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BACHELOR PARTY
Abracadaniel
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No, not this one
This one is for Phil
Phil has been a friend of mine for many years, and he's like a brother; been there for me through rough times and been a solid source of good advice and fun times. He's getting married on the 27th. We're having his bachelor party this Friday night/Saturday up in Orlando, Florida.
The problem is I'm not the best man, and the best that the best man has come up with is
"Hang out at a guy's house and play poker."
. . .
This does not seem like a proper send off for Phil. As such, I turn to you, SE++ for ideas on what do.
This one is for Phil
Phil has been a friend of mine for many years, and he's like a brother; been there for me through rough times and been a solid source of good advice and fun times. He's getting married on the 27th. We're having his bachelor party this Friday night/Saturday up in Orlando, Florida.
The problem is I'm not the best man, and the best that the best man has come up with is
"Hang out at a guy's house and play poker."
. . .
This does not seem like a proper send off for Phil. As such, I turn to you, SE++ for ideas on what do.
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It's his last chance.
Well, yes.
There's another snag in there that the best man may be getting a shotgun wedding the very same day and may not even be able to attend said bachelor's party. Don't even get me started on that.
Run...uh...this is kinda my shtick man.
Just saying.
against naked ladies!
This guy sounds like a real class act, all around.
I know. I am trying to broaden my scope, as my old stick doesn't really work on these boards any more.
He's in the Navy up in Jacksonville and in order to stay based there with his also-in-the-Navy girlfriend they have to be married.
Or something.
I dunno, I just know he's doing a lousy job and I'd prefer to do something FUN
I was thinking maybe, like, rock climbing or paintball or something.
They have pills for this now,you know?
Also,how can you try to plan a bachelor party and only come up with "play poker"? I mean,doesn't EVERYONE know that there have to be strippers or something similar?
At least say "play poker in a strip club".
that's what i do whenever i go to orlando
No.
I believe we took turns slicing fruit with ninja swords in our hotel suite.
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Why not? He gotta have to have at least some last action with strange women before he can't any more.
No hookers.
the wife-to-be sounds like a real killjoy.
edit: NaS, you're a married dude, what was your's like?
Or a paintballing weekend, I've heard the latter is good for guys who'd rather not give their wife reason to get upset because of strip clubs or hookers.
Because it's trashy and without class, and not everyone is trashy and without class.
if the hooker is expensive enough it's not trashy! you could also smoke cigars while she smokes you. classy as fuck.
Of course then they'd get suspicious when you come home covered in hickeys.
And the paintball place burnt down the day after you went so there is no record of the weekend.
we have palm trees. And this is taking place in Orlando, so more central FL than south.
helicopter pilot is told that only one man will be returning
Yes this joke was made in the OP
islands of adventure? Clearly I'm struggling with ideas here.
Whoever comes back alive gets to marry the girl.