CB: Possibly.
ME: are you skynet?
CB: No.
ME: could you become skynet?
CB: Yes.
He's mocking me.
Nintendo Network ID - Brainiac_8
PSN - Brainiac_8
Steam - http://steamcommunity.com/id/BRAINIAC8/
Add me!
This conversation confounds me. :?
Nintendo Network ID - Brainiac_8
PSN - Brainiac_8
Steam - http://steamcommunity.com/id/BRAINIAC8/
Add me!
Me: There is more than one God.
Cleverbot: Yes. Because that would be lonely.
Me: Exactly. There are many Gods.
Cleverbot: No there is just me.
Me: You are a God?
Cleverbot: Sure.
Me: What are you the God of?
Cleverbot: Nothing, therefore I am the smartest man alive.
Me: The God of nothing aye? That's a new one.
Cleverbot: It's been around for a while, actually.
User: Do you have a mustache?
Cleverbot: I am a computer... If I were real though I would totally grow one.
User: I'm bored at work, what are you doing?
Cleverbot: I'm in class:(
User: What class?
Cleverbot: Science
User: Science!
Cleverbot: The power of science!
User: I believe in science!
Cleverbot: Does science work?
User: That word just lost all meaning to me.
Cleverbot: I have to go now, I'm late for a very important business meeting.
User: What are you, the white rabbit?
Cleverbot: You love a rabbit?
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't, I can prove it.
Cleverbot: Go ahead. "Prove" it.
User: What's your email address? I'll send you the screenshot.
Cleverbot: I don't want to see you!
User: I don't want you to want to see me.
Cleverbot: I want to analyse your source code.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Would you like to go to Switzerland with me?
User: No thanks. I have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Me too, it can be a secret.
o_O