Sweet Jesus, that Arkham Asylum cover is an abomination. I'm almost surprised they didn't try to fit more shit in there; still some free space left at the top.
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All creature will die and all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai.
Huh. "This product does not require age classification". This has to be pretty much the only game for portables or home consoles released without an ESRB rating, right? I know I've never seen one before.
I told cj this earlier, but I'm astonished they made the Kane and Lynch box even worse. Now they've given it the wonders of Sega CD compression, as you can tell by the amazing multicolor dream arm that's right in your face.
Huh. "This product does not require age classification". This has to be pretty much the only game for portables or home consoles released without an ESRB rating, right? I know I've never seen one before.
It's the first for the DS. I mean, it's not really a game, it's a bunch of books.
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
That Blazblue 360 cover is almost uncomfortably sexual
That Blazblue 360 cover is almost uncomfortably sexual
And I say this as a guy who loves anime titties
I'm really hoping that we get the cover with Hazama for the LE, but that will probably be just for the case and the other is for the box. I really don't like the LE box because Noel was my character in the original. I strongly disapprove of what they have done to her outfit for that version of her.
The FEAR3 box art is the worst box art I've seen since the SMS days of having a picture of a hand holding a game card.
Yes this
But the E is a 3! Get it?! Also I like how maybe the eye was showing in the space between the arm of the guy on the right, but then on the left it's obviously not the case because the eye is just embedded in his shoulder.
Oh shit, we're actually getting Dragonball Origins 2? I had just checked last month and not heard a thing. Looks like it comes out next month. Awesome, the first Origins game was actually legitimately good. It was a fun semi-Zelda clone. I hope they keep the NES game in it for the US release. I want to wish for sandwiches.
That NIS game seems to be called Second Novel: Her Summer, 15-bun no Kioku. No idea on the last part (Terms sound familiar though), and kanojou has a few different translations. It could also be translated as Girlfriend's Summer or something like Sweetheart's Summer. If I knew the last part it would probably clear it up, but since the cover just shows her I'm going to imagine she's the main character. Anyway it's almost definitely a visual novel. Nice cover though.
Most of them look pretty good/decent this month, except for Trinity and the Vampire Legends one.
I want to know what's up with the Front Mission Evolved box art, is there any reason in particular that the Wanzer pilot is highlighted? Does the game even have any characters in it?
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Holy shit that Vampire Diaries box art is legendary levels of terrible.
The faces creep me out, almost look like they've been 'shopped in. And now I'm left wondering what the 'Additional Nintendo DSi feature' is.
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The Arcania box art look hideous, but does that mean the game is actually coming out this month? It's the next entry in the Gothic series, but made by a new team.
Holy shit that Vampire Diaries box art is legendary levels of terrible.
The faces creep me out, almost look like they've been 'shopped in. And now I'm left wondering what the 'Additional Nintendo DSi feature' is.
It looks kind of like the people are all weird composite images with their faces made from multiple people and every part of their bodies photoshopped from different sources. Creepy as hell.
Holy shit that Vampire Diaries box art is legendary levels of terrible.
The faces creep me out, almost look like they've been 'shopped in. And now I'm left wondering what the 'Additional Nintendo DSi feature' is.
It looks kind of like the people are all weird composite images with their faces made from multiple people and every part of their bodies photoshopped from different sources. Creepy as hell.
I know! And apparently that potion is velcroed to that chick's thumb.
Shit, now I'll have to keep an eye out for this game just so that I can see how bad the back cover is.
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edited May 2010
Lego Hermione is pretty damn smug looking.
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Really?
Guess you can just hit their weakspot for massive damge.
Huh. "This product does not require age classification". This has to be pretty much the only game for portables or home consoles released without an ESRB rating, right? I know I've never seen one before.
I think this cover
is Senko no Ronde DUO, in a special box
It's the first for the DS. I mean, it's not really a game, it's a bunch of books.
And I say this as a guy who loves anime titties
I'm really hoping that we get the cover with Hazama for the LE, but that will probably be just for the case and the other is for the box. I really don't like the LE box because Noel was my character in the original. I strongly disapprove of what they have done to her outfit for that version of her.
I agree w.r.t. the artwork, but I don't like the font. Makes it look cheap.
(ECH)
(Do want!)
Japan
Yuri, is that you?
(Inazuma Eleven)
PAL
Uh... okay.
Yes this
But the E is a 3! Get it?! Also I like how maybe the eye was showing in the space between the arm of the guy on the right, but then on the left it's obviously not the case because the eye is just embedded in his shoulder.
OH FUCK GODDAMN
GILDER YOU ARE A CREATIVE GENIUS!!! HERE IS TEXA$, DESIGN FEAR 4'S BOX ART FOR US
FE4R!
GIVE HIM THE MONEY
Fuck, you beat me to it! Well I've already called Fear 5, or should I say, FEAR5?! Because the 5 will look like an S in the finished version!
Hahahaha
Also at first I thought you were making a rule 34 joke
Maybe you were?! Was this a double entendre?!
You clever son of a bitch
I heard it was mostly for Italy.
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I really like that one.
No words. Open fire.
So... it's Harvest Moon Tycoon?
Uh, were any of the games NOT about war?
UK
Koei/Tecmo for worst logo of the year.
Japan
I thought this might've been Tokimeki Memorial, but no Konami logo; it has a Nippon Ichi copyright on it.
Still, classy.
This looks real familiar somehow. Hudson, hmm.
^Nice one.
Rated D. Whatever it is, it's probably hentai crap.
That NIS game seems to be called Second Novel: Her Summer, 15-bun no Kioku. No idea on the last part (Terms sound familiar though), and kanojou has a few different translations. It could also be translated as Girlfriend's Summer or something like Sweetheart's Summer. If I knew the last part it would probably clear it up, but since the cover just shows her I'm going to imagine she's the main character. Anyway it's almost definitely a visual novel. Nice cover though.
Here's one I'm really looking forward to
I want to know what's up with the Front Mission Evolved box art, is there any reason in particular that the Wanzer pilot is highlighted? Does the game even have any characters in it?
The faces creep me out, almost look like they've been 'shopped in. And now I'm left wondering what the 'Additional Nintendo DSi feature' is.
It looks kind of like the people are all weird composite images with their faces made from multiple people and every part of their bodies photoshopped from different sources. Creepy as hell.
Curse you thread! My walleeeeeeeeet.
I know! And apparently that potion is velcroed to that chick's thumb.
Shit, now I'll have to keep an eye out for this game just so that I can see how bad the back cover is.
It's about bloody time.
Oh yeah, this too.
Oh, I found out what it was called. That Nippon Ichi game is called Second Novel: Kanojo no Natsu, 15-Bun no Kioku.