I Just Saw a Guy Get Shot

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  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Lockout wrote: »
    seriously dont do it!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc[url][/url]

    can you sum this up cause seriously

    its actually really good, watch it next time you are waiting for your laundry or w/e

    tl;dw: fast-talking hilarious law professor explains the myriad ways why it is a terrible idea to talk to the police, even if (especially if) you didnt do anything wrong

    I'm listening to it and only six minutes in, but does he ever say anything about doing it as a witness?

    cause it makes sense if you're a suspect, but I can't think of any harm to being a witness

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    it is a shotgun

    man I hate that movie

    I dunno, I think it's a pretty neat gun

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAG-7

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »

    can you sum this up cause seriously

    its actually really good, watch it next time you are waiting for your laundry or w/e

    tl;dw: fast-talking hilarious law professor explains the myriad ways why it is a terrible idea to talk to the police, even if (especially if) you didnt do anything wrong

    ok so list some them

    because that sounds counter-intuitive

    just watch the damn video if you are curious god damn people

    i mean really, we spend how many hours posting worthless shit on forums, just watch it in chunks if you are curious.

    I don't really feel like spending 45 minutes watching what could possibly be a douchebag talking about stop snitching while hiding behind a degree

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    it is a shotgun

    man I hate that movie

    I dunno, I think it's a pretty neat gun

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAG-7

    I don't care about the guns man that movie just bugged the shit out of me

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    seriously dont do it!!

    http://www.youtube.com/c

    can you sum this up cause seriously

    its actually really good, watch it next time you are waiting for your laundry or w/e

    tl;dw: fast-talking hilarious law professor explains the myriad ways why it is a terrible idea to talk to the police, even if (especially if) you didnt do anything wrong

    ok so list some them

    because that sounds counter-intuitive

    just watch the damn video if you are curious god damn people

    i mean really, we spend how many hours posting worthless shit on forums, just watch it in chunks if you are curious.

    I don't really feel like spending 45 minutes watching what could possibly be a douchebag talking about stop snitching while hiding behind a degree
    that isn't what it is at all, he talks about how it can hurt you, even if you are only saying what you think you saw. why not start watching it and see if it interests you

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    guys you can talk to me about the illegal things you do I am not a police

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »

    can you sum this up cause seriously

    its actually really good, watch it next time you are waiting for your laundry or w/e

    tl;dw: fast-talking hilarious law professor explains the myriad ways why it is a terrible idea to talk to the police, even if (especially if) you didnt do anything wrong

    ok so list some them

    because that sounds counter-intuitive

    just watch the damn video if you are curious god damn people

    i mean really, we spend how many hours posting worthless shit on forums, just watch it in chunks if you are curious.

    I don't really feel like spending 45 minutes watching what could possibly be a douchebag talking about stop snitching while hiding behind a degree
    he only talks for ~20 minutes, the next 20 minutes is a Real Police Officer who says "yeah everything he just said is 100% correct" if that helps at all???

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    yes, he is decent for claiming moral superiority solely through rhetoric and condescension in a manner an eighth grader thinks condescension should sound like

    The idea that people are generally decent and that good deeds on a small scale are better than nothing at all beats misanthropic cynicism which is all too common on the internet.

    And really, if the same post had been made by anyone else, would you have reacted the same? It's an improvement over his usual posts at the very least.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    in the time it took to type all that you could've actually provided examples

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh, I didn't see you there. I was busy playing ...

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    it is a shotgun

    man I hate that movie

    I dunno, I think it's a pretty neat gun

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAG-7

    I don't care about the guns man that movie just bugged the shit out of me

    see I thought it was hilarious in an absurd over the top kind of way

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    It's a good video, you should watch it.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    yes, he is decent for claiming moral superiority solely through rhetoric and condescension in a manner an eighth grader thinks condescension should sound like

    The idea that people are generally decent and that good deeds on a small scale are better than nothing at all beats misanthropic cynicism which is all too common on the internet.

    And really, if the same post had been made by anyone else, would you have reacted the same? It's an improvement over his usual posts at the very least.

    it's not the person

    i tend to give two shits less about somebody's opinion when it's simply rhetoric

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    in the time it took to type all that you could've actually provided examples

    or you could have watched some of it

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    hand me my LongSWORD

    God that movie fucking owned

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    that's a stretch.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh man, all the members of derrick comedy are on community tonight

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Oh, I didn't see you there. I was busy playing ...

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    my GUNTAR!

    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Serious Post : You might wanna see a shrink to help you with your pessimistic outlook towards life, Anjin.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    Fake Post :

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Lockout wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    seriously dont do it!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc[url][/url]

    can you sum this up cause seriously

    its actually really good, watch it next time you are waiting for your laundry or w/e

    tl;dw: fast-talking hilarious law professor explains the myriad ways why it is a terrible idea to talk to the police, even if (especially if) you didnt do anything wrong

    I'm listening to it and only six minutes in, but does he ever say anything about doing it as a witness?

    cause it makes sense if you're a suspect, but I can't think of any harm to being a witness

    yeah don't do that either

    he cites Ohio v. Reiner, 532 US 17, 20 (2001) which is about just that very issue: "One of the Fifth Amendment's basic functions is to protect innocent men who otherwise might be ensnared by ambiguous circumstances. Truthful responses of an innocent witness, as well as those of a wrongdoer, may provide the government with incriminating evidence from the speaker's own mouth."

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Lockout wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    seriously dont do it!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc[url][/url]

    can you sum this up cause seriously

    its actually really good, watch it next time you are waiting for your laundry or w/e

    tl;dw: fast-talking hilarious law professor explains the myriad ways why it is a terrible idea to talk to the police, even if (especially if) you didnt do anything wrong

    I'm listening to it and only six minutes in, but does he ever say anything about doing it as a witness?

    cause it makes sense if you're a suspect, but I can't think of any harm to being a witness

    yeah don't do that either

    he cites Ohio v. Reiner, 532 US 17, 20 (2001) which is about just that very issue: "One of the Fifth Amendment's basic functions is to protect innocent men who otherwise might be ensnared by ambiguous circumstances. Truthful responses of an innocent witness, as well as those of a wrongdoer, may provide the government with incriminating evidence from the speaker's own mouth."

    yeah go fuck yourself

    you're advocating not appearing as a witness because something you might say might possibly incriminate you

    yes, completely destroying the entire judiciary system is a great plan

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Just watch the damn video pip, Lord.

    I'm not even watching it, I'm listening to it as I post.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    hey heres a thought

    don't be retarded and admit to illegal activity in open court, or make sure you have blanket immunity before you talk

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    If there were an instance when I'd be questioned by the police, even as a witness, I'd probably talk to my lawyer.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    If there were an instance when I'd be questioned by the police, even as a witness, I'd probably talk to my lawyer.

    now that downright makes sense

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    pip watch the video

    it's not HUR HUR DON'T SNITCH DON'T BE A WITNESS

    It's talk to a lawyer first, otherwise these are circumstances where the prosecution can nail your ass even if you are fully cooperative and truthful.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    snitches become witnesses

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    If there were an instance when I'd be questioned by the police, even as a witness, I'd probably talk to my lawyer.

    and your lawyer will say "don't tell them anything" (if he is a good lawyer)

    unless you get immunity, in writing, in which case go for it I guess

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Goddamnit, Smart Hero, the first girl talking about her dad is as heartwarming as it is heartbreaking.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I knoooooow

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i've talked to the police when i've been accused of or suspected of things

    hell

    i even did it last summer

    it's never gone badly

    (not because i am some kind of conversational genius or nothin' but because i really didn't do anything wrong)

    i've also immediately went to the police when i have witnessed a crime, and that has never gone badly for me either

    that said

    i see where this professor is coming from

    nothing cooks your goose in court more than contradictory statements

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    pip watch the video

    it's not HUR HUR DON'T SNITCH DON'T BE A WITNESS

    It's talk to a lawyer first, otherwise these are circumstances where the prosecution can nail your ass even if you are fully cooperative and truthful.

    if there is even the remote possibility of generating a thought process like this
    Lockout wrote: »
    Lockout wrote: »
    seriously dont do it!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc[url][/url]

    can you sum this up cause seriously

    its actually really good, watch it next time you are waiting for your laundry or w/e

    tl;dw: fast-talking hilarious law professor explains the myriad ways why it is a terrible idea to talk to the police, even if (especially if) you didnt do anything wrong

    I'm listening to it and only six minutes in, but does he ever say anything about doing it as a witness?

    cause it makes sense if you're a suspect, but I can't think of any harm to being a witness

    yeah don't do that either

    he cites Ohio v. Reiner, 532 US 17, 20 (2001) which is about just that very issue: "One of the Fifth Amendment's basic functions is to protect innocent men who otherwise might be ensnared by ambiguous circumstances. Truthful responses of an innocent witness, as well as those of a wrongdoer, may provide the government with incriminating evidence from the speaker's own mouth."


    then no

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i've talked to the police when i've been accused of or suspected of things

    hell

    i even did it last summer

    it's never gone badly

    (not because i am some kind of conversational genius or nothin' but because i really didn't do anything wrong)

    i've also immediately went to the police when i have witnessed a crime, and that has never gone badly for me either

    that said

    i see where this professor is coming from

    nothing cooks your goose in court more than contradictory statements

    excellent solution

    get a lawyer and don't lie or admit to illegal activity

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited February 2010
    sure, "don't tell them anything" means "don't tell them anything until we can get on the same page so you don't accidentally get yourself into trouble"

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Fuuuuuuuuuck apparently it was someone in my grade but nobody will tell me exactly who :(

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ok pip

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    sure, "don't tell them anything" means "don't tell them anything until we can get on the same page so you don't accidentally get yourself into trouble"

    that is not even remotely the same thing though

    one is retarded and the other should be common sense

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    pip watch the video

    it's not HUR HUR DON'T SNITCH DON'T BE A WITNESS

    It's talk to a lawyer first, otherwise these are circumstances where the prosecution can nail your ass even if you are fully cooperative and truthful.

    if there is even the remote possibility of generating a thought process like this

    snip

    then no

    lol?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    pip watch the video

    it's not HUR HUR DON'T SNITCH DON'T BE A WITNESS

    It's talk to a lawyer first, otherwise these are circumstances where the prosecution can nail your ass even if you are fully cooperative and truthful.

    if there is even the remote possibility of generating a thought process like this

    snip

    then no

    lol?

    tell me how you feel about the stop snitching campaign please

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