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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thats the best idea

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Durrrr

    Hurrrr
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw&feature=player_embedded

    D:

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    fuck the coconut crab, is that a goddamn thestral?

    a regular horsey born without hair

    they usually dont live for long and get really sick/skinny ;.; i wanna give one a coat n ride it


    also:
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    a predatory coral eating a jellyfish!!

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Bedlam wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw&feature=player_embedded

    D:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

    (cool though)

    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    fuck the coconut crab, is that a goddamn thestral?

    a regular horsey born without hair

    they usually dont live for long and get really sick/skinny ;.; i wanna give one a coat n ride it


    also:
    _46697309_fungiaeatingaureliabymr.omribronstein.jpg

    a predatory coral eating a jellyfish!!

    slurrrrrrrrrrp

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Durrrr

    Hurrrr
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    feels good man

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    damn!

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    The Velvet worm:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4ezLN2IqM

    An ancient and unique group (fossils of aquatic ancestors have been found in Cambrian deposits), related to but distinct from Arthropods. Some species give live birth, other lay eggs.

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  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Camel Spider:

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    The Velvet worm:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4ezLN2IqM

    An ancient and unique group (fossils of aquatic ancestors have been found in Cambrian deposits), related to but distinct from Arthropods. Some species give live birth, other lay eggs.

    that worm is japanese I bet

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  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Dys wrote: »
    Camel Spider:

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    Kill it with fire!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that's actually 2 camel spiders hooked together and it's somewhat of a camera trick

    they don't really get that big

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Yeah, most species are quite small:

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  • DudBoltDudBolt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that's actually 2 camel spiders hooked together and it's somewhat of a camera trick

    they don't really get that big

    Good!

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  • sligmastasligmasta Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    this thread needs to be named "thread of cute bait on the hook of unending horrors"

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    sligmasta wrote: »
    this thread needs to be named "weeding out four-year-old girl from men"

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    DudBolt wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that's actually 2 camel spiders hooked together and it's somewhat of a camera trick

    they don't really get that big

    Good!

    Golden Orb Spiders, on the other hand

    easpider122.jpg

    #pipe on
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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    argiope_eats_hummingbird_2.jpg

    To be fair, these are small birds

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    indeed

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXfYvoUsxg

    centipedes are where its at

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that video is

    kind of gross

    #pipe on
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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Centipedes are indeed boss:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf8pAwGsuF4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UROVfmY3NTA

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    see title 8-)
    but seriously if its too graphic i'll pull it

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX5vJavDzNM

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    WHY AM I WATCHING THIS CENTIPEDE EVISCERATE A MOUSE

    centipedes are literally the worst things on the planet and my mouse cord brushed my leg and is probably a centipede now and auuguhhh

    fuck them so hard

    Just looking at them move is enough to make me cringe

    e: no, no, no

    damn that hypen

    I was so happy to see a bat totally eat a centipede after they built it up as a terrifying bug but then it fucking grabbed a bat!

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    It's funny, centipedes are one of those animals that just totally unnerve most people. Probably has to do with the long body and many legs; like a cross between a snake and a spider to people who fear those kinds of things.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2010
    house centipedes are pretty common in this area and they are gross

    especially when you crush them and the legs keep twitching

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i have always, and will always, maintain that insects should not fucking be allowed to eat anything other than insects/spiders

    goddammit, a bug should not have the capacity to catch, kill, and digest a non-bug! fuck

    oh also, one big thing i was worried about when coming to japan was the japanese mukade - this guy

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    these little darlings have a fairly toxic bite, can be aggressive and hard to kill, and if you do manage to kill it, it lets off a pheromone that attracts other centipedes to avenge its death! they say the best way to kill one is to drop it in a pot of boiling water

    i mean, if you have to boil something alive to properly kill it, well, fuck that

    luckily, ive only seen one since i got here, and it was outside on the downstairs neighbor's door. some people farther north, or in the mountains, have them everywhere though

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I can't quite place what I hate most about them.

    watching the video with the tarantula all i could think was holy shit it can control every one of its legs what the fuuuck

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    house centipedes are pretty common in this area and they are gross

    especially when you crush them and the legs keep twitching

    noooo don't kill house centipedes they eat all sorts of pests

    think of them as mustache bugs

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    house centipedes are pretty common in this area and they are gross

    especially when you crush them and the legs keep twitching

    noooo don't kill house centipedes they eat all sorts of pests

    think of them as mustache bugs

    mustache bugs?

    because they... look really gay?

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Macera wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    house centipedes are pretty common in this area and they are gross

    especially when you crush them and the legs keep twitching

    noooo don't kill house centipedes they eat all sorts of pests

    think of them as mustache bugs

    mustache bugs?

    because they... look really gay?

    they crawl on your face in the night

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    You tell me, Monroe

    You tell me

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think rank has a folder named "animals in diving gear" or something.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Zephos wrote: »
    I think rank has a folder named "animals in diving gear" or something.
    C:/pictures/animals/funny animals/funny animals in costumes/funny animals in funny costumes/water-related/diving gear/deep-sea diving/doggy_diver13.jpeg

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    house centipedes are pretty common in this area and they are gross

    especially when you crush them and the legs keep twitching

    noooo don't kill house centipedes they eat all sorts of pests

    think of them as mustache bugs

    this is what I do with spiders but now we just have a bunch of spiders

    eh I can deal

    I don't call them moustache spiders though

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    everybody always designates me to kill spiders

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    a few months ago a hobo spider with a roughly 18 cm legspan crawled out from behind my PC desk and onto my monitor

    really, really fast

    not ashamed to admit I screamed like a girl and ran the fuck out of my room

    fucking hate spiders

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    see

    what the hell is that. you are large in size in comparison to the spider, and unless you are homeless and really good at posting from laptops you see in mcdonalds there is a good chance you own shoes

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