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The one time I dealt with the police is when I got lost in my granparents new town and they picked me up.
When the officer brought me home he made me hide to the side of the door so when my crying mother answered the door he could look all sad and then I could pop out.
one time i was walking home drunk from a party and a pair o cops pulled up and were like "Excuse me, you been drinkin' tonight?" and such
apparently i was really obviously walkin' like a drunk guy?
anyway, i was all "listen i am walking back from a house party my house is like two blocks thataway this is my address" and they're like
hey listen, you want a ride
so they gave me a ride to my house
i chatted with them the entire way there and had them crackin up hard
i got them to flicker their lights when they drove up because my mom was obviously awake and i thought it'd be funny
they walked me to the door in cuffs as a gag, and she sorta flipped out a bit
years ago my brother had a house party at our place
i was there, although i wasn't really partying with them since they were all high school kids, mostly i was sitting around playing guitar hero in my room
anyway, cops showed up for a noise complaint since the stupid teenagers were shouting and shit in the backyard despite me telling them otherwise
when the cops showed up all the kids sorta filed into the house swiftly, i walked outside to talk to them
when i did there was still some drunk girl out back stumbling into the house and the cops flashlighted her and were like "how old are you?" and she's like "s-seventeen..."
i am facepalmin' because i am pretty sure i am about to get charged with some kind of giving alcohol to minors type bullshit and i do not need this
the cops just chuckle and shoo her inside and they're like "jeez, it gets harder to tell every year, don't it? oh well, it's not like we'd expect you to card people to come into your house. you weren't giving any of these guys booze were you?"
i say no, they shrug and they're like "alright, take this as a warning, make sure none of these kids drive home, and keep it down, alright? we don't wanna come back"
i shot em a salute, they laughed, and left
i dunno
worked okay in the end, i think
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
"Law professor: You should not talk to the police, because even if you are completely innocent, give only completely honest statements, and say nothing that could possibly be used to incriminate you, your talking to them could still lead to your conviction.
Police interrogator: Yep pretty much"
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
"Law professor: You should not talk to the police, because even if you are completely innocent, give only completely honest statements, and say nothing that could possibly be used to incriminate you, your talking to them could still lead to your conviction.
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one time i was walking home drunk from a party and a pair o cops pulled up and were like "Excuse me, you been drinkin' tonight?" and such
apparently i was really obviously walkin' like a drunk guy?
anyway, i was all "listen i am walking back from a house party my house is like two blocks thataway this is my address" and they're like
hey listen, you want a ride
so they gave me a ride to my house
i chatted with them the entire way there and had them crackin up hard
i got them to flicker their lights when they drove up because my mom was obviously awake and i thought it'd be funny
they walked me to the door in cuffs as a gag, and she sorta flipped out a bit
good times, they were nice blokes
i would just shrug it off and take it
i mean, there are worse ways to go
wait so why am I watching this video
the only bar I care about is one that will serve me drinks.
why aren't you thinking of the children
the relieving death
look into his eyes. deep down, he knows the awful fate thats awaiting him
perhaps, perhaps
i was there, although i wasn't really partying with them since they were all high school kids, mostly i was sitting around playing guitar hero in my room
anyway, cops showed up for a noise complaint since the stupid teenagers were shouting and shit in the backyard despite me telling them otherwise
when the cops showed up all the kids sorta filed into the house swiftly, i walked outside to talk to them
when i did there was still some drunk girl out back stumbling into the house and the cops flashlighted her and were like "how old are you?" and she's like "s-seventeen..."
i am facepalmin' because i am pretty sure i am about to get charged with some kind of giving alcohol to minors type bullshit and i do not need this
the cops just chuckle and shoo her inside and they're like "jeez, it gets harder to tell every year, don't it? oh well, it's not like we'd expect you to card people to come into your house. you weren't giving any of these guys booze were you?"
i say no, they shrug and they're like "alright, take this as a warning, make sure none of these kids drive home, and keep it down, alright? we don't wanna come back"
i shot em a salute, they laughed, and left
i dunno
worked okay in the end, i think
DONTGETASEIZUREDONTGETASEIZUREDONTGETASEIZURE
good dog
e: goddamnit
The Chicago cop, coincidentally, is the biggest asshole.
just uh
just sayin
like a spoiler tag is considerate and all but a warning before clicking on it would be nice
i don't get seizures from strobes personally
but some people do
"Law professor: You should not talk to the police, because even if you are completely innocent, give only completely honest statements, and say nothing that could possibly be used to incriminate you, your talking to them could still lead to your conviction.
Police interrogator: Yep pretty much"
this man incited kent state the truth revealed
makes perfect sense
did you puke recently?
STEAM!
my posts are like vomit