I have an alarm clock that plays Stephen Fry as Jeeves coming in to wake me up in the morning. It has something like 250 different phrases he recorded.
First I have been having higher and higher levels of anxiety and depression lately despite being good and taking my meds on time. I blame it on my new job and its weird shifts (which probably contributed on some level)
So on Friday morning i forget to take my Wellbutrin. This is the straw that breaks the camels back. I go into a full on depressive episode (I guess. My mom says this, I wasn't really lucid or cognizant enough to be able to agree or disgree with that.) I am having panic attacks, I am nervous, I am pacing like a cat and I finally take some Ativan/Lorazepam. I am now still anxious and freaking out but drugged out from the Ativan/Lorazepam.
Choco doesn't really get how bad this is so he tries to get me to do things like help make food with him? Many times I can only walk a few steps before falling face down on the couch or the floor because my body isn't cooperating. Despite all this I am still hysterical and take another anxiety attack pill. This makes matters worse and eventually I am at the point where I am barely lucid. I have to take another Wellbutrin but I can't summon the energy to put the food in my mouth and I ask Choco for help. He ends up impatiently slopping the food all over me and when I ask him to slow down he snaps a little impatiently and I burst into open-mouth hysterical sobs.
On top of that my parents are probably going to finalize their divorce, which means I never have to see or talk to my estranged father ever again, and that's another hideously depressive feeling. He also shut down a social gathering I was planning to have because he is a dick.
Pfft, it's about will power. Towards the end of my marriage, the only thing I had any control over was our sex life. There was a year of celibacy and I left before I broke it. Two ER trips for me resulted from it. But I never got so stupid and fucked in the head to think that sex that makes me want to vomit in shame is a good thing.
Outlier thom! Most men when offered the opportunity for sex and not encumbered by a relationship will take it, assuming of course attraction, because the laws of supply and demand are always there.
I'm not convinced that the percentage of women who wouldn't is that much higher then the men. I know there is a lot of societal conditioning on the subject, guys who do are studs, women who do are sluts but I'm not sure how strong that conditioning is once you get outside of high school.
I'm not convinced that the percentage of women who wouldn't is that much higher then the men. I know there is a lot of societal conditioning on the subject, guys who do are studs, women who do are sluts but I'm not sure how strong that conditioning is once you get outside of high school.
Its the multiple orgasms, women can give themselves multiples, where as dudes can't without chafing and dehyrdation, they just have too many O's.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
The Klaxon is the alarm that plays whenever somebody on QI says the answer that is widely believed to be true but in fact isn't.
I normally like QI, but I hate that question so much. Cruithne is not a second moon. It's a body orbiting the sun and it happens to have a 1:1 orbital resonance with the Earth. IT IS NOT A FUCKING MOON.
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I'm not convinced that the percentage of women who wouldn't is that much higher then the men. I know there is a lot of societal conditioning on the subject, guys who do are studs, women who do are sluts but I'm not sure how strong that conditioning is once you get outside of high school.
Its the multiple orgasms, women can give themselves multiples, where as dudes can't without chafing and dehyrdation, they just have too many O's.
Multiple orgasms does seem like it would be pretty damn rad.
I'm not convinced that the percentage of women who wouldn't is that much higher then the men. I know there is a lot of societal conditioning on the subject, guys who do are studs, women who do are sluts but I'm not sure how strong that conditioning is once you get outside of high school.
Its the multiple orgasms, women can give themselves multiples, where as dudes can't without chafing and dehyrdation, they just have too many O's.
Multiple orgasms does seem like it would be pretty damn rad.
And erogenous zones, I mean licking my nipples is kind of like "Ok thats kind of sexy." But for women its an actual thing. Damn sexier bodies and more points of arousal!
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
I'm not convinced that the percentage of women who wouldn't is that much higher then the men. I know there is a lot of societal conditioning on the subject, guys who do are studs, women who do are sluts but I'm not sure how strong that conditioning is once you get outside of high school.
Its the multiple orgasms, women can give themselves multiples, where as dudes can't without chafing and dehyrdation, they just have too many O's.
Multiple orgasms does seem like it would be pretty damn rad.
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*QI Klaxon*
Klaxons are unconstitutional.
Also,
Don't forget the special rounds that Hellboy uses in his revolver.
does it alert your chakras
Would you skip sex with an attractive, communist bear-man? :winky:
Never. I couldn't if my life depended on it.
... which it does!
he was Jeeves personified
I need to see this!
It's the klaxon sound from the show QI with Stephen Fry.
First I have been having higher and higher levels of anxiety and depression lately despite being good and taking my meds on time. I blame it on my new job and its weird shifts (which probably contributed on some level)
So on Friday morning i forget to take my Wellbutrin. This is the straw that breaks the camels back. I go into a full on depressive episode (I guess. My mom says this, I wasn't really lucid or cognizant enough to be able to agree or disgree with that.) I am having panic attacks, I am nervous, I am pacing like a cat and I finally take some Ativan/Lorazepam. I am now still anxious and freaking out but drugged out from the Ativan/Lorazepam.
Choco doesn't really get how bad this is so he tries to get me to do things like help make food with him? Many times I can only walk a few steps before falling face down on the couch or the floor because my body isn't cooperating. Despite all this I am still hysterical and take another anxiety attack pill. This makes matters worse and eventually I am at the point where I am barely lucid. I have to take another Wellbutrin but I can't summon the energy to put the food in my mouth and I ask Choco for help. He ends up impatiently slopping the food all over me and when I ask him to slow down he snaps a little impatiently and I burst into open-mouth hysterical sobs.
On top of that my parents are probably going to finalize their divorce, which means I never have to see or talk to my estranged father ever again, and that's another hideously depressive feeling. He also shut down a social gathering I was planning to have because he is a dick.
Basically this weekend sucked nuts.
Your place or mine?
Watch the first minute of this clip.
The Klaxon is the alarm that plays whenever somebody on QI says the answer that is widely believed to be true but in fact isn't.
He's just an intelligent, charismatic, refined actor who obviously enjoys his trade.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't know about donkey carts in the gravy tunnel, but he does like homosexual intercourse.
Does he like a little bannana in his chocolate sundae?
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I'm not convinced that the percentage of women who wouldn't is that much higher then the men. I know there is a lot of societal conditioning on the subject, guys who do are studs, women who do are sluts but I'm not sure how strong that conditioning is once you get outside of high school.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Its the multiple orgasms, women can give themselves multiples, where as dudes can't without chafing and dehyrdation, they just have too many O's.
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I normally like QI, but I hate that question so much. Cruithne is not a second moon. It's a body orbiting the sun and it happens to have a 1:1 orbital resonance with the Earth. IT IS NOT A FUCKING MOON.
Just a smidge of the carrot in the garbage chute.
he's gay
How do you know? Maybe he's kind of sad at the moment.
Multiple orgasms does seem like it would be pretty damn rad.
A little bit of beef in his broccoli?
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http://www.samsung.com/us/consumer/tv-video/televisions/plasma-tv/PN63B590T5FXZA/index.idx?pagetype=prd_detail
And erogenous zones, I mean licking my nipples is kind of like "Ok thats kind of sexy." But for women its an actual thing. Damn sexier bodies and more points of arousal!
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Oh man I was hoping you were going to get a chinese sex child. I mean I lobbied so hard.
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fucking democrats
Oh, they are.
He was celibate for a very long time.
Then he met his partner.
Aww!
so,
silver, rocksalt, iron, ebony
maybe gold for good measure
if all else fails, or come cybermen come a-knocking
uv bullets no thanks
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Boy, that racism thread is going places, and none of them are good.