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A Pressing Question Which Is Mythological In Nature
Evander
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What is the term for a unicorn that has a dick for a horn?
What are other terms for other mythological creatures with dicks growing out of their heads?
Am I wrong in thinking that this should be a thing?
What are other terms for other mythological creatures with dicks growing out of their heads?
Am I wrong in thinking that this should be a thing?
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The possibilities are endless.
They are if you believe in Jesus
Noah got a Triceratops on the Ark. Unicorns weren't as lucky.
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dicks are funny
ha
I thought that Christians believed in Dinosaurs, they just thought that Dinosaurs existed 4,000 years ago.
Don't you mock my faith in jesus.
Gordong?
i dunno, but greek mythology is the best mythology. yeah, i went there
and then talked about dicks
comedy!!
some Christians believe this, yes.
it's bad theology mixed with worse science
Stupid?
Hey, I'm not the guy who looks at The Flintstones and thinks "That looks legit, I'm a base a religion around that."
I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns
h.r. giger's designs for alien
This is my favorite, because even though I know it's a gorgon, I imagine just a dude named Gordon with a dick growing out of his forehead, waving, looking defeated, and saying "hi".
I wish i could draw.
I did not make this thread as a joke.
It is a serious question.
So far uniporn sounds about right, but I fear it may imply penetration.
I'm actually quite smart. I was even on Jeopardy once.
Yes (if it is a boy unicorn). The Head penis is primarily vestigial, however it DOES possess the ability to become rigid when the unicorn is aroused (because what fun is a unicorn with a flaccid cock going flapity on its head?)
a berk with a dick growing from its head is actually called a fert
that's a mart fart
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the official answer is a screwnicorn
I think this is the best one.