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[Glossolalia presents: RADlands] Patch 2.0 drops, Pyros still underpowered

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Raaaaneeeeaaaadooooooos

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    deeee?????aaaaaddddd

    is raidercamp still schmoozing

    i assume we're waiting for mayfield to start new missions

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It seems like it.

    Upside being that Mayfield is basically done now.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    holy shit

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    BASICALLY

    De?ad

    have Jack mock-fight RB

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That seems like something you can make happen, Rane.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    man i'd have to figure out rolls and blurg

    I'd rather eat spaghetti and watch psych

    woo


    but maybe tomorrow

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'll get the popcorn

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Good god that was incredible. I need to start writing again, so I can one day be a part of something like this.

    Bravo sirs.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    This is aweome to wake up to. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pretty good thread-cap, too.

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [Mayfield]

    Chet continues to sleep, finally dreaming peacefully.

    god damn that was awesome.

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Godamnit, Marsh. That was fucking fantastic.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Wait,

    So are we still going down on our rescue mission? So far as I know, the hospital is still surrounded by those Hyenish, and the group is still largely injured.

    E: It's really good to see that all our worrying about how Social battles would work out was kind of unfounded. That was incredible.

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jesus that was incredible. Um, so I'm guessing the hypodermic needle is bad?

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That was an awesome social battle.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I was shaking while reading it

    dang

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Don't know if anyone noticed, but I subtly included some appropriate music in the title of each of my posts.

    I am particularly proud of the boxcutter reveal one.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I saw the links, but alas I am at work and could not listen to them

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    They were pretty great.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [Mayfield]
    [Henry Phys 1 Soc 4 Ment 2 RAD BS|]

    "There is a camp on the surface, we can take you there if you wish. Get you transportation, supplies, and then you can go wherever you wish." I offer, laboriously rising to my feet.

    "If it is okay now, I would like to see my friends as well. Can you take me to them?"

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Wait,

    So are we still going down on our rescue mission? So far as I know, the hospital is still surrounded by those Hyenish, and the group is still largely injured.

    Ok, screw it.

    [Wagons... East!]
    Estimated Location: Western Nevada, and whatever other country that landed nearby.
    Description: It's time to leave the cube and find a place to move Raider Camp to. Water, RAD sources, and new friends would be just swell.
    Unlockable Ads: [To Boldly Go], [500 Miles], [Mission from God]

    Exploring, if I've understood it correctly, are:

    Sydney, Dusty, Jimothy, Eli, The Bro, Cecil,

    [Mayfield is Probably Dead]
    Estimated Location: Deep underground, in the ruins of Mayfield.
    Description: The Mayfield team has been gone too long. It's time to confirm their status as KIA, MIA, or totally fabulous.
    Unlockable Ads: [Leave no Man Behind], [Dungeon Master], [Totally Fabulous]


    With the Ocean King:

    Wolf, R.B., Jack (I've made some executive decisions, if you all are alright with that. It'll likely be a short mission and we can catch up with the exploring group.)


    This leaves Clams, Bob, Nolan, STYX, and CRABBY to make a decision.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    wait, farth was the guy in the closet?

    because ahahahahaha

    Also I gotta say that was just one of the coolest things, henry didn't even need a weapon to take down a freaking epitaph

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that was fairly impressive

    and now I'm slightly jealous and want to do something with my character

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man, when did Henry go and turn into the main character on us?

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    things mayfield still needs to do:
    regroup
    gather supplies
    get the fuck out of mayfield

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [The Cliffs of Insanity]
    CRABBY: Phy 4(x2 S-Agility) [] Soc 1 [] Ment 3 [] RADs COLOR=LIME][/COLOR
    Wrench/Hookshot: [W+1][+2:5+,5+] (160ft reach)
    CRABBY helps the fish into its new duds. Why would a fish need to wear clothes this is ridiculous. Afterwards it gingerly places the fish back on its head.

    It logs onto the robonet to send Clams a message, but receives an alert that there is a new robot in the vicinity. It eagerly searches for user:Nolan, and nearly trips over the tiny decapod-like robot. It tries to uncover the little bot by lifting the toolbox, only to discover that it is integrated into its carapace. CRABBY quickly sets Nolan back down and sends it a message.

    <[APOLOGETIC] I WAS UNAWARE THAT YOU USE THE TOOLBOX AS A SHELL. [CURIOUS] WHERE DID YOU COME FROM/ASSEMLE AT?>

    It resolves to look around a bit more in the camp to see what other new faces have arrived. There's the red-haired human that was mean to the fish, who seems to be hanging out with another human that is the same shape. Up near Dusty is a disheveled looking fellow who appears to own the beat-up car (no windshield? that's probably not safe). Finally, a greasy looking guy who seems to be taking the lead. Dusty, Jack and RB seem to be listening to him, so maybe I should too. Also...a floating jar containing some organic matter?

    <[CONFUSED] usr: ALL: WHY IS THERE A FLOATING JAR IN THE CAMP?>

    It pays a little more attention to the Ocean King's speech, and resolves to help lead the group back into Mayfield. As much as it doesn't really want to go back in the dark, it has more friends now (very tough friends), and no one should be trapped in that awful place.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    alt post: CRABBY finds itself getting all hot and bothered by Cecil's attractive new outfit

    also: It will be funny to see all of the physically oriented characters on one mission.

    additionally: Dusty will hear the last message CRABBY put out if he is actually a robot

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I like how team mayfield is the only group to get some sleep

    say what you will about mayfield, but at least we're well rested

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    our group probably has received some sleep by now

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    heh. sleep.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Just occurred to me, it's quite possible that Adler killed Chuck's parents.

    Dang.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [Raider Camp]

    Dusty takes a few measurements of Jimothy's good arm and walks back to the workshop to start the initial construction of a new arm.
    Ingredients:
    x3 1" diameter sections of conduit
    x4 rolls of medical tape
    x1 bottle of canola oil
    x6 phalanges of a deep avian variety
    x1 bottle of superglue
    x1 scuba flipper
    Directions:
    1. Using the superglue, adhere conduit pieces to resemble skeletal structure of a human (or inhuman) arm
    2. Each "joint" should be sealed against leaks
    3. Plug the bottom of the "arm" with superglue
    4. Once glue is dry, fill conduit sections with canola oil- leaving 2" at the top to seal with superglue
    5. when glue dries, wrap entire arm with medical tape leaving no surface bare
    6. prepare scuba flipper by sawing off 3/4 of flipper and cutting three small holes- two along the front and one beneath
    7. Glue phalanges into pairs and, once dry, insert each pair into one hole
    8. secure flipper to replacement arm with glue, and to patient with any preferred means


    Bonus!:
    Kids love drawing on the medical tape. Bring markers to turn a craft project into two craft projects!

    Beneath the glow of the Christmas lights, in a pile at Dusty's feet, over a dozen crayon and colored pencil drawn pictures lay. Some were schematics, others were of people- mostly from Raider Camp. He tended to spend most of his time alone- "people-persons" could handle the shouting outside. At the back of the workshop, in a Aston Martin missing its wheels, was Dusty's "bedroom." Windows had been covered up, from the inside, with more drawings of Raider Camp and its inhabitants. The inside stank with the smell of sand, spice, and motor oil.



    yeah, yeah

    wacky character development

    trying to restore the balance

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    Thor4242Thor4242 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Holy Crap I have been away from the thread for too long.

    [Bob][Camp]Phys 1 COLOR="Red"][/COLOR /|||| Soc 3 COLOR="Red"][/COLOR Ment 4[Telepathic x2][Telekinetic x2] COLOR="Red"][/COLOR ||[/B][/COLOR

    "Did I hear that some of you are going to look for your missing friends? I'd like to come with you if you don't mind. It seems like the right thing to do if you understand me." Bob turns and sees the larger robot crab looking at him. "Ummm...hello?"

    Robot version
    The jar pulses green and blue for a moment. It then turns so the eyes face Crabby. Brownian motion causes one of them to float in a small circle as the jar pulses orange several times.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    <[PERTURBED] EWWWW>

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    New thread time!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I've got the OP all ready, just need a mod to lock this one

    this thread is getting smelly, some of you butts need to post less

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    [Raider Camp]
    Sticks would be willing to go help Mayfield. Partly because it would involve helping the missing allies, and partly to get away from the builder of awesome devices who refuses to share awesome devices.

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